Confessions

[ChirpingGirl]

Me: Babe, can I suck a cock?

Wifey: No, white girl.

Me: Why not?

Wifey: What do you mean why not?

Me: I go down on you every night, I need some variety.

Wifey: I've offered to do you at the same time.

Me: I wanna get throat fucked.

Wifey: Too bad.

Me: You know I don't really need your permission.

Wifey: There's to be no male things going in or coming into any part of you.

Me: What are you gonna do if I do it anyway?

Wifey: Divorce you.

Me: Not seein' the threat.

Wifey: "mumbles something in Japanese and angrily walks away".


 

[_priapism]

Wifey: "mumbles something in Japanese and angrily walks away".

Better put me on retainer before she does.  I know where all the skeletons are buried.
 

[ChirpingGirl]

Wifey: "mumbles something in Japanese and angrily walks away".

Better put me on retainer before she does.  I know where all the skeletons are buried.
 

She'll never divorce me. 

[MintJulie]

So is staci as she hums the yellow rose of Texas in alto.

I knew this about Staci, I also learned about rainbows. 

[MintJulie]

where do you want it?  Spit, swallow, facial, on the tits?  

Don't do facials or on my chest.  And no, I don't spit.  I like the protein.

No face or throat f*cking either.   I let Mark do it once - on his birthday.

[msslave]

Five years ago I posted a story here shortly after I'd joined about the first cock I sucked at a glory hole.
http://www.kristensboard.com/forums/index.php?topic=18474.msg259737#msg259737

I would indulge occasionally when in a big city that had ABS. I lived in a small town far from the sins of the big city and didn't travel much.  Then in the early 80s I moved to Minneapolis and became a more frequent visitor.  My life took another direction soon though and sex was not a problem, I had worse.

By the time I was out from under that, the ABS places had all been closed down and hard.  The brothers that operated most even got some prison time.  I did manage a few encounters occasionally and as I got older my enjoyment of pleasing other men grew. 

When wife hit menopause and what had been a hot sex life, that included some great FemDom, stopped, seemingly overnight.  Menopause for her was a physical disaster and I feel for her. Still my needs didn't stop.

So for the last several years my sex life has been sucking cock and I love it.  It's something I can do with no emotional attachment with the other person.  Trying to cheat with a woman is a minefield for me.  Women are my Kryptonite as you can tell since I'm on my 4th marriage.

With men, I can enjoy the sexual closeness with another person.  Considering most of my sex life comes from my hand, I look at it as a step up.

No, I'm not trying to justify cheating, I admit it's cheating.  But the plain fact is I love giving pleasure.  I rarely cum during these encounters, but I get so much pleasure out of making the other person cum. And, before anyone asks, I always swallow.

Summing up...my confession is: I'm a cocksucker, and happy to be one. 

I've been afraid of being open about this as there are many here I consider friends and I hope I haven't lost any from this confession.  I guess everyone else that posted on this finally gave me the nerve to put it all out there.  Thanks.

[_priapism]

Trying to cheat with a woman is a minefield for me.  Women are my Kryptonite as you can tell since I'm on my 4th marriage.

Confession.  Likewise.

Summing up...my confession is: I'm a cocksucker, and happy to be one. 

I've been afraid of being open about this as there are many here I consider friends and I hope I haven't lost any from this confession.  I guess everyone else that posted on this finally gave me the nerve to put it all out there.  Thanks.

No worries.  As I’ve always said, “Everyone is a little gay.”

[ChirpingGirl]

where do you want it?  Spit, swallow, facial, on the tits?  

Don't do facials or on my chest.  And no, I don't spit.  I like the protein.

No face or throat f*cking either.   I let Mark do it once - on his birthday.

Half the fun is getting splattered, Jules. 

[Katiebee]

Don’t like giving blow jobs, never did. Going down and eating a girl out is a different kettle of fish.

[MintJulie]

Half the fun is getting splattered, Jules. 

Nope nope nope.  HATE IT!   Yes, it has happened before.    I dated a guy that liked to pull back about 4 inches and have me open my mouth.  His volume was double any other guy I ever dated.  75% made it in, the rest would be around my lips, cheek and chin.   It only happened a couple times before I said it was grossing me out and didn't do it anymore.

My chest, okay, not a huge biggy.  But NOT the face.   I don't like the cleanup.   It just smears on my chest and I immediately want to get in the shower.



Katie, that comment cracked me up.

[Katiebee]

Double entendres and punishment for all.

[Remington555]

Summing up...my confession is: I'm a cocksucker, and happy to be one. 

I've been afraid of being open about this as there are many here I consider friends and I hope I haven't lost any from this confession.  I guess everyone else that posted on this finally gave me the nerve to put it all out there.  Thanks.

We are what we are my friend. No judgement here, live and let live.

Remmy

[Remington555]

I accept on her behalf. 

Bless you my child. And thanks.  I wasn't sure whether I'd find forgiveness or get eviscerated.

Remmy

[Remington555]

The thing is, we've all done things that we regret later.    When in situations like this, think of the person on the other end of a phone call as being your daughter, niece, grand daughter, grand son etc.    Just nicely interrupt them when you realize it's a sales call, tell them you're not interested and wish them luck with their next customer and tell them to have a good day.  They'll appreciate it your kindness.

Great advice. The older I get the easier it is for me to follow that, and not just on the phone but in person as well. We never know what's going on in someone else's life.

Although... if someone from 'Microsoft' calls, all bets are off! 

Remmy

PS: Loved the insurance story! 

[psiberzerker]

Well, I'm a swallower.  Also, I have a beard which makes any missed shot difficult to clean out.  I used to love facials when I was younger, though.

I guess it's a good thing I don't get calls from Flo.  (That's the Progressive chick, right?  She still around?)  It's painfully annoying when you're homeless, and someone cold calls you to sell you homeowner insurance.  

"Hi, this is Joy over at Alles Investments, do you have any extra money lying around."

"Fresh out."

"Well, if you do, you could always send it to the following address:"

Click.  Look, I understand people have to take the jobs they can get, but that doesn't extend to Empathy for a Bangledeshi cold caller.  I'm glad he's making money, and it's probably better than a Sweatshop. (Are they still all Male?) but it's insulting when I live in an aluminum box on wheels, in November, and I can't get Healthcare because of the global Insurance scam.

[MissBarbara]

So is staci as she hums the yellow rose of Texas in alto.

And THAT'S why they call it a hummer...

[Jed_]

Me: Babe, can I suck a cock?

Wifey: No, white girl.


 

Sorry Chirp, and wish I could help you out.

The way you’ve been going on about this, if I gave you the order, you probably wouldn’t be able to get on your knees fast enough.  And your mouth would probably be wide open before I even started opening my pants.  You’d also probably get impatient, slap my hands out of the way, and tear my pants open.

I wish my gf had your enthusiasm.  She’s not experienced, knows that, and is both embarrassed by her inexperience, but also that inexperience comes from not liking the whole idea of it.  She’s also a bit selfish about such things, more interested in being pleased than being pleasing.  I can only get her to do it under the following circumstances:
1. She’s drunk (and she’s not a big drinker, so that’s rare)
2. She’s really horny (which seems to happen any time she’s drunk)
3. I throw a guilt trip on her talking about how I want to please her, but what about me.

I think I need to get her drunk more often.

[IrishGirl]

Strippers Strippers Strippers Strippers Strippers.  Strippers.  Strippers Strippers, strippers.  Strippers.

Sweet Zombie Jesus, Jed, not everything is about strippers.  You really have a problem.

[psiberzerker]

Welcome back to Sex talk.  Feel free to talk openly without fear of me quoting you.  That is all, I'm just happy that I didn't chase you off.

Oh yeah, and Jed openly admits he has a problem, and a girlfriend, now.  That seems to skip a few steps...

[Jed_]

Strippers Strippers Strippers Strippers Strippers.  Strippers.  Strippers Strippers, strippers.  Strippers.

Sweet Zombie Jesus, Jed, not everything is about strippers.  You really have a problem.