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Reply #1720 on: July 07, 2023, 05:34:59 PM
Every year, my aunt gifts me some kind of lotion or soap for Christmas, most I keep and use, others I regift to coworkers or donate. I found one buried in the back of my cabinet this morning and decided to try it out. It's lemon custard scented...

He says I taste like pina coladas with my lotion... wonder if he'll say I taste like lemon meringue?


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Reply #1721 on: July 07, 2023, 06:04:11 PM
Yummy! Lemon growler  :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1722 on: July 09, 2023, 04:30:20 AM
Penis. Just wanted to say that.

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Reply #1723 on: July 12, 2023, 10:08:47 AM
Confessions?

Hmmmm, well, I haven’t seen my gf in almost three weeks and I’m so f’ing horny no amount of masturbating seems to help!  Hopefully I can see her soon because Daddy needs some relief here.

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Reply #1724 on: July 12, 2023, 09:24:48 PM
Growler has been pretty quiet the last couple days. She hasn't been hungry or in a playful mood at all.


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Reply #1725 on: July 21, 2023, 03:46:35 PM
I like to have my penis played with on Friday mornings before work.

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Reply #1726 on: July 22, 2023, 02:10:09 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 21, 2023, 03:46:35 PM
I like to have my penis played with on Friday mornings before work.

So... you're a once a week guy?  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1727 on: July 22, 2023, 11:54:59 PM
I’m normally a twice a day guy, but I’ve had my 25 year old Pizza Hut delivery son living with me for four months. He’s got Dad down to about once a week. Because he uses the bathroom in my bedroom (the only one), and he seems to burst through the door anytime I begin stroking my Wiener schnitzel.

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Reply #1728 on: July 23, 2023, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 21, 2023, 03:46:35 PM
I like to have my penis played with on Friday mornings before work.

And on Sunday mornings.  Dad is a whore.

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Reply #1729 on: July 25, 2023, 04:16:40 PM
My friend dropped by the office yesterday for lunch. He brought his college-aged daughter with him.  Angel was wearing a white t-shirt and no bra. Her nipples look puffy and huge, and were making pokies throughout lunch. I tried not to gawk, but it was a spectacle. He commented later, “I didn’t thing you’d mind it, if I brought her along. Just don’t touch.”

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Reply #1730 on: July 25, 2023, 05:14:55 PM
Look but don't touch eh. Must have been hard sitting there across from her during lunch. And when you got back to the office...... ;D

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Reply #1731 on: July 25, 2023, 10:58:43 PM
Quote from: msslave on July 25, 2023, 05:14:55 PM
Look but don't touch eh. Must have been hard sitting there across from her during lunch. And when you got back to the office...... ;D

It certainly was…

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Reply #1732 on: July 29, 2023, 01:30:23 AM
I am horny.

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Reply #1733 on: July 29, 2023, 01:50:56 AM
Quote from: Pornhubby on July 29, 2023, 01:30:23 AM
I am horny.


Watching JUSTIFIED later tonight.  I will likely be post show horny.
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Reply #1734 on: July 29, 2023, 01:57:22 AM
I came home early. Put on a cock ring, and pulled out two big loads.

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Reply #1735 on: July 29, 2023, 05:33:40 PM
I've been at an increased level of arousal all morning. I would very much like to wrap my legs around somebodies head right now.


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Reply #1736 on: July 29, 2023, 06:51:20 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on July 29, 2023, 05:33:40 PM
I've been at an increased level of arousal all morning. I would very much like to wrap my legs around somebodies head right now.

I volunteer as tribute  ;D


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Reply #1737 on: July 30, 2023, 01:52:27 AM
Sort of take one for the team eh?

one of the originals

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Reply #1738 on: July 30, 2023, 03:10:09 AM
Quote from: staci on July 30, 2023, 01:52:27 AM
Sort of take one for the team eh?

Yeah. I'm a humanitarian


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Reply #1739 on: July 30, 2023, 04:47:06 PM
It's worse today. I got nothing yesterday or last night beside a visit from my shower buddy, but it just wasn't good enough. I'm fighting every urge I have to sit on my heel at every chance, and those under my care can most definitely tell I'm in a mood.


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