Confessions

[MintJulie]

After some back and forth communication between Mark and I, I have had to fight an urge to masturbate while at work these past 15 minutes. 

[ChirpingGirl]

After some back and forth communication between Mark and I, I have had to fight an urge to masturbate while at work these past 15 minutes. 

 

 

If CJ were there I'd be under your desk taking care of it for you. 

[_priapism]

After some back and forth communication between Mark and I, I have had to fight an urge to masturbate while at work these past 15 minutes. 

Meet me in the bathroom in five...  

[ChirpingGirl]

Confession: CJ wants to fuck like crazy today. It's like someone flipped a switch. I wanna suck fuck hump and put things in places they shouldn't go. 

 

[Elizabeth]

CUCUMBERS........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

Love,
Liz

[MintJulie]

CUCUMBERS........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

Love,
Liz

I'll confess to never using a vegetable (or fruit) for the purpose of satisfying myself.  But I did think about it with a piece of corn.

[_priapism]

Japanese or American?

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's showing that to wifey. 

[Sensualtravler]

Rule one of the Internet, nobody is who they say they are.  Rule two, see rule 1...

Also, rule #8:  There are no real rules for posting.
Rule #9:  There are no real rules for moderation, either.  Enjoy your ban.
...

Rule #27:  Always question someone's sexual preference, with no real reason.
Rule #28:  Always questions someone's real gender, just in case it's a man.
Rule #29:  On the internet, all girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents.  {AKA the Hanson Rule.}
Rule #30:  There are no girls on the internet.

Just off the top of my head.
This is the post-Anonymous hack list.  No Girls on the Internet was originally Rule #16.

LMAO!

I think you're about 90% correct psiberzerker.

[Remington555]

After some back and forth communication between Mark and I, I have had to fight an urge to masturbate while at work these past 15 minutes. 

You know, it's not good for you to repress that urge. Bad things can happen.

Or so I've been told...

  Remmy

[Jed_]

CJ's showing that to wifey. 

Is her pussy blurred by pixelation?  Does your tongue get pixelated when it laps at her pussy?

[psiberzerker]

Those pixels tickle!

[ChirpingGirl]

CJ's showing that to wifey. 

Is her pussy blurred by pixelation?  Does your tongue get pixelated when it laps at her pussy?

Thankfully no. 

[Jed_]

CJ's showing that to wifey.  

Is her pussy blurred by pixelation?  Does your tongue get pixelated when it laps at her pussy?

Thankfully no.  

Oh good.  Psi says it tickles, but to me it always looked like it would sting like an electrical shock.

Perhaps it does sting?  Psi does have a streak of masochism and might consider it a pleasant tickle?

[Jed_]

CUCUMBERS........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    

Love,
Liz

I'll confess to never using a vegetable (or fruit) for the purpose of satisfying myself.  But I did think about it with a piece of corn.

Considering what I saw you post yesterday, just wondering what you might have added to your purse today?  Just in case of emergencies mind you.

[MintJulie]

Considering what I saw you post yesterday, just wondering what you might have added to your purse today?  Just in case of emergencies mind you.

Mark scratched my itch last night.   If it was a real emergency, I would have logged off and dialed 911.   I carry very few things in my purse.  My purse is much too small for what you suggest.

[psiberzerker]

Psi says it tickles, but to me it always looked like it would sting like an electrical shock.

Perhaps it does sting?  Psi does have a streak of masochism and might consider it a pleasant tickle?

Nope, just the pixels wiggling around, and changing colors.  A shock would "Tingle" not "Tickle," but YMMV.

Okay, I confess:  I made it all up.

[Jed_]

Considering what I saw you post yesterday, just wondering what you might have added to your purse today?  Just in case of emergencies mind you.

Mark scratched my itch last night.   If it was a real emergency, I would have logged off and dialed 911.   I carry very few things in my purse.  My purse is much too small for what you suggest.

I’ve seen some really small things, eggs and such with remotes.

But really when they get that small, no need for a purse to carry them unobtrusively.  Well, unobtrusive at least until they’re switched on. . . . .

Speaking of itches, my Peruvian has been house-sitting for her brother all month which will continue until the end of the month.  She won’t leave her mom alone.  So there’s been and will be no itch scratching in January.  She’s expressing some apprehension for when the month ends.  She already knows me too well.

[psiberzerker]

Speaking of itches, my Peruvian has been house-sitting for her brother all month which will continue until the end of the month.  She won’t leave her mom alone.  So there’s been and will be no itch scratching in January.  She’s expressing some apprehension for when the month ends.  She already knows me too well.

My grandaddy used to say:  "Scratch it if it itches, even if it's in your britches."  Looks likt you might have to take it in your own hands for a little while.  If it's any consolation, most of the pedo stories are out of SSBM, so you might be able to find some "Inspiration" there?

Sylvia (MF) is really good.  Just FYI, if you need to DIY.

[ChirpingGirl]

I confess I'm about to misbehave with someone and I'm not telling wifey a fucking thing.