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Reply #1660 on: April 11, 2023, 05:39:05 AM
I have to admit I love to drink pussy cum oh how sweet it is

You and me kid. This board is turning into a bunch of old folks complaining about their lumbago. Give me the pussy.

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Reply #1661 on: April 12, 2023, 01:18:31 AM
Allan's dad is kinda hot!



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Reply #1662 on: April 12, 2023, 02:14:23 AM
Apple doesn't fall far from the tree. :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1663 on: April 12, 2023, 04:08:22 AM
Long ago I read some stories maybe from Penthouse letters ... Some were so hot, to me, I remembered them decades later.


My father had Penthouse around the house, (along with many other men's magazines).  I read all the Penthouse Stories.  I still remember some 30 years later.  I still remember one of the first ones I ever read and wondered what they heck was I reading.  A husband gets job in new town, a fellow employee invites the couple to a party.  It turns out they were swingers.  Wife goes along with it and to start the party, they had each women take turns stripping and taking measurements, including length of slit.  She is 3rd to be measured by the host.  First time a man other than her husband has touched her in 20 years. Casual touches.  A fingers brushes against her labia here, A touch of the nipple when measuring it's length.  Randome tasks are on folded up pieces of paper.  She draws the slip that says, "Pick a person in the room other than your husband to give you a kiss on your pussy."  She is too embarrassed to pick a man.  Seeing this, one of the women says, "Pick me."  All the men gathered around to watch.  Later she drew a piece of paper that instructed her to "Have your husband choose another man in the room. Give that man a blowjob and you must swallow."  She had never even given a blowjob before, but does with all the other couples looking on. 
It was all very confusing for an 18 year old girl to read.

So, that's my confession....I read PH letters.  And yes, I did masturbate a time or two to the one I just described.

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Reply #1664 on: April 12, 2023, 04:12:28 AM

So, that's my confession....I read PH letters.  And yes, I did masturbate a time or two to the one I just described.


I was published in Penthouse Letters. My first dirty story in print.

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Reply #1665 on: April 12, 2023, 04:19:32 AM

So, that's my confession....I read PH letters.  And yes, I did masturbate a time or two to the one I just described.


I was published in Penthouse Letters. My first dirty story in print.





I remember you saying that before.   :) 
You're kind of a big deal.


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Reply #1666 on: April 12, 2023, 04:25:16 AM

So, that's my confession....I read PH letters.  And yes, I did masturbate a time or two to the one I just described.


I was published in Penthouse Letters. My first dirty story in print.

I remember you saying that before.   :) 
You're kind of a big deal.



My ultimate fantasy would be you masturbating to my Penthouse Letters story.  Then meeting me years later to re-enact it.

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Reply #1667 on: April 12, 2023, 12:59:18 PM
Allan's dad is kinda hot!

This could get interesting  ;D


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Reply #1668 on: April 12, 2023, 10:48:16 PM

So, that's my confession....I read PH letters.  And yes, I did masturbate a time or two to the one I just described.


I was published in Penthouse Letters. My first dirty story in print.





I remember you saying that before.   :) 
You're kind of a big deal.



I think I remember the story MintJulie mentioned, and variations on it. Perhaps one with a wife auction, for charity.

I liked text porn. I later learned that was a mostly female trait, as men like visual. I liked what I liked. I asked my college GF to read PH letters next me in bed, to herself, and tell me what stories she liked. It seemed normal to me. I bought the small PH letters magazines also. There were sidebar ads with nude hung males. Her eyes often drifted to those. I was not well endowed and felt a little intimidated. I did not yet know what really turned me on.



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Reply #1669 on: April 14, 2023, 08:46:58 PM
I got so jazzed up this morning, I had to go home for lunch to have a second wank. Now I’m all relaxed and thinking about a third. I may just call it an early weekend.

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Reply #1670 on: April 18, 2023, 04:43:28 AM
I’m horny. So I’m going to flog the dolphin.

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Reply #1671 on: April 19, 2023, 09:23:35 PM
Me and Allan steal from each other.

Because it's is winter again in Wisconsin, this morning I stole one of his hoodies.

And last night he stole my ability to walk straight for majority of the morning.



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Reply #1672 on: April 19, 2023, 10:09:14 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

Great way to lead us to form our own mental images.
Yes, I have an image of Shiela in an oversized hoodie.

If you believe that have I got some swamp land for sale. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1673 on: April 23, 2023, 08:57:42 PM
Me and Allan steal from each other.

Because it's is winter again in Wisconsin, this morning I stole one of his hoodies.

And last night he stole my ability to walk straight for majority of the morning.

Woo. Sounds like a mutually acceptable trade.

That is all.


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Reply #1674 on: May 05, 2023, 03:23:12 PM
Had sex this morning before work. It's been about two hours, and I want more... right now!!



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Reply #1675 on: May 05, 2023, 09:53:09 PM
My nipples are hard



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Reply #1676 on: May 05, 2023, 10:10:08 PM
Dang...wish I was closer. A few kisses and licks would make them feel better. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1677 on: May 12, 2023, 04:04:37 PM
Right now, I have an intense craving for cum. Unfortunately, I can't do anything about that.




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Reply #1678 on: May 12, 2023, 06:01:14 PM
She told me she has never put a finger in her ass.  So now I am *obsessed* with the idea of watching her do it, and making me smell it afterwards.

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Reply #1679 on: May 16, 2023, 03:29:59 AM
Ben has a couple inches on Allan no doubt, but I can honestly say that every time Allan feels so much better. Three inches can fee like heaven when you love him. 💋