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Reply #920 on: May 16, 2021, 11:33:59 AM
I used to go to music festivals, hopefully I will again one day.  About 10 years ago or so, I had developed some relationships with people that did the same.  We went to a festival called Moe.Down for several years in a row.  One of the younger guys had hooked up with a girl about his age, and then her girl friends became our friends, the rest of us guys being old farts twice their age.  Those girls were all very hot.

One festival after these relationships were all established, people were walking around selling ganga icing, so basically marijuana infused sugar spread.  Late one night after all the music had stopped and we were all very fucked up sitting in chairs in a group, one of the young hot girls half my age opened her top, spread the ganga icing all over her tits and asked who wanted to lick it off.  She was looking right at me when she said it.  That particular trip, I had brought my wife (usually she stayed home), and she was asleep back at our campsite.  I just couldn’t do it, I still have never engaged in any sex act even as innocuous as licking a body part, strippers included, while married.

A friend of mine who was recently separated from his wife and going through a nasty divorce, well I basically ordered him to lick her tits while I watched.  Given the status of my marriage at the time, I’m not so sure it was the best decision.  I took the high road, at least in my regrets, I can say that.
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Reply #921 on: May 20, 2021, 06:05:47 PM
I'm sitting outside enjoying the heat wearing a white tank and running shorts. If the sun was out, I'd be in a two piece working on my tan. Sitting here switching between KB, and looking through porn.

I've dipped my fingers several times already wondering if the neighbors or passing cars have noticed.  There is some distance to the road, but not a whole lot.



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Reply #922 on: May 20, 2021, 07:36:11 PM
I'm sitting outside enjoying the heat wearing a white tank and running shorts. If the sun was out, I'd be in a two piece working on my tan. Sitting here switching between KB, and looking through porn.

I've dipped my fingers several times already wondering if the neighbors or passing cars have noticed.  There is some distance to the road, but not a whole lot.

Dipped fingers are nice.... 8) 8)  Licking dipped finger even nicer...... :emot_kiss:

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Reply #923 on: May 23, 2021, 04:42:15 AM
While away on vacation by myself I met a girl and her friend at a bar, spent the night hanging with and getting to know them. Over the course of the night from bars to a club, then walking around pretty buzzed, one girl opened up to me about trouble with a guy she was talking to. I was also having issues in my relationship.

As she was more drunk than me, I got her back to her apartment and planned to just leave after making sure she was okay. However, when I went to leave she grabbed my hand tight and said stay. After just sitting holding her hand for a while she looked me dead in the eyes and eventually  kissed me. All i could say was "are you sure?"

We ended up having sex on and off for hours between passing out.

I regret cheating to this day, but I have to admit it was one of the best nights of my life and I still think about it often.



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Reply #924 on: May 23, 2021, 05:24:33 AM
While away on vacation by myself I met a girl and her friend at a bar, spent the night hanging with and getting to know them. Over the course of the night from bars to a club, then walking around pretty buzzed, one girl opened up to me about trouble with a guy she was talking to. I was also having issues in my relationship.

As she was more drunk than me, I got her back to her apartment and planned to just leave after making sure she was okay. However, when I went to leave she grabbed my hand tight and said stay. After just sitting holding her hand for a while she looked me dead in the eyes and eventually  kissed me. All i could say was "are you sure?"

We ended up having sex on and off for hours between passing out.

I regret cheating to this day, but I have to admit it was one of the best nights of my life and I still think about it often.


Welcome to the site.  Nice confession.



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Reply #925 on: May 23, 2021, 02:11:00 PM
While away on vacation by myself I met a girl and her friend at a bar, spent the night hanging with and getting to know them. Over the course of the night from bars to a club, then walking around pretty buzzed, one girl opened up to me about trouble with a guy she was talking to. I was also having issues in my relationship.

As she was more drunk than me, I got her back to her apartment and planned to just leave after making sure she was okay. However, when I went to leave she grabbed my hand tight and said stay. After just sitting holding her hand for a while she looked me dead in the eyes and eventually  kissed me. All i could say was "are you sure?"

We ended up having sex on and off for hours between passing out.

I regret cheating to this day, but I have to admit it was one of the best nights of my life and I still think about it often.

Feel frustrated and upset about a struggling relationship for so long, just want to do something that feels good. I've been there and have done the exact same thing, but then I'm great at sabotaging all my relationships.

I've cheated a few times, and one guy I see all the time, and he loves to remind me of what I did.



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Reply #926 on: May 24, 2021, 01:26:06 PM
My sissy had gotten me in trouble by snitching I skipped class. For payback I took her stuffed pink monkey that was her favorite stuffed animal.  I cut a hole beneath its tail and stuffed a plastic baggyy coated with oil inside it and fucked it, opened it up a bit more, wish I knew how to sew a bit better, repair looked like shit. Next day she gave it to mum asking her if she had done it. Bugger. Mum was pissed and took me to the doctor. Doctor asked why we were there. Well I wasn't telling him. Doctor kept looking back and forth from us. Finally mum blurted out, 'He fucked his sisters monkey.'Doctor and I both look at her. Doctor looks at me and asked if I had sex with my older sister.'No sir, her stuffed monkey.''So a stuffed animal?''Yeah.''Ahh okay,' doctor said, then looks at mum. 'No need to worry, he's the third this week I've seen for putting their willys in odd things. He'll grow out of it.' My sister found out about 15 years later when mum joked about it. She wasn't happy that mum let her keep it and still sleep with it.That was a weird time in my life.
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Reply #927 on: May 25, 2021, 06:41:22 AM
Thank you for the support. Have a few other situations that mostly involve some "massage" spots.

Definitely a situation of sexual frustration in the relationship. Not sure it will ever get better.



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Reply #928 on: May 25, 2021, 04:10:40 PM
My apologies, but I was of age. 18 years of age to be exact.  Is it 21 in America?

Truly sorry for the error.



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Reply #929 on: May 25, 2021, 04:56:08 PM
My apologies, but I was of age. 18 years of age to be exact.  Is it 21 in America?

Truly sorry for the error.

I think the problem is that you didn't specify any ages, and considering it was a stuffed animal of your little sister gives the impression she is under the age of 18. That is where the hang up is. It can be a bit finicky, but it keeps KB as a whole out of trouble.  Better to be safe than sorry yes?

My confession is that I wore my plug to go get coffee this morning.

I needs it real bad.



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Reply #930 on: May 25, 2021, 06:36:03 PM

My confession is that I wore my plug to go get coffee this morning.

I needs it real bad.


Plug woo.

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Reply #931 on: May 25, 2021, 06:40:18 PM
My apologies, but I was of age. 18 years of age to be exact.  Is it 21 in America?

Truly sorry for the error.

I think the problem is that you didn't specify any ages, and considering it was a stuffed animal of your little sister gives the impression she is under the age of 18. That is where the hang up is. It can be a bit finicky, but it keeps KB as a whole out of trouble.  Better to be safe than sorry yes?

My confession is that I wore my plug to go get coffee this morning.

I needs it real bad.


First, OP I don’t buy it. You’re fucking your older sister’s stuffed animal when you’re *18*, and your mother took you to the doctor because of it? I left home when I was 17, and never looked back. I think my mother took me to the doctor the last time when I was 12 years old. Either this is a crock of shit, or your family is seriously fucked up, excuse me.

And Shiela, Daddy’s gonna have to check that for fit. I think I’d like to pull it out slowly, lick it, and put it back inside. Just hold your ankles for a little bit. This won’t take long.



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Reply #932 on: May 25, 2021, 09:31:31 PM
Both so kind.

I appreciate you checking for fit, and I hope it doesnt take too long. Bent over straight legged impose my balance rather quick. I usually have somebody behind me holding me up when I do that.  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #933 on: May 25, 2021, 10:10:32 PM
Both so kind.

I appreciate you checking for fit, and I hope it doesnt take too long. Bent over straight legged impose my balance rather quick. I usually have somebody behind me holding me up when I do that.  :emot_kiss:

I know I'm new here, but certainly wouldn't mind helping you balance. Although, I'm sure there'd be a line of willing assistants. 🤣



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Reply #934 on: May 25, 2021, 11:23:05 PM
Poor Shiela only needs to utter the words 'I need..' and there's a whole dogpile of willing assistants next to her not five seconds later  :emot_laughing:

Of course the trick is to hang back for a moment, stay clear of the pile, then sneak over to Shiela when the pile becomes distracted by infighting ;)
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Reply #935 on: May 26, 2021, 12:42:12 AM
Poor Shiela only needs to utter the words 'I need..' and there's a whole dogpile of willing assistants next to her not five seconds later  :emot_laughing:

Of course the trick is to hang back for a moment, stay clear of the pile, then sneak over to Shiela when the pile becomes distracted by infighting ;)

Interesting plan CT, but if it is as you day, you may have get into the fight, I'll follow whoever has my leash.  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #936 on: May 26, 2021, 12:50:11 PM

Well aren't you a bundle of joy? You did see an apology from me twice for my listing, did you not? I guess you missed that. But you still found the need to take me to task. Right then.

More "Confessions":
My mum did NOT take me to the doctor because of that one incident. My mum did take me into city to see my psychiatrist every 3 months because of my ADD & ADHD because I couldn't focus on the simplest of tasks. I was well enough to speak with doctor on my own but she sat in on at the beginning of each session to relay any issues she noted in home life. Then she stepped out. We would talk for the remainder of the session and he'd right a new script adjusting my meds.
3 hours removed from Auckland we didn't have many friends, just the 3 of us with one car. Very remote with school 45 minutes away. Not many opportunities for girls so far removed from civilization. By form 7, studies were not a priority.
And in my listing that you took issue with, did I not say I was a bit awkward then? I did. Living in a remote area made life difficult being with a mum and a sis and no interaction with mates other than schooling. Shit, I played with my sisters barbie dolls until I was 16 because mum couldn't afford toys for us both. The greatest joy in my life was discovering masturbation. Funner than playing with dolls I'll tell you. But to really amp up the fun I would wrap barbies plastic arms around my cock and wank into my mum and sissies undies daily.
Virginity lost at 24.  Married at 33, and I was even normal by then with a group of friends living in Auckland. Moving to the city changed me.

It is for you to decide if my listing is a crock of shit, or my family is seriously fucked up. Excuse me and thank you for making me feel very welcome and pointing out my flawed younger years.




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Reply #937 on: May 26, 2021, 03:23:31 PM

Well aren't you a bundle of joy? You did see an apology from me twice for my listing, did you not? I guess you missed that. But you still found the need to take me to task. Right then.



Forgive me.  I’m just a blunt Texas talker, who has offended everyone on this board at some time or another.  I’ll put the fucking a stuff animal post back up.



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Reply #938 on: May 26, 2021, 04:11:59 PM

Well aren't you a bundle of joy? You did see an apology from me twice for my listing, did you not? I guess you missed that. But you still found the need to take me to task. Right then.



Forgive me.  I’m just a blunt Texas talker, who has offended everyone on this board at some time or another.  I’ll put the fucking a stuff animal post back up.

I will confirm this. We've been at ends at least twice because of his bluntness. I've learned to read his posts, take a breath and read them again.

Unless he's specifically insulting you (wonder what happened to gunnerman.... trouble for January 6th maybe?) Try not to take offense love.



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Reply #939 on: May 26, 2021, 05:10:41 PM

I'll follow whoever has my leash.  :emot_kiss:


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