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Pornhubby · **Reply #2000 on:** June 27, 2024, 01:57:27 AM

I just came here to say this. Penis.

Pornhubby · **Reply #2001 on:** July 03, 2024, 04:04:33 AM

I sent some very naughty text messages to all my girls, telling them how much I want to abuse every hole in their body, and leave them spent and leaking cum. They seemed to like it.

Shiela_M · **Reply #2002 on:** July 06, 2024, 12:43:34 AM

I did a sex questionnaire with my friends found in some magazine, and according to my answers, I should "seek an expert to help regulate nymphomaniac tendencies"

Um... NO... I enjoy it too much!
If anything, that comment had me wanting sex

Writers Bloque · **Reply #2003 on:** July 06, 2024, 01:40:32 AM

Quote from: Shiela_M on July 06, 2024, 12:43:34 AM

I did a sex questionnaire with my friends found in some magazine, and according to my answers, I should "seek an expert to help regulate nymphomaniac tendencies"

Um... NO... I enjoy it too much!
If anything, that comment had me wanting sex

You are fine as you are, kind of like the "Darling Nikki" he described in that song.

A confession: I wanted to take Noni the Dive Master to bone town many times, while we hung out with her on her time off. Told the wife and she agreed. Sadly she was not really interested in sex, as she was just happy hanging out.

Dudester · **Reply #2004 on:** July 07, 2024, 03:29:09 AM

I went on a blind date and during the date found out that the girl was a half sister. We then went to see my father as he had a lot to explain.

purpleshoes · **Reply #2005 on:** July 07, 2024, 01:02:44 PM

Quote from: Dudester on July 07, 2024, 03:29:09 AM

I went on a blind date and during the date found out that the girl was a half sister. We then went to see my father as he had a lot to explain.

That must have been a shock. The deeper I get into genealogy, the more I find relatives who took secrets to their grave. Marriages they didn't want to acknowledge, children whose names were changed without any legal process and all kinds of other mystifying decisions. Now that DNA is such a common procedure, things like this are happening more and more often.

Just last week I found out that one of my first cousins had a child that does not seem to exist anywhere, except for one line in the 1940 census that gives her name and age, plus the fact that she was living with her grandparents when the census was taken. The mother died during childbirth and the assumption was that the little girl must have died with her, but the child was alive and well at the age of 9 in 1940. I can find absolutely nothing else about her.

Shiela_M · **Reply #2006 on:** July 08, 2024, 04:15:27 PM

I love giving oral pleasure... actually I'm gonna be crass on this one.

I fucking love sucking dick.

Few things give me an emotional high like it. To take him from completely flaccid to rock hard and cumming in my mouth and know I gave him that pleasure and release makes me feel great about myself. Feels so good, I'm somtimes shocked I don't have an orgasm while he is.

Writers Bloque · **Reply #2007 on:** July 08, 2024, 07:29:45 PM

Quote from: Shiela_M on July 08, 2024, 04:15:27 PM

I love giving oral pleasure... actually I'm gonna be crass on this one.

I fucking love sucking dick.

Few things give me an emotional high like it. To take him from completely flaccid to rock hard and cumming in my mouth and know I gave him that pleasure and release makes me feel great about myself. Feels so good, I'm somtimes shocked I don't have an orgasm while he is.

That is awesome. I think its akin to the feeling of prostitutes (not calling you one) where they get off on the feeling of the power to control a man's orgasm, like how, and when, and where. While some prostitutes get off on humbling a man to have to pay for an act of nature.

A song I think you might like:

Shiela_M · **Reply #2008 on:** July 10, 2024, 02:21:04 AM

Ever since he chose to check out KB, and that masterful night he dominated me, and said I was a good girl, I figured he would tell me that more often.

Nope!! He doesn't want to over use it. It may lose it's magic!!! Really!!

Pornhubby · **Reply #2009 on:** July 10, 2024, 04:38:38 AM

Bummer.

Shiela_M · **Reply #2010 on:** July 12, 2024, 07:52:18 PM

Allan + me + warm coconut oil = fantastic anal sex

Pornhubby · **Reply #2011 on:** July 12, 2024, 08:00:10 PM

Quote from: Shiela_M on July 12, 2024, 07:52:18 PM

Allan + me + warm coconut oil = fantastic anal sex

Making Daddy horny (again).

Writers Bloque · **Reply #2012 on:** July 12, 2024, 08:05:06 PM

That video I posted, man she is not shy about her desires is she?

Pornhubby · **Reply #2013 on:** July 14, 2024, 01:02:28 AM

Sasha was very horny today. She has some pretty kinky fantasies (the kind we don’t talk about on KB), and I think I’m the only man she’s ever encountered that can articulate them in a way that totally gets her off. So I think she’s somewhat addicted to me now. We’ve been together on and off for eight years, and she is one of the sexiest women I’ve ever encountered. GOAT. So I gave her three good orgasms. It was the highlight of my day.

Mikey73 · **Reply #2014 on:** July 23, 2024, 04:16:51 PM

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Pornhubby · **Reply #2015 on:** August 03, 2024, 01:03:02 AM

I enjoy having my penis rubbed.

Shiela_M · **Reply #2016 on:** August 06, 2024, 01:44:35 AM

I want to ride [someone's] face like it's my futon!!

Pornhubby · **Reply #2017 on:** August 06, 2024, 03:28:58 AM

Quote from: Shiela_M on August 06, 2024, 01:44:35 AM

I want to ride [someone's] face like it's my futon!!

I want to be your futon!

Shiela_M · **Reply #2018 on:** August 06, 2024, 06:08:52 AM

Quote from: Pornhubby on August 06, 2024, 03:28:58 AM

Quote from: Shiela_M on August 06, 2024, 01:44:35 AM
I want to ride [someone's] face like it's my futon!!

I want to be your futon!

I was going to say something about enjoying it when guys are sitting on you, but I realized nobody ever goes into the room where my futon is. I sit there when I'm journaling, and of course when I'm grinding the growler on it, but otherwise it goes unused.

Writers Bloque · **Reply #2019 on:** August 06, 2024, 03:08:20 PM

Quote from: Shiela_M on August 06, 2024, 06:08:52 AM

Quote from: Pornhubby on August 06, 2024, 03:28:58 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on August 06, 2024, 01:44:35 AM
I want to ride [someone's] face like it's my futon!!

I want to be your futon!

I was going to say something about enjoying it when guys are sitting on you, but I realized nobody ever goes into the room where my futon is. I sit there when I'm journaling, and of course when I'm grinding the growler on it, but otherwise it goes unused.

Well...

I mean it would kind of be weird if you offered it as a seat to guests, knowing full well what you use it for. Unless you get a thrill from that, which is A-OK. We have this old style fake antique couch no one sits on, except my wife who grinds on the soft wood work, which I believe was the intention of the classic designers. "Lets make wood furniture where women can grind their clits against easily." Ten years ago that couch was a major purchase, at 300 bucks, I told her it better have a use or its going back. Well cant take it back now....

It is also studded along the armrest where you would rest your arm, which of course means an extra thrill for the wife as she saws herself on it when shes in the mood. As sexy as all fuck that is, all I can really see is a three hundred dollar sex toy in our living room, right next to the bay window. Want the couch Sheila? I fear for anyone elses safety on it. I had to clean it and repair it often. Do women know how hard it is to get the horny stink out of leather? or the discoloring of the deep walnut finish? Noooo its all "Play time and passions!" for you all without any care that someone has to clean and keep it from killing you! (I am joking btw.)

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