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Reply #800 on: November 29, 2020, 09:47:24 PM
I need it, and I need it right now.



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Reply #801 on: November 30, 2020, 12:29:09 AM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:



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Reply #802 on: November 30, 2020, 12:54:42 AM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.



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Reply #803 on: November 30, 2020, 06:16:14 AM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.


Somehow I don’t fully believe you.



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Reply #804 on: November 30, 2020, 05:55:24 PM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.


Somehow I don’t fully believe you.

I imagine it all depends on the type of shower nozzle and sufficient water pressure.

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Reply #805 on: November 30, 2020, 06:10:28 PM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.


Somehow I don’t fully believe you.

I imagine it all depends on the type of shower nozzle and sufficient water pressure.

No detachable shower head for me.  But I do have a shower handle, a foot rest and a silicone shower buddy that gets things done when no other options present themselves.

So it depends on all suction cups holding firm... doesnt sound nearly as sexy and a pulsating shower head...  :facepalm:



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Reply #806 on: December 01, 2020, 11:10:45 PM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.

Note that Shiela didn’t say a shower of what liquid or substance...


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Reply #807 on: December 03, 2020, 04:00:37 AM
I confess after 5.5 years, I’m seriously thinking about checking out and a change of venue.  But, it’s the holidays, end of the year, anniversary. Ain’t nobody got time for that.  Or do they?



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Reply #808 on: December 03, 2020, 03:36:57 PM
Hope you got what you needed :roll:

A long hot shower after work was sufficient.


Somehow I don’t fully believe you.

I imagine it all depends on the type of shower nozzle and sufficient water pressure.

No detachable shower head for me.  But I do have a shower handle, a foot rest and a silicone shower buddy that gets things done when no other options present themselves.

So it depends on all suction cups holding firm... doesnt sound nearly as sexy and a pulsating shower head...  :facepalm:

I believe that was a School House Rock video. "Conjunction suction. What's my function."
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Reply #809 on: December 03, 2020, 04:23:04 PM
I confess after 5.5 years, I’m seriously thinking about checking out and a change of venue.  But, it’s the holidays, end of the year, anniversary. Ain’t nobody got time for that.  Or do they?

Well I think that checking out would open your calendar up, don't you?



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Reply #810 on: December 04, 2020, 09:53:20 PM
And define "checking out".  8)

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Reply #811 on: December 05, 2020, 03:21:52 AM
CJ confesses when CJ is actually in the mood, CJ consumes a ton of chocolate. CJ just went through a whole thing of chocolate fudge frosting and all CJ can think about it is getting my humpty hump on.  :roll:




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Reply #812 on: December 05, 2020, 04:17:40 AM
I confess after 5.5 years, I’m seriously thinking about checking out and a change of venue.  But, it’s the holidays, end of the year, anniversary. Ain’t nobody got time for that.  Or do they?

Well I think that checking out would open your calendar up, don't you?


I was just venting.  I’m too tired to divorce, but we’re at that two strangers sharing a house stage now.  Only took 5 years.


And define "checking out".  8)


Not going to hurt anyone, including myself.



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Reply #813 on: December 05, 2020, 05:35:13 AM
I confess after 5.5 years, I’m seriously thinking about checking out and a change of venue.  But, it’s the holidays, end of the year, anniversary. Ain’t nobody got time for that.  Or do they?

Well I think that checking out would open your calendar up, don't you?


I was just venting.  I’m too tired to divorce, but we’re at that two strangers sharing a house stage now.  Only took 5 years.

I've always heard that the seventh year was the rough one, the make or break year.

I'm not familiar with your relationship, and I'm most likely the Last person to be commenting on one.  Whichever way it goes, I hope it is for the best and no regrets love  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #814 on: December 05, 2020, 06:42:14 AM
I bought a half a dozen bananas today, and I don't even like bananas. The only reason I bought them was because they were single bananas left on the shelf, not attached to any other bananas, and I felt bad for them.  Left behind and nobody wanted them.  So I bought them.  Probably make some banana bread for my dad, or neighbors.



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Reply #815 on: December 05, 2020, 02:43:18 PM
I bought a half a dozen bananas today, and I don't even like bananas.


My friend called one day during the summer and asked if I had bananas that I could spare.  She just had surgery and shouldn't be driving to the store.  So the girls walked them over to her.  She was making a birthday cake for her dog.  It consisted of peanut butter, bananas, and I don't know what else to make it cake like.

We walked back over that evening to wish Fritz a happy birthday and he absolutely loved his cake.


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Reply #816 on: December 05, 2020, 02:55:33 PM
I bought a half a dozen bananas today, and I don't even like bananas.


My friend called one day during the summer and asked if I had bananas that I could spare.  She just had surgery and shouldn't be driving to the store.  So the girls walked them over to her.  She was making a birthday cake for her dog.  It consisted of peanut butter, bananas, and I don't know what else to make it cake like.

We walked back over that evening to wish Fritz a happy birthday and he absolutely loved his cake.



I've baked birthday cakes for my aunt and uncles dog.  Shredded carrots, peanut butter, honey, cinnamon, egg, veggie oil,  vanilla extract, baking soda, flour. 

I very also made snicker'poodle' cookies.  It's basically a snickerdoodle without the sugar and added honey.  I've eaten a few with my coffee.  Dry, but they're not bad



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Reply #817 on: December 05, 2020, 03:27:01 PM
I bought a half a dozen bananas today, and I don't even like bananas. The only reason I bought them was because they were single bananas left on the shelf, not attached to any other bananas, and I felt bad for them.  Left behind and nobody wanted them.  So I bought them.  Probably make some banana bread for my dad, or neighbors.


One thing I will remember about quarantine is so much banana bread.  I don’t know what about it, but it makes you buy too many bananas.

You felt sorry for the single bananas my dear?  That reminds of of how hard it is for me to thin plants I grew.  I know 10-15 herb plants can’t grow in one pot, but it’s agonizing to pull up all but 2-3.  You just don’t think about it when you got a whole envelope of seeds you feel compelled to use.



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Reply #818 on: December 05, 2020, 03:58:32 PM
I'm a sex addict who keeps thinking she is managing it or had kicked it only to end up at Hello, Darkness -- and out of control behavior -- My Old Friend. Vanilla sex makes it impossible for me to cum, unless I focus on thoughts of rape and incest. I don't think I'll ever be normal, and I imagine I will eventually wreck my marriage over it.

I’ve talked to lots of girls who feel this way, and a lot of them think they’re the only one who does. Some, indeed, cannot have satisfying sex unless they repeat, recreate or relive their original experience or fantasize about it. If they can’t tell their boyfriend or husband about their past for fear of judgement or rejection, the confess to going outside their relationship to ge that they need. IMHO they are not bad, to blame or out of control... their arousal template was set and unconsciously drives them to get what their body and mind needs, however they can get it. 



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Reply #819 on: December 11, 2020, 04:08:46 AM
I bought a half a dozen bananas today, and I don't even like bananas. The only reason I bought them was because they were single bananas left on the shelf, not attached to any other bananas, and I felt bad for them.  Left behind and nobody wanted them.  So I bought them.  Probably make some banana bread for my dad, or neighbors.

Aww, this is very cute.

I'll have to open a kitten store right next door to you.

But seriously, I have to eat at least one banana a day or my legs start to cramp. So bananas == good.