Confessions

[psiberzerker]

Telemarketing is still a thing?  I mean, in the age of Internet ads, and using phones primarily for texting, that's at all effective?

I don't have a phone, so I was completely oblivious that they hadn't gone the way of Door-to-Door salesmen.

[ChirpingGirl]

Telemarketing is still a thing?  I mean, in the age of Internet ads, and using phones primarily for texting, that's at all effective?

I don't have a phone, so I was completely oblivious that they hadn't gone the way of Door-to-Door salesmen.

In my experience it's all Indian scammers now.

[psiberzerker]

In my experience it's all Indian scammers now.

That makes sense (Extending that to Pakistan, and Banglasesh, other countries where call centers have been outsourced to.)  They're a little behind the technological curve out there, but still.  What can they hope to sell, cold calling phones in the US?  Do they call landlines, and mobiles as well, still?  Honestly, I'd forgotten that Telemarketing was ever a thing, and I used to do it (In Amway)

[ChirpingGirl]

In my experience it's all Indian scammers now.

That makes sense (Extending that to Pakistan, and Banglasesh, other countries where call centers have been outsourced to.)  They're a little behind the technological curve out there, but still.  What can they hope to sell, cold calling phones in the US?  Do they call landlines, and mobiles as well, still?  Honestly, I'd forgotten that Telemarketing was ever a thing, and I used to do it (In Amway)

I get scam calls on my mobile almost every fucking day about my car insurance and my credit cards. I've sadly never gotten the IRS scam call. They do that year round. Oh how I'd love to play with them about that.

"Yes, what is your name please?"

"Ellen Ripley."

"Yes, Miss Ripley, I have your file here. IRS is suing you for ten thousand US dollars."

"I haven't paid taxes in 57 years, I was... lost."

"You will be put behind the bars before going to the coat house." They actually say that. 


They'd never ever... EVER get it. 

CJ wants to play with an IRS scammer so bad. 

[psiberzerker]

I say we just take off, and nuke the entire site from orbit.  The only way to be sure.

Occam's Teacup, the simplest explanation is "Aliens."

Because it rests in a saucer.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day. 

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly. 

[Jed_]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day. 

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly. 

I’m at work, but I’d be fine with you kneeling under my desk.

[psiberzerker]

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly.

You know, if you suck a dick badly, then you don't get a chance to do it again?  It's a lot more productive if you suck dick well.

Though some guys don't seem to mind either way.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day. 

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly. 

I’m at work, but I’d be fine with you kneeling under my desk.

I have done it under a desk. 

[MintJulie]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day.  

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly.  

Confession....After an active sex life in my 20's which included oral sex, it all stopped abruptly, for 10 + years.   I was still able to enjoy my times alone, (masturbation and toys), but I really missed performing oral sex on a guy.  

The first time I did it, after 10 years without, was pretty special.   The first time I did it for Mark, it was the first time he had had a mouth on him there.  That was the most special time ever, for both of us.  

It still is special for us both, and it can play out in different scenarios.    Sometimes I feel like I hold all the power, making him but putty in my hands.  I can take him in my mouth and render him weak and powerless while his eyes are closed and he can only moan at the pleasure he feels.  And at his special moment I can paralyze him as his body goes rigid except for slight tremors.  My act makes him helpless momentarily. I feel like a sorceress and I could rule the world.
Other times I feel just the opposite... like when he is leaning back in the chair with his knees spread, allowing me to kneel in front of him.  He, running his hand through my hair as he sips on wine while praising my talented lips, mouth, and tongue, telling me what a good cock sucker I am, and how I look good on my knees.  Until, finally, he shows his appreciation by rewarding me with his ejaculation.

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day.  

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly.  

Confession....After an active sex life in my 20's which included oral sex, it all stopped abruptly, for 10 + years.   I was still able to enjoy my times alone, (masturbation and toys), but I really missed performing oral sex on a guy.  

The first time I did it, after 10 years without, was pretty special.   The first time I did it for Mark, it was the first time he had had a mouth on him there.  That was the most special time ever, for both of us.  

It still is special for us both, and it can play out in different scenarios.    Sometimes I feel like I hold all the power, making him but putty in my hands.  I can take him in my mouth and render him weak and powerless while his eyes are closed and he can only moan at the pleasure he feels.  And at his special moment I can paralyze him as his body goes rigid and stiff except for slight tremors.  My act makes him helpless momentarily, I feel like a sorceress and I could rule the world.
Other times I feel just the opposite... like when he is leaning back in the chair with his knees spread, allowing me to kneel in front of him.  He running his hand through my hair as he sips on wine while praising my talented lips, mouth, and tongue, telling me what a good cock sucker I am, and how I look good on my knees.  Until, finally, he shows his appreciation by rewarding me with his ejaculation.

 

Jules is a good cock sucker. 

[staci]

So is staci as she hums the yellow rose of Texas in alto.

[psiberzerker]

You guys are making me really hungry for teh cock!  Keep it up, I'm not complaining!

[ChirpingGirl]

 

 

[psiberzerker]

1, that's awesome, and B, that makes me wonder about something.  All you cock-sucker girls here, what about the money shot, where do you want it?  Spit, swallow, facial, on the tits?  

[ChirpingGirl]

1, that's awesome, and B, that makes me wonder about something.  All you cock-sucker girls here, what about the money shot, where do you want it?  Spit, swallow, facial, on the tits?  

CJ never really had a say in where it went. 

Though one time I did make it so he dare not pull out and fire all over my face. 

[_priapism]

[_priapism]

I pulled one off at work today.  A friend kept sending me photos of herself, in various states of undress, and I had a boner in no time.  I finally was starting to stain with the pre-cum running fairly generous, so I walked down to the lavatory.  Fortunately, it’s a single user model.  I was grunting like a stuck pig, looking at her photos on my phone, and my hard cock flopping about in the mirror.  Hope no one got an earful.  The sink was full of cum when I finished.  Better than a coffee break.

[Jed_]

CJ's been watching blowjob porn all day. 

CJ does want to suck dick. Badly. 

I’m at work, but I’d be fine with you kneeling under my desk.

I have done it under a desk. 

Historically for me I’d lay back in bed and let you show me what you can do.  Eventually though due to that fetish I have of liking things forceful, I’d get a grip on your blond hair, turn you sideways and facefuck you until I’m done.

At least that’s what my blond wife got used to.  She never really objected, even sensed the turn coming and cooperated.  Later she’d run to the bathroom and spit in the sink.  A couple times she didn’t make it to the bathroom, but nothing ever got spit on the floor.

[psiberzerker]

I pulled one off at work today.  A friend kept sending me photos of herself, in various states of undress, and I had a boner in no time.  I finally was starting to stain with the pre-cum running fairly generous, so I walked down to the lavatory.  Fortunately, it’s a single user model.  I was grunting like a stuck pig, looking at her photos on my phone, and my hard cock flopping about in the mirror.  Hope no one got an earful.  The sink was full of cum when I finished.  Better than a coffee break.

When I was about 19, I did it at a bus stop.  Not one of the enclosed ones, or even a bench, I just kicked it leaned up against the post with the Bus Stop sign on it.  Untucked my shirt, and kept an eye out.  Not much traffic, all of it in cars, nobody even slowed down, but I've always been a bit of a public fetishist.  (It's a kind of Exhibitionist, but when you say that, a lot of people assume flashing strangers, or some sort of exposure.)  Don't remember what I was thinking about, I just had some time, a youthful libido, and no where else to go.  I did it all over the place like this (Including various jobs) but that is arguably the most daring at least for me.  AA big part of the thrill was being in Garner NC at the time, on my way to work.  If any of those deep south conservatives had any idea what I was doing, they'd probably burn me at the stake, not even knowing I was a closet transsexual, and bisexual.