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Reply #1780 on: September 03, 2023, 05:59:45 PM
If toe was the center and Sheila was the quarterback, the count would never get to "Hut"

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Reply #1781 on: September 03, 2023, 06:45:50 PM
If toe was the center and Sheila was the quarterback, the count would never get to "Hut"

Just a lot of ball handling and a long count. I might get called for illegal use of the hands.

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Reply #1782 on: September 03, 2023, 07:53:52 PM
Rush to the line and still get a delay of game flag



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Reply #1783 on: September 03, 2023, 10:51:06 PM

I was watching a Bears game a couple of years ago, and at one point the announcer said, "He certainly got penetration on the tight end."

That's hot.


The fact you said "That's hot." In response is, in itself... kinda hot! Caught me guard.


There was a scene in the movie "The Kids Are All Right," where Annette Benning and Julianne Moore play a lesbian couple. At one point they're lying on bed watching a gay porn movie. Later on, their son discovers their gay porn stash, and asks why the movies appeal to them. One of the moms responds with something like women's passion is internalized while men's passion is externalized, and watching the raw displays of passion is refreshing.

She has a point but, I think, only as it relates to porn. Much "lesbian porn" is performed by straight women and designed for male viewers. The focus alone gives this away (e.g. they rarely show their faces). Most of it seems inauthentic to me, as if they're going through the motions. Gay porn, on the other hand, seems to be more rawly passionate. I mean, they're totally into each other and mutually pleasure-seeking. Granted, I've only watched a handful of gay porn clips, and they do nothing for me, but the passion level is much higher than standard "lesbian porn."




 


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Reply #1784 on: September 03, 2023, 11:58:31 PM

Granted, I've only watched a handful of gay porn clips, and they do nothing for me, but the passion level is much higher than standard "lesbian porn."


I will confess that I have watched very little porn in the last 20 years. It’s all inauthentic. Augmented bodies, silly plot lines, terrible dialogue, and totally inauthentic sexual activities.

I read somewhere that most young people think getting “a facial” is the normal way to end sexual congress. I know my own children and their friends grew up watching porn, and have a very difficult time with healthy sexual expression. It’s more about checking things off on a punch list, than in learning what you (and another person you care about) enjoy.

I’m not anti-porn.  I am anti-fakery. It is the commercial exploitation of a fundamental part of what it means to be a human.

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Reply #1785 on: September 04, 2023, 01:31:08 AM
Penis. I have a large one, if anyone wants to play with it.

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Reply #1786 on: September 04, 2023, 11:31:09 PM
Say “Ice Bank Mice Elf” ten times fast. I do.  :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1787 on: September 05, 2023, 09:24:20 AM
I will confess that I have watched very little porn in the last 20 years. It’s all inauthentic. Augmented bodies, silly plot lines, terrible dialogue, and totally inauthentic sexual activities.

I read somewhere that most young people think getting “a facial” is the normal way to end sexual congress. I know my own children and their friends grew up watching porn, and have a very difficult time with healthy sexual expression. It’s more about checking things off on a punch list, than in learning what you (and another person you care about) enjoy.

I’m not anti-porn.  I am anti-fakery. It is the commercial exploitation of a fundamental part of what it means to be a human.

End of rant.

Total agreement. It's such a turn off. I prefer my own filthy mind to get off to.

"Oh no, I've never done this before. I am an innocent girl"

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For me, the female must enjoy it.  There are so few that genuinely seem to enjoy it, and I gravitate towards their scenes



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Reply #1788 on: September 05, 2023, 01:29:04 PM

For me, the female must enjoy it.  There are so few that genuinely seem to enjoy it, and I gravitate towards their scenes

This to the nth degree

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Reply #1789 on: September 05, 2023, 02:51:03 PM
I know I've said this before, but I'll watch the occasional video but it has to be an amateur thing, people recording on a phone or something like that, and of course my werewolf stuff. But I much prefer pictures especially ones that get my mind going and I can mentally write a story to it.



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Reply #1790 on: September 05, 2023, 10:59:32 PM

I know I've said this before, but I'll watch the occasional video but it has to be an amateur thing, people recording on a phone or something like that.


I'm exactly the same way. I posted a video here a while back that showed two women on a bed, taken by a static camera, perhaps in iPhone.

It was 100% real in every respect. I found it unspeakably hot. At least 97% of men would have found it boring.







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Reply #1791 on: September 08, 2023, 03:26:22 AM
I enjoy having my big penis stroked, while I watch Thursday night football.

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Reply #1792 on: September 08, 2023, 03:39:37 AM
I enjoy having my big penis stroked, while I watch Thursday night football.

You're cracking me up. 

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Reply #1793 on: September 12, 2023, 07:31:42 PM
Confession??  I dont have many limits when it comes to sex.  Wanna watch "surpise sex"?  SURE!  Wanna see him get tagged by his doggo?  SURE!  My partner has no idea how freaky I really am.  She's pretty vanilla and sex sometimes is just a bore.  Yeah, I'll take the quick poon... but what say we invite the puppers in and let him have a go at you?  I'd love to see him knot you!  I have a library of erotic literature I've written, and for a time, I was posting to Kristen's Archives... but now it's changed and I cant post the kind of material I write about.  Most is UA... Loli... Shota... and almost all are inspired by real life events.



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Reply #1794 on: September 12, 2023, 08:55:28 PM
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Reply #1795 on: September 15, 2023, 04:14:27 PM
I'm feeling like such a filthy whore today. I've got a belly full of you know what, and every surface looks like the perfect place to get f*cked good and hard. The front counter looks the most comfortable, and we would have an audience.

Had a younger couple come in right away this morning, and I want to be taken from behind while she watched me look into he man's eyes. See him desperately wanting to be the other man.



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Reply #1796 on: September 15, 2023, 04:37:08 PM
Somebody made daddy horny today.  I have a cute 18 year old coming in to pick up her check on a case. The conference table sounds like a good place.

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Reply #1797 on: September 15, 2023, 04:48:02 PM
Check her ID to be safe

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Reply #1798 on: September 15, 2023, 06:39:08 PM
Check her ID to be safe

That’s the whole point of the meeting. I don’t mail checks this size. You got to show up in person and let me get a copy of your ID., then sign an acknowledgment of receipt.

Both her parents offered to “come by and pick it up for her.” Yeah. Right. Do you know how many times I’ve seen a parent steal from their child? It’s just disturbing.

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Reply #1799 on: September 15, 2023, 07:01:08 PM
Huge conference table cold on the back, or the edge digging into the hips or thighs. The pain fighting for a place in my head against the pleasures. Bump the phone that's on the table for conference calls and let the sounds of debauchery echo through the office PA system. That would be an idyllic lunch break