Confessions

[Athos_131]

And thanks for informing that "lesbians exist." I'd long wondered...

#Resist

[psiberzerker]

I stand by both what I wrote, and the context in which I wrote it.

And yet you completely misconstrue the context of what I wrote.  I was talking about a Lesbian who happens to be married.  Her daughter, which makes her a mother.  The possibility of Lesbians having children, because it is their right.

It wasn't about the "Lesbian Marriage," and yet that's all you took away from that?  If you ask her, she's an Artist first, but we'll just ignore that, because she's married, and we can't talk about Lesbian Marriage.

Why not?  YTF is it a wordy dird to mention that a lesbian happens to be married?  You stand by the context in which you rote that, out of the context in which I wrote that.

Whatever it takes to get the rare, and valuable woos from Athos for taking me down.  I'm sorry, i called it a "Smackdown."  Instead of a takedown.  If you don't believe me, then check your Kharma.  Even Athos agrees with me for fucking once.

What ever it takes, as long as I'm punished for speaking out about something important to me.  As long as you can paint me as a fuckig homophobe.  You want to call me a "Wannabe Lesbian" too?  Because i've already been called that, by transphobic terfs.

I'm so glad you found the strength to stand up to me, and my inconsiderate language, when no one else will.  Lesson learned.

[Athos_131]

#Resist

[psiberzerker]

"She entered into a lesbian marriage." That's the word used as an adjective. "She's a member of a lesbian couple." Again, an adjective (and an extremely awkward yet grammatically correct sentence).

At the risk of nitpicking, there's no such thing.

It's just "marriage."

So which is it?  Can you use "Lesbian" to describe a marriage, or is it only I that can't, because I have a penis?  Not to nitpick here, but you're the one who just told me, in Bold that there's no such thing.

Lesbians exist, and they can get married.  It's the homophobes that don't want us to talk about it.

[Katiebee]

Psi, you are beating a dead horse.

[psiberzerker]

Psi, you are beating a dead horse.

I am the dead horse.  Get in line, now you're beating me too.

[MissBarbara]

"She entered into a lesbian marriage." That's the word used as an adjective. "She's a member of a lesbian couple." Again, an adjective (and an extremely awkward yet grammatically correct sentence).

At the risk of nitpicking, there's no such thing.

It's just "marriage."

So which is it?  Can you use "Lesbian" to describe a marriage, or is it only I that can't, because I have a penis?  Not to nitpick here, but you're the one who just told me, in Bold that there's no such thing.

You completely missed the irony.

That's okay, it happens a lot on message boards...

[psiberzerker]

You completely missed the irony.

That's okay, it happens a lot on message boards...

It's not okay, because I'm the defacto punching bag.  I thought you're serious, because you said it, and argued it seriously.  You told me I was wrong, for no other reason that for what?  Because it's fun to ruin my day, or you actually treasure the Woos from Athos for taking me down?

"Not to nitpick, but."

I don't want to hate you, but I'm just going to set you off, and give the people that hate you something to line up behind.  For laughs.

Ha Ha, very fucking funny.

[ChirpingGirl]

[psiberzerker]

Also fun to watch, when everyone makes sure I suffer.

Here's my confession:  It sucks.  It really sucks to be this hated.  I don't enjoy this at all, and sharing this sadistic fun at my expense is sick.  You don't look cool congratulating each other for it either.

Enjoy your fucking popcorn.  I'm so sorry I ever tried to empathize with you.

[MintJulie]

And yet you completely misconstrue the context of what I wrote.

And that is the root of most issues on message boards, not just KB.  No, I'm not agreeing with you that Barb did, or Toe did another time, or Athos, or PSI, Katie, CG, IB or Jules.  It takes one person at any time.

If we read something and try not to inflict tone into the persons typed out words, a conversation can proceed so much smoother.  If not, and there is a response, it will likely contain undeniable tone.  Then it's just back and forth and it snowballs into a full blown shit fest.  And lots of popcorn.

[psiberzerker]

And that is the root of most issues on message boards, not just KB.

There's also landmines.  It doesn't matter what you wrote, if you say one thing that unintentionally sets someone off, the rest of the message is lost.  The reader is so bothered by that one thing that even if they try to read the rest, it keeps coming back to that.

Unless it turns out to be a Poe all along, and gets taken seriously, because I missed the nonexistent smiley.



It's not just online, either.  It's communication in general, because even with sympathy, and empathy, you can't know how someone will take 1 word, or a phrase before it's said, or read.  It happens in bars.  There's the tropes like "Don't talk about my momma," then there's the honest mistakes, because you had no idea that his mom was killed by a leopard escaped from a zoo.

"I love leopards."  What could possibly be wrong with saying something like that?  That's not my problem, though,  It seems to be that i'm just so fucking entertaining when I'm not having fun that some people have a whole lot of fun together, making sure that I'm not enjoying myself, and telling me I'm wrong.

I'm not making this up.  Either they're pretending it's fun for them, when I can't enjoy being here, or I make everyone's day, every time it sucks to be me.

[Athos_131]

And lots of popcorn.

I'm tired of popcorn.  Can I have nachos?



#Resist

[Jed_]

OK, how about back to an actual confession?

I sort of had a mini solo bachelor party last night.  Did a bunch of pre-nuptial shit with my Peruvian, and then dropped her off at her house.  For once, no getting up at 4:30AM to get her to work today.

So, I had trouble finding my way home last night.  I did visit the strip club for the first time this year and stayed 3 hours.  The low point happened almost immediately; one of them, and not one of the ones I know, came over and began telling me how much fun we could have in the back.  They’re not allowed to do this, but she was stroking my cock through my pants right there at the bar while pleading her case.  I was good though and politely declined, whereupon she wandered off looking for someone more receptive.

The rest of the evening wasn’t too bad.  A few of the girls that I know came over and talked, congratulated me on getting married this coming Saturday and oooohhhh’d at the pictures I showed of us as a happy couple.  OK, maybe my hand was occasionally on a butt while I talked, and maybe a few times bare tits or asses were rubbed in my face, but I was mostly good.

In 3 days I will no longer be single.  I mean I’m not really now either, but there will be some legal documentation around it this weekend.

[ChirpingGirl]

One of my black girl BFFs recently had her birthday. She Jokingly said she wanted to make out with me. I gave her the present she wanted. While her husband stood there, mouth wide open and drooling.

After, he informed us what he wanted for his birthday. To which his wife informed him "CJ would never let you touch her". CJ never would because he's black. But we've all known each other forever so he knows that. I would, however nail her. 

She also said, privately, it was an awesome present and that "Suki was right, that mouth is magic".  And she whispered "Suki says you can make her cum so hard with that mouth that she almost faints. I won't tell my husband if you don't tell Suki."

 

CJ might have an affair with a hot black girl.  Who I've known forever, and my wifey would also love to fuck. I feel sorry for her husband. He's an awesome guy, great dad, but not invited. 

[psiberzerker]

CJ might have an affair with a hot black girl.  Who I've known forever, and my wifey would also love to fuck.

That might make for an interesting story, too!

[_priapism]

Psi here’s an interesting story... MJ mentioned quitting smoking.

I’m going over the edge here, but all those “cancer from smoking” public service announcements make me think about meeting one of my classmates at a reunion.  The former cheerleader who wouldn’t give me the time of day back in high school.



Only now she’s a poster child for the anti-smoking lobby and hasn’t had any D in ages.  So we all take her out back for a gang bang and clog her trach hole with spunk.

There, I’m going to hell for that one.

[MintJulie]

There, I’m going to hell for that one.

[psiberzerker]

There, I’m going to hell for that one.

I don't know about that, but you managed to disgust even me.  That's got to be worth some points in your favor?

[ChirpingGirl]

Psi here’s an interesting story... MJ mentioned quitting smoking.

I’m going over the edge here, but all those “cancer from smoking” public service announcements make me think about meeting one of my classmates at a reunion.  The former cheerleader who wouldn’t give me the time of day back in high school.



Only now she’s a poster child for the anti-smoking lobby and hasn’t had any D in ages.  So we all take her out back for a gang bang and clog her trach hole with spunk.

There, I’m going to hell for that one.