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Reply #480 on: June 28, 2019, 08:14:10 PM
I’m so horny today.  I’ve had a big chubby leaking taco sauce all morning.  Now I’ve got a big sticky stain in my Under Armours, and I smell like the back row of an all night x-rated theater.



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Reply #481 on: June 28, 2019, 08:29:51 PM
Can't you get away for a few minutes and give it a few strokes. Shouldn't take long to drain that sucker. No doubt CJ is too far away to help out. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #482 on: June 28, 2019, 08:53:39 PM
No doubt CJ is too far away to help out. :emot_laughing:

I don't know, she could sit there talking dirty while you DiY.  She's pretty good at that.

Also, I'm just going to go ahead and say that there's nobody stranger than me, here.  Anyone want to argue that point?  Jed?



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Reply #483 on: June 28, 2019, 08:59:57 PM

I'm just going to go ahead and say that there's nobody stranger than me, here.  Anyone want to argue that point?  Jed?





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Reply #484 on: June 28, 2019, 09:03:55 PM
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Reply #485 on: June 28, 2019, 09:04:14 PM
It’s entirely possible Psi, I hadn’t considered you when I made that statement.



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Reply #486 on: June 28, 2019, 09:19:33 PM
Psi once posted a photo of himherself #itscomplicated, sporting a VanDyke, wearing a purple dress, with nipple rings, tats, and a baseball cap.

That’s when I realized there was absolutely no chance anyone here would accuse me of being the strangest, and that’s saying something.



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Reply #487 on: June 28, 2019, 09:25:45 PM
Psi once posted a photo of himherself #itscomplicated, sporting a VanDyke, wearing a purple dress, with nipple rings, tats, and a baseball cap.

That’s when I realized there was absolutely no chance anyone here would accuse me of being the strangest, and that’s saying something.

Nu uh!  I don't have nipple rings, silly dilly.  You're probably thinking of the Song "Hooker with a penis."  

That ain't me.  I ain't no fortunate son, boy.

Also, it's his body, and her feelings.  #Fempath.  Just FYI.
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Reply #488 on: June 28, 2019, 09:38:40 PM
Psi once posted a photo of himherself #itscomplicated, sporting a VanDyke, wearing a purple dress, with nipple rings, tats, and a baseball cap.

That’s when I realized there was absolutely no chance anyone here would accuse me of being the strangest, and that’s saying something.

Nu uh!  I don't have nipple rings, silly dilly.  You're probably thinking of the Song "Hooker with a penis."  

That ain't me.  I ain't no fortunate son, boy.

Also, it's his body, and her feelings.  #Fempath.  Just FYI.

That’s why I hashtagged it.  I’m an old white male and am guaranteed to say something wrong.  No piercings?  I’ll look for the photo.



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Reply #489 on: June 28, 2019, 09:50:30 PM
I have noticed like both my mom and my Peruvian, Psi is partial to purple.

I always admired the hat and vest with the goggles while hiking.



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Reply #490 on: June 29, 2019, 02:44:29 AM
I confess I lied to my seven year old about not being able to find her tablet. She keeps it with her all the time, loses it ALL THE TIME. I had it, and I wanted her to go looking for it so she'd learn to stop misplacing it.

Cruel, I know, but that kid loses too many things. She needs to learn to keep track.  :roll:




Yes, she got it back.  :roll:



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Reply #491 on: June 29, 2019, 03:21:17 AM
I always admired the hat and vest with the goggles while hiking.

Those were red.  BTW, my full name is Rüby Psiberzerker.  Nice to see that mine is not the only fallible memory.  

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Tatoos (Psi/Phi, and Question Gender, respectively)



Hiking:

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Reply #492 on: June 29, 2019, 03:26:21 AM



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Reply #493 on: June 29, 2019, 05:08:18 PM
I always admired the hat and vest with the goggles while hiking.


Hiking:






Reddish purple then.



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Reply #494 on: July 01, 2019, 09:34:59 PM
It’s nice having my new wife tell me in bed how hot I am, but then she complains about how much space she has on the bed and begins shoving me.







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Reply #495 on: July 01, 2019, 10:43:06 PM
Wife stole my blanket after sex last night.  Woke up in cold bedroom and had to turn on the light to find a blanket.  Between wife and dog, I am #3 in our bed.



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Reply #496 on: July 02, 2019, 01:31:41 AM
Wife stole my blanket after sex last night.  Woke up in cold bedroom and had to turn on the light to find a blanket.  Between wife and dog, I am #3 in our bed.


Oh I got plenty on the blanket front, but she’s having hot flashes and claims my hands burn.

My dog used to sleep with me, not sure who’s more sad about her being banished from the bedroom, me or my dog.  Based on her barking, it’s at least equal.



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Reply #497 on: July 02, 2019, 11:24:48 PM
I confess I'm keeping a huge secret from my family. Nothing that's because of me, but because of someone else and what someone did to them and they came to me with trust, without even knowing me.  :roll:

It's a huge secret that if it got out, a dream of mine would come true, but would destroy the life of the person who trusted me. And that's the only reason I've kept the secret.  :facepalm:



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Reply #498 on: July 03, 2019, 12:10:11 AM
It's not your secret, though.  So, thanks for keeping it from us.



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Reply #499 on: July 03, 2019, 09:47:47 AM
I confess I'm keeping a huge secret from my family. Nothing that's because of me, but because of someone else and what someone did to them and they came to me with trust, without even knowing me.  :roll:

It's a huge secret that if it got out, a dream of mine would come true, but would destroy the life of the person who trusted me. And that's the only reason I've kept the secret.  :facepalm:

Forgoing a dream because the cost would be too high for someone else is a sign of true maturity. I'm proud of you.

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