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Offline msslave

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Reply #180 on: November 15, 2018, 06:14:08 PM
Quote from: staci on November 14, 2018, 10:15:32 PM
So is staci as she hums the yellow rose of Texas in alto.

Thanks Staci.  Whenever I  hear that song again I will have a big smile on my face. :-* :-* :emot_laughing:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #181 on: November 15, 2018, 07:05:50 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on November 15, 2018, 04:29:34 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on November 15, 2018, 12:21:26 AM
Me: Babe, can I suck a cock?

Wifey: No, white girl.


 ;D


Sorry Chirp, and wish I could help you out.

The way you’ve been going on about this, if I gave you the order, you probably wouldn’t be able to get on your knees fast enough.  And your mouth would probably be wide open before I even started opening my pants.  You’d also probably get impatient, slap my hands out of the way, and tear my pants open.

I wish my gf had your enthusiasm.  She’s not experienced, knows that, and is both embarrassed by her inexperience, but also that inexperience comes from not liking the whole idea of it.  She’s also a bit selfish about such things, more interested in being pleased than being pleasing.  I can only get her to do it under the following circumstances:
1. She’s drunk (and she’s not a big drinker, so that’s rare)
2. She’s really horny (which seems to happen any time she’s drunk)
3. I throw a guilt trip on her talking about how I want to please her, but what about me.

I think I need to get her drunk more often.

CJ prefers to please.  ;D


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Reply #182 on: December 01, 2018, 05:35:26 PM
Our receptionist quit yesterday.  She was a young , short, chubby brunette in her 20’s, with a very impressive DD rack.  Perhaps she had trouble finding clothes that fit properly, but she usually wore sweaters that fit like a second skin.  So I always enjoyed the view of her melons fighting like two pigs under a blanket.  They will be missed.



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Reply #183 on: December 01, 2018, 06:25:51 PM
I confess I’d be missing that view as well.

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.

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Reply #184 on: December 01, 2018, 06:45:45 PM
I confess wifey and I listened as my sister and her wifey had sex last night.  :facepalm:

She kept whispering it was terrible what we were doing, but she didn't fucking walk away.  :roll:


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Reply #185 on: December 01, 2018, 07:08:14 PM
I confess to being a quite drunk.

Message me it yuo dare!


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Reply #186 on: December 01, 2018, 08:57:49 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 01, 2018, 06:45:45 PM
She kept whispering it was terrible what we were doing, but she didn't fucking walk away.  :roll:

I'm going to call that quaint?  I mean, as far as listening to people fuck on the kicking a dog-to-Genocide scale?  That's pretty low.

My rule of thumb is, if they tell me to go for a walk, I go for a walk.  If a couple starts making out-to fucking loudly right in front of me, I don't bother to ask if there might be some exhibitionist thrill, and have you heard the good news about our lord, and savior Jesus Christ?

IDFK, if I were in that situation, I might have trouble sleeping that night, but I sure wouldn't feel Terrible about it.

;)
« Last Edit: December 01, 2018, 09:03:16 PM by psiberzerker »


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Reply #187 on: December 01, 2018, 11:05:46 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 01, 2018, 06:45:45 PM
I confess wifey and I listened as my sister and her wifey had sex last night.  :facepalm:

She kept whispering it was terrible what we were doing, but she didn't fucking walk away.  :roll:
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I always listen.  Then narrate.  “Listen to her grunting... I bet her nipples are so stiff right now...  God I bet she’s going to cum so hard...”. Next thing you know, we are fucking also... thank you noisy neighbors!


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Reply #188 on: December 01, 2018, 11:47:52 PM
Sisters wifey makes the cutest British girl cummy sounds.  ;D My sister is very much in charge in bed. ;D And yes, we heard them both cum.

It wasn't that long ago she needed to snuggle with me when it rained and thundered, now she's an adult with a wife and baby and having sex constantly.  :facepalm: I want my little sister back.  :roll:

I promise we won't listen in anymore.  :roll:


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Reply #189 on: December 02, 2018, 07:13:40 PM
I did something awful last night. :facepalm:

I was doing laundry with sisters wifey helping me. It was late, everyone else was in bed. We were just messin' around. Talking, laughing, nothing bad. But then she was leaning against the dryer and I kinda pinned her there and pressed myself onto her and I brushed some hair off her pretty face. Long story short, I ended up shoving my tongue in her mouth and we ended up making out for a good ten minutes.  :facepalm:

It got way too sexual. I kissed her cheek, her neck, felt her up and then she said "stop" very nicely. I did and that was it, we just went on as if nothing even happened. And haven't brought it up today.

CJ feels like absolute garbage.  :facepalm:


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Reply #190 on: December 02, 2018, 07:17:47 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 02, 2018, 07:13:40 PM


It got way too sexual. I kissed her cheek, her neck, felt her up and then she said "stop" very nicely. I did and that was it, we just went on as if nothing even happened. And haven't brought it up today.

CJ feels like absolute garbage.  :facepalm:

Sometimes the heat of the moment overcomes us temporarily..

ID card? I don't need no stinkin' ID card. I already know who I am.

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Reply #191 on: December 03, 2018, 01:29:15 AM

It takes two CJ.

The key thing is that when she said 'stop' you did. Don't beat yourself up.

Would it make you feel better if someone paddled your round little bottom? I'm sure we could find a volunteer or two.  :emot_bottomspank:

Remmy  ;D



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Reply #192 on: December 03, 2018, 01:54:24 AM
 :emot_booty:

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Reply #193 on: December 03, 2018, 03:43:43 AM
I confess that ive been in love with one of my close friend’s wife since the first day i met her 28yrs ago. I love her face,her hair,her incredible ass,and everything about her. Ive fantasized being with her in countless sexual scenerios and cum to her constantly. Ive even used her in my archived stories i have written (sally is her). I dream someday still i can get a chance to be with her in every way possible!!  I truly love her more then anyone in this world!!


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Reply #194 on: December 03, 2018, 01:18:56 PM
Quote from: bob r on December 03, 2018, 03:43:43 AM
I confess that ive been in love with one of my close friend’s wife since the first day i met her 28yrs ago. I love her face,her hair,her incredible ass,and everything about her. Ive fantasized being with her in countless sexual scenerios and cum to her constantly. Ive even used her in my archived stories i have written (sally is her). I dream someday still i can get a chance to be with her in every way possible!!  I truly love her more then anyone in this world!!

Normally in a situation like yours, I would say it was more lust than love, but 28 years? Wow, that's almost unbelievable.

You didn't say how often you see her but obviously it's often enough that your feelings haven't gone away. Makes me wonder if Karma or whatever doesn't fuck up sometimes.

Wish I had some magic advice for you, but I don't. Just hang in there, I guess. You never know what might happen in the future.

Remmy


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Reply #195 on: December 03, 2018, 01:49:01 PM
I hope, after 28 years, you’ve accepted this is never going to happen.  It’s like some of these “old flame” relationships I have.  We “love” each other, even flirt on FB, but acknowledge we’re in committed relationships with someone else.  Nice to think about at two in the morning, but shit, don’t destroy yourself over forbidden fruit.  The best revenge is living well.  Besides, I doubt the real thing could ever live up to the fantasy you’ve built around it.  “If you can’t have the one you love, love the one you’re with.”


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Reply #196 on: December 03, 2018, 02:54:36 PM
CJ has very forbidden fruit. I let it go.  :facepalm:

It's hard, but it was never meant to be.


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Reply #197 on: December 03, 2018, 10:45:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2018, 02:54:36 PM
CJ has very forbidden fruit. I let it go.  :facepalm:

It's hard, but it was never meant to be.

Who is it? And why?

I hate to break it to you, but there is no big lie. There is no system. The universe is indifferent.

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Reply #198 on: December 03, 2018, 11:30:39 PM
Tumblr is going to delete all forbidden fruit on December 17th, I am told.


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Reply #199 on: December 04, 2018, 02:07:59 AM
Quote from: Fjellvant on December 03, 2018, 10:45:25 PM
Quote from: ChirpingGirl on December 03, 2018, 02:54:36 PM
CJ has very forbidden fruit. I let it go.  :facepalm:

It's hard, but it was never meant to be.

Who is it? And why?

Rather not talk about it anymore.  :roll:

 :facepalm:


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