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Reply #880 on: April 05, 2021, 08:36:49 PM
I skipped my run this morning.

Woke up and was laying on bed enjoying the warmth of my blankets and started to rub my belly.  Soon I hand my hand under my shirt lightly dragging my fingers around on my belly and sides.  This slow tickle of course gives me chills and the shivers cause my nipple to get hard. In reaction to that I move my hand higher and start to tickle around my areola.  Obviously by now I've got my other hand sliding down around the inside of my thigh moving is slow soft motions.  I don't go right at it, but I use my middle finger to side up and down on my moistening slit.  Using my index and ring finger I spread my labia so my middle finger can slide around between them. I'm no longer tickling my nipple because I'm full on caressing my breast. I gently tap tap tap my finger tip against my entrance before begin to rub my clit with my middle and ring finger. I chew my lip and caress and massage my bits in the warmth of my blankets.  I switch up between rubbing myself and sliding fingers inside.  I'm getting close and abandon my breasts to move both hands down below and rub my button and finger myself as deep as my fingers will allow. The inevitable release leaves me curled up and hugging myself with smiles and self satisfying giggles. I then enjoyed a good long shower, got dressed and I was out the door.  I now sit here in my works breakroom getting ready to start my day drinking coffee and telling you all why I missed my run.  :emot_kiss:

Lucky I hid your shower buddy.... 8) 8)

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Reply #881 on: April 05, 2021, 08:40:20 PM
I'll confess to doing something sexually that I've never done, while I was on vacation.  I actually told Toe about it.  I'm writing it up as a story now.  Posted before the week is over.

Shall us men of KB begin a list of what sexual thing MJ has never done before?  8) 8)

1.  hmmm, she's done that.
2. no, she did that
3. oh, nah. She has done that...

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Reply #882 on: April 06, 2021, 12:09:45 AM
I'll confess to doing something sexually that I've never done, while I was on vacation.  I actually told Toe about it.  I'm writing it up as a story now.  Posted before the week is over.

Shall us men of KB begin a list of what sexual thing MJ has never done before?  8) 8)

Why is it exclusively men that guess?   Women can guess too.
Shiela and Toe already know, so hush for now you two.


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Reply #883 on: April 06, 2021, 04:31:16 AM
I’ve found men give better head than most women, although there’s no replacing a woman’s soft touch the times I’ve let guys blow me were crazy good.



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Reply #884 on: April 06, 2021, 05:03:43 AM
I'll confess to doing something sexually that I've never done, while I was on vacation.

What was her name?  ;D



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Reply #885 on: April 06, 2021, 02:30:56 PM

Why is it exclusively men that guess?   Women can guess too.
Shiela and Toe already know, so hush for now you two.

First guess -  8)



Second guess -  8)


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Reply #886 on: April 06, 2021, 03:13:14 PM

My guess



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Reply #887 on: April 06, 2021, 06:44:00 PM
You heard it here first...






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Reply #888 on: April 06, 2021, 06:56:45 PM
No fair, Toe, since she already told you.  Durango Dan would be enjoying this.  8)


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Reply #889 on: April 06, 2021, 07:08:28 PM


My bet is it was something like this, with Durango Dan limited to watching from afar:









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Reply #890 on: April 06, 2021, 08:58:10 PM
What was her name?  ;D

Been with a women already.   5 to be exact.


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Nope and nope.  Never done either. 




haha, no, that's not sexual, is it?





I told you I'm saving my first time doing that just for you.  So, no.




Shoot, I've done that. Kim and I and Gregg.





Now Barb, you know I do this for Dan regularly.  And when you and I finally meet, I'm going to do it for you and Dan both.  #bucketList



I have written the story about my experience.  Just need to touch it up and proofread it more before posting.  Have the jest of it.  Need to polish it.  Ummm, the story I need to polish.



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Reply #891 on: April 06, 2021, 09:25:52 PM
Waiting with great anticipation. ;D

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Reply #892 on: April 06, 2021, 11:11:48 PM
What was her name?  ;D


Been with a women already.   5 to be exact.

Woops, then I'll change my guess to a foursome with two guys and a midget.

"Two and a Half Men"  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:



Shoot, I've done that. Kim and I and Gregg.

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Reply #893 on: April 07, 2021, 04:41:39 PM


My breath has never been more bated.  Could it be




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Reply #894 on: April 07, 2021, 05:10:21 PM


Hmmm.  You're getting warmer.
In fact you're so close, I'll give you a hint.....  9.9.2









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Reply #895 on: April 07, 2021, 05:12:42 PM

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about


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Reply #896 on: April 07, 2021, 05:16:05 PM
Then I am guessing you have already done this... 8) 8)


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Reply #897 on: April 07, 2021, 05:40:28 PM


Hmmm.  You're getting warmer.
In fact you're so close, I'll give you a hint.....  9.9.2

I have reread the PM three times and I'm chewing my lip with every read.  So hot, sexy, and saucy.



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Reply #898 on: April 07, 2021, 06:17:23 PM
What the heck is 9.9.2?

Now I'm even more confused. ???

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Reply #899 on: April 07, 2021, 09:15:40 PM
What the heck is 9.9.2?

Now I'm even more confused. ???

In our days, we just called it what it was - MJ got 9 inches twice.  8) 8)

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