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Reply #460 on: June 17, 2019, 08:09:19 PM
Then I’m going to ask if I can watch or better yet do it for her.

Much better yet.  It's incredibly intimate, and this way both of you get pretty close to what you want.  Honestly, it's a bitch for women to DiY, and a real help to have a man (Or Woman, but that's a whole nother kinda relationship) to do it for them.  Right in front of them, where they can see what they're doing without a mirror.

You shave right?  Okay, now try to get that bit between your scrotum, and your inner thigh, while holding a mirror.  You'll see what it's like on a women when you try it, but turned around, laying back, right in front of you, with both hands free?  Trust me, it's a lot easier that trying to do it with a mirror.

Edit:  MJ is a woman, but ultimately, you can ask.  It's up to the Peruvian how comfortable she is, and how much she trusts you.  IDK her.
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Reply #461 on: June 17, 2019, 09:02:16 PM
I love womanscaping.


I didn’t really consider it before, but now I’m curious.  Tonight I’m going to ask what she would have done grooming-wise.  Then I’m going to ask if I can watch or better yet do it for her.

You can ask to watch.  I'm willing to bet the answer is no.   Do NOT push it.
Your best bet would be to allow her to take care of things, then the next time you see her bottom half, compliment how pretty she looks.  Ask if you can participate in a weekly touch-up.



Maybe Jules.

While she doesn’t ‘sound’ conservative, she is.  I am going to ask, and I don’t push many things with her.  However and as I told her this weekend when she told me not to push her, if I didn’t push her at least a little we wouldn’t ever make love these days.  Strangely for someone that enjoys it so vocally, she unfortunately requires a fair amount of convincing these days.  I used to think it was wedding jitters, but that happened last month.  Last year we were going at it like rabbits, so I’m a little unsure what’s changed.  She’s as responsive as ever, so the desire is intact; just finds it unimportant and gets a little piqued that I do find it important.

The one exception is she gets horny as hell when she drinks.  Must be why I’m constantly asking her if she wants a drink.  My last wife was an alcoholic, so I’m cautious about that route.

She was very willing on the honeymoon too, not necessarily from a perspective of it being obligatory, but it did seem like the increase in sexual activity during our honeymoon was because of ‘we were supposed to’ or maybe it was more acceptable?
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Reply #462 on: June 26, 2019, 04:24:29 PM
There used to be a chain of steakhouses in Texas, and perhaps elsewhere, called the Old San Francisco Steakhouse.  They typically looked like a red barn, and featured “the girl in the velvet swing.”  The girl wore a Gibson girl style outfit, and swung back and forth over the crowds eating below.


My roommate’s girlfriend was a velvet swing girl.  We had a flirty off limits relationship forever, with a lot of casual touching and furtive glances.

Late one night she showed up after we work in her uniform, complete with heels and fishnet stockings.  She was very sweaty on this hot summer evening, and covered in perspiration. I told her my roommate wasn’t home, and invited her in for some ice water.  Instead, I took her in my arms and began kissing the sweat off her.

It was sweet release of months of tension between us.  We ended up fucking on the floor in the dining room like two animals in heat.  Good thing my roommate did not come home, because she was grunting like a sow, snorting and squealing, while I stretched all of her holes.  I held her head up so she could watch my cock sawing in and out of her, and I made her say derogatory things about my roommate’s fucking abilities.

She ended up on her knees with her uniform hiked around her waist.  I banged her red bush, while pushing both thumbs in and out of her puckered ass.  I didn’t pull out.  I hoped my roommate would get a taste of my sauce, if her pussy wasn’t too tender.

They broke up a few weeks later.  I don’t think it was over me, but I do think she realized there was someone better for her out there.  In the meantime, I finally went to the OSFS and watched her swing.
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Reply #463 on: June 26, 2019, 04:41:23 PM
Burma-Shave sign without the rest of the series?  Maybe they have them stacked up, and it's just vignetted by the photo, but back in the day, they used to post them on the roadside, before Billboards.

[If You]

[Don't
Know]

[Who's
Signs]

[These
Are]

[You
can't]

[Have
Driven]

[Very
Far]

[Burma
Shave]

I like nostalgia when the spirit is preserved, along with the artifact.  In North Carolina, they tried a chain of "Texas Steakhouses" and the Frank's Red-Hot was called Texas Pete.  
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Reply #464 on: June 26, 2019, 04:48:22 PM
I’m old enough to recall the Burma Shave signs, and my grandparents who raised me talked about seeing them all the time, probably before I was born.

I never did know what a Burma Shave was, just assumed it had to do with shaving.  Was it an aftershave or some method of shaving?  And, are we supposed to call it Myanmar Shave now?



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Reply #465 on: June 26, 2019, 04:50:51 PM
Was it an aftershave or some method of shaving?

It was a brushless shave-gel.  In a tube, like toothpaste.  Back in the day, they used soap powder, a cup, and brush.  My grandaddy had a collection of yard signs, the customers were encouraged to participate in the campaign by putting them out in their yards, on wooden sticks.

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells."



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Reply #466 on: June 26, 2019, 05:57:20 PM
Was it an aftershave or some method of shaving?

It was a brushless shave-gel.  In a tube, like toothpaste.  Back in the day, they used soap powder, a cup, and brush.  My grandaddy had a collection of yard signs, the customers were encouraged to participate in the campaign by putting them out in their yards, on wooden sticks.

"He doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells."

Strangely, I own a Burma Shave sign exactly like the one in the girl-in-the-swing video.

The signs typically had series of rhyming messages concluding with “Burma Shave.”



There is even a book (I have a copy):




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Reply #467 on: June 26, 2019, 06:23:03 PM
My grandparents had that same book, or at least a similar one with a bunch of those little roadside Burma Shave poems.  From my memory, the book cover was different?



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Reply #468 on: June 26, 2019, 06:25:11 PM
My grandparents had that same book, or at least a similar one with a bunch of those little roadside Burma Shave poems.  From my memory, the book cover was different?

My grandfather had a hardbound copy with a white dust jacket.  My copy is paperback, and looks like this one.



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Reply #469 on: June 26, 2019, 06:29:32 PM
I confess, I didn't even know about the book.  My grandaddy also had an old tube of Burma-Shave flattened out in his collection.  (By which I mean a drawer in the desk he had the box of signs stacked up on, in his basement in Manasses.)

I didn't know there were 600 Jingles, either.  This is merging into the "What did you learn today?" thread!



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Reply #470 on: June 26, 2019, 06:45:15 PM

I didn't know there were 600 Jingles, either.  This is merging into the "What did you learn today?" thread!


I honestly think banging the girl in the swing is a better subject matter than Burma-Shave signs, but I’ll take my conversation any way I can get it.



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Reply #471 on: June 26, 2019, 07:39:45 PM

I didn't know there were 600 Jingles, either.  This is merging into the "What did you learn today?" thread!


I honestly think banging the girl in the swing is a better subject matter than Burma-Shave signs, but I’ll take my conversation any way I can get it.


Me too, by far actually.  But other than being extremely envious of having such an episode and memory, I didn’t have much to say about it.  It was a fun read though.



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Reply #472 on: June 27, 2019, 07:53:23 AM
Trapeze swings aren't great, the bar gets in the way unless she (He...) bends over it.  Wonder if they have a back room with a "Cargo net."?



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Reply #473 on: June 27, 2019, 09:32:19 PM
CJ almost gave a complete stranger a blowjob today.  :roll:



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Reply #474 on: June 27, 2019, 09:37:13 PM
CJ almost gave a complete stranger a blowjob today.  :roll:

Blowjob means never having to say “complete stranger.”




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Reply #475 on: June 27, 2019, 09:40:13 PM
Blowjob means never having to say “complete stranger.”

Yeah, it's kinda like virginity, changes the whole Status of the relationship.

[ ] Complete Stranger.

[X] That guy I sucked off.

[ ]  Stalker.

[ ]  Booty Call.

[ ]  Friends With Benefits.

[ ]  Boyfriend.

[ ] Fiancee...



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Reply #476 on: June 27, 2019, 09:50:25 PM
 :emot_bjsmiley:

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Reply #477 on: June 27, 2019, 10:09:24 PM
Well, nobody is stranger than me.



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Reply #478 on: June 28, 2019, 01:40:00 AM
CJ almost gave a complete stranger a blowjob today.  :roll:
Awww! Poor guy, missing out on what Chirp had to offer.

Well, nobody is stranger than me.
Wanna bet?!

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Reply #479 on: June 28, 2019, 02:01:48 AM
CJ almost gave a complete stranger a blowjob today.  :roll:
Awww! Poor guy, missing out on what Chirp had to offer.

Well, nobody is stranger than me.
Wanna bet?!

CJ has the magic mouth. Never a complaint or a drop spilled.  ;D