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Reply #240 on: January 09, 2019, 02:44:05 AM
I confess I acted very inappropriately today while out shopping alone. There was one much older woman working the cash register at the dollar tree. Yes, I shop there because I spend a fortune on cleaning products so don't judge me for buying cheaper. And she was a little overwhelmed with work. She had to stock the shelves, run the checkout and there was no one else there. So we struck up a conversation. Ok, I talk to her all the time when I go there, and she was telling me how stressed she was because being right across the street from the very college my sister and her wifey go to, it always gets busy around noon with students wanting drinks and junk food.

So I just grabbed her hands and put 'em on my boobs for her.  :facepalm: I told her go ahead, do whatever you want. So she squeezed and caressed. Then she started kissing my neck, and my cheeks. She is not a lesbian, but I think she really needed that. And that's all that happened. I let her play with my boobs and kiss my neck and cheeks.

CJ should not have done that, but it's hardly the first time I've ever done something like this. It's not even the worst thing I've done.

My therapist will have a lot of fun with this one.  :roll:



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Reply #241 on: January 09, 2019, 04:14:37 AM
I put the Target cashier’s hands on my prodigious bulge and invited her just to feel it and play with it any way she wanted, but then they called the cops.  Go figure.



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Reply #242 on: January 09, 2019, 04:24:31 AM
No you didn't.  ;D

CJ's a whore.  :roll:



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Reply #243 on: January 09, 2019, 04:27:08 AM
Some of us would look at CJ as a kind person, ready to lend a boob to help another person.

I've seen all those stress balls of foam rubber for people to use.  Who knew you could just grab some titty if one of those little rubber things isn't around. :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville


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Reply #244 on: January 09, 2019, 04:29:55 AM
CJ is. But CJ's also a filthy whore.  :roll:

My therapist is gonna lecture me about it. But better her than anyone in this house.  :roll:

CJ's titties are always up for grabs. Literally.



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Reply #245 on: January 09, 2019, 01:36:33 PM
Some things are meant for squeezing.  At least that’s what I say after my hand get swatted away.



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Reply #246 on: January 09, 2019, 01:37:59 PM
CJ is. But CJ's also a filthy whore.  :roll:

Unless you're taking money for it you're not a whore. Slut, maybe, but not a whore. :D

CJ's titties are always up for grabs. Literally.

Personally, I agree with msslave, that sounds like a kind person to me. And the kind I'd like to... well, you know.  ;D

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Reply #247 on: January 09, 2019, 02:57:35 PM
CJ has taken money for it.  :emot_laughing:



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Reply #248 on: January 09, 2019, 04:17:44 PM
I put the Target cashier’s hands on my prodigious bulge and invited her just to feel it and play with it any way she wanted, but then they called the cops.  Go figure.


Toe, isn’t this just a classic example of the unfair double standard we men must cope with?  Sure, a girl can offer her tits up for a comforting squeeze, but the moment we men make the same altruistic offer of our genitalia rubbing them all over a clerk, we get labeled perverts and the authorities are called.



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Reply #249 on: January 09, 2019, 04:23:54 PM
Toe, isn’t this just a classic example of the unfair double standard we men must cope with?  Sure, a girl can offer her tits up for a comforting squeeze, but the moment we men make the same altruistic offer of our genitalia rubbing them all over a clerk, we get labeled perverts and the authorities are called.

To be fair, it's a lot easier to get her tits over the counter.



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Reply #250 on: January 09, 2019, 11:57:38 PM
I confess I have never thought of CJ in a sexual way, but the idea of pawing her proffered tits at the grocery store checkout line sounds very appealing.



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Reply #251 on: January 10, 2019, 12:58:49 AM
I confess I have never thought of CJ in a sexual way,

I confess that I haven't really either.  I have no idea what her tits look like, and I've known too many "Lesbian girls" on the internet.



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Reply #252 on: January 10, 2019, 01:05:44 AM
I confess I have never thought of CJ in a sexual way,

I confess that I haven't really either.  I have no idea what her tits look like, and I've known too many "Lesbian girls" on the internet.

Rule one of the Internet, nobody is who they say they are.  Rule two, see rule 1.

I can’t count on one hand how many people I have known and trusted here, and that’s only after 10 years of getting to know them.

Best to keep sex in RL.  No offense.  That’s just the way I am.



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Reply #253 on: January 10, 2019, 01:40:39 AM
I confess I have never thought of CJ in a sexual way,

I confess that I haven't really either.  I have no idea what her tits look like, and I've known too many "Lesbian girls" on the internet.


Chirp is a lesbian trapped in a cock loving slut’s body.



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Reply #254 on: January 10, 2019, 01:47:59 AM
I confess I have never thought of CJ in a sexual way,

I confess that I haven't really either.  I have no idea what her tits look like, and I've known too many "Lesbian girls" on the internet.

Rule one of the Internet, nobody is who they say they are.  Rule two, see rule 1.

I can’t count on one hand how many people I have known and trusted here, and that’s only after 10 years of getting to know them.

Best to keep sex in RL.  No offense.  That’s just the way I am.


I’ve trusted a number of people I met on the internet and so far never got burned on that.  As far as here, trusted one person so far, but then I think anyone would trust that person.

OK, that excludes Eljorn who’s on here and a mod on RU.  He and I had lunch before and he joined me at the strip club once.  Lois recently made fun of that saying we are dating, lol.



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Reply #255 on: January 10, 2019, 02:00:58 AM
Rule one of the Internet, nobody is who they say they are.  Rule two, see rule 1...

Also, rule #8:  There are no real rules for posting.
Rule #9:  There are no real rules for moderation, either.  Enjoy your ban.
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Rule #27:  Always question someone's sexual preference, with no real reason.
Rule #28:  Always questions someone's real gender, just in case it's a man.
Rule #29:  On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.  {AKA the Hanson Rule.}
Rule #30:  There are no girls on the internet.

Just off the top of my head.
This is the post-Anonymous hack list.  No Girls on the Internet was originally Rule #16.
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Reply #256 on: January 10, 2019, 02:11:16 AM
Most people on sex sites like this that are very active over a period of time are who they say they are.  The fakers lose interest very quickly.



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Reply #257 on: January 10, 2019, 02:17:59 AM
Most people on sex sites like this that are very active over a period of time are who they say they are.

Not Exactly who they say they are.  There's still the Greek Fisherman Affect:  Every time you tell the story, the fish gets bigger.  This is a Sex Fantasy site.  So, whenever you run into one of those common (Straight guy) fantasies, like a house full of lesbos that have sex all the time?

I ain't saying she's a dude.  I'm just saying I don't believe that she doesn't exaggerate.  How much is impossible to tell.



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Reply #258 on: January 10, 2019, 02:33:53 AM
Most people on sex sites like this that are very active over a period of time are who they say they are.  The fakers lose interest very quickly.

Not true, in my experience.

My experience is that most of the people here have been the victims of sexual abuse and/or exploitation themselves at some point, and have some pretty deep pathologies.  Doesn’t mean we’re all bat shit crazy, but doesn’t mean that we aren’t.  I have this conversation with myself from time to time.  Sitting in the corner now with my juice box...



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Reply #259 on: January 10, 2019, 02:34:53 AM
The fakers are also easy to spot.  But then I’ve been very careful with who I’ve trusted.