Loved the hand gesturing, and I'm jealous of how well it turned out for you. When I read it, I imagined it and started giggling like an idiot. I laughed way too hard about it I think. And it wasn't just a one and done thing either. I was getting petrol, and thought about it and just started laughing uncontrollably. Actually had to sit in my car until I calmed down. Yeah, I got one weird from someone else fueling up.
Anyways, I did the same thing to Allan after all the football was said and done, and it just led to me giving him a handjob! He literally took my hand and screwed it like that... it didn't work so well, and ended up just turning into a normal handjob. he thought it was hilarious...