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Reply #1540 on: November 03, 2022, 08:26:44 PM
I didnt finish him there, I more or less just played with it for a while. Too many people and too great a chance at getting caught. But still enjoyable

I'm too much of an exhibitionist to have stoppee

Not so much that, just didn't want to get arrested while on vacation, cause problems for my friends, Or have people pissed because of the location. I'm sure some people assumed what was going on, and I doubt we were the first to ever do that.



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Reply #1541 on: November 04, 2022, 08:11:21 PM
Not that Mrs JBRG would ever allow it but I want to sit her on the edge of the swimming pool and orally have my way with her genitals.

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Reply #1542 on: November 04, 2022, 08:18:47 PM
Not that Mrs JBRG would ever allow it but I want to sit her on the edge of the swimming pool and orally have my way with her genitals.

Sounds tasty



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Reply #1543 on: November 08, 2022, 02:04:21 PM
Woke up this morning wanting two things. Strong coffee and dick.



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Reply #1544 on: November 08, 2022, 02:32:50 PM
Woke up this morning wanting two things. Strong coffee and dick.

Got me some coffee.  7-11 has their Christmassy drinks out.  So mixed half coffee with mint hot chocolate.   

No Dick last night.  #sexlessStreakAt2days

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Reply #1545 on: November 08, 2022, 03:00:13 PM
Woke up this morning wanting two things. Strong coffee and dick.

Got me some coffee.  7-11 has their Christmassy drinks out.  So mixed half coffee with mint hot chocolate.   

No Dick last night.  #sexlessStreakAt2days

Still too early for anything Christmas for me. Definitely after Thanksgiving, maybe the week of, but not this early in the month, and DEFINITELY NOT IN OCTOBER!!

I had a good hard session with my shower buddy last night.



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Reply #1546 on: November 08, 2022, 03:27:33 PM
Woke up this morning wanting two things. Strong coffee and dick.

Eyes are a little blurry this morning. Thought you had written you want coffee and Rick.  ;D :emot_kiss:

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Reply #1547 on: November 08, 2022, 03:39:57 PM
Coffee and prick. I have both. Irina woke me up from Ukraine and wanted some Viber sex. 🙈 Her hot kiska was squirting. So was I.

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Reply #1548 on: November 08, 2022, 04:14:36 PM
Woke up this morning wanting two things. Strong coffee and dick.

Got me some coffee.  7-11 has their Christmassy drinks out.  So mixed half coffee with mint hot chocolate.   

No Dick last night.  #sexlessStreakAt2days

Still too early for anything Christmas for me.


I know, right!  WTH is wrong with the one station in Detroit that is playing Xmas music 24/7. ?
Do other cities do that too?

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Reply #1549 on: November 08, 2022, 04:17:02 PM

I know, right!  WTH is wrong with the one station in Detroit that is playing Xmas music 24/7. ?
Do other cities do that too?

Yes! When we left from Salem MA. We had the radio on scan, and every so often it would hit a radio station playing christmas music.

It was Nov 1. I should not have to hear "all I want for Christmas is you" this damn early.  It was the same through New York, Pennsylvania, and Ohio



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Reply #1550 on: November 08, 2022, 06:27:32 PM

Still too early for anything Christmas for me.


I know, right!  WTH is wrong with the one station in Detroit that is playing Xmas music 24/7. ?
Do other cities do that too?
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Lots of Christmas decorations already up by us. Used to be Thanksgiving when one would see Christmas decorations up. Lucky I don't listen to the radio.  Heck, I am still waiting for all the leaves to fall.

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Reply #1551 on: November 08, 2022, 08:55:52 PM

Still too early for anything Christmas for me.


I know, right!  WTH is wrong with the one station in Detroit that is playing Xmas music 24/7. ?
Do other cities do that too?


Lots of Christmas decorations already up by us. Used to be Thanksgiving when one would see Christmas decorations up. Lucky I don't listen to the radio.  Heck, I am still waiting for all the leaves to fall.
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This sort of thing infuriates me. Marketing/Advertising keeps wanting to promote holidays earlier and earlier. Come Christmas Eve they will be promoting Easter. There should be a legal limitt to how early Christmas can be promoted.  Although we don't celebrate Thanksgiving, it sounds a good cut-off point to me.



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Reply #1552 on: November 08, 2022, 09:07:30 PM
I would also support a moratorium on Boney M



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Reply #1553 on: November 08, 2022, 09:49:52 PM
I would also support a moratorium on Boney M

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Reply #1554 on: November 09, 2022, 07:26:58 PM
It is my sincere opinion that Christmas lights can go up on the house while the weather is still warm. They should NOT be turned on before 1 December. In my house, the tree doesn't go up until 15 December and it comes down on 8 January (7 January being Christmas for the faiths that follow the Julian calendar). As for the. music, in the stores - on US Thanksgiving. On the radio, like the outdoor lights - 1 December. Especially if you are one of those stations that plays the Christmas music 24/7.

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Reply #1555 on: November 09, 2022, 08:23:33 PM
It is my sincere opinion that Christmas lights can go up on the house while the weather is still warm. They should NOT be turned on before 1 December. In my house, the tree doesn't go up until 15 December and it comes down on 8 January (7 January being Christmas for the faiths that follow the Julian calendar). As for the. music, in the stores - on US Thanksgiving. On the radio, like the outdoor lights - 1 December. Especially if you are one of those stations that plays the Christmas music 24/7.

When I was a kid the tree did not go up until dec 16th. Usually cause that was the weekend. My mom and dad would go shopping the next day, over the following week, where we were made to pick out gifts for our siblings. The three would slowly be decorated, until the 23rd, then the tree lights come on that night. The yard would be decorated and done before the 19th. My parents made the older children volunteer for a week straight at a charity. Then on the 23rd we would take gifts and food to family and the less fortunate. We also did not wake up our parents until 7:30 am. It was not until I was married with kids did I realize why. My parents stayed up all night preparing toys and stuff.

I kept the same traditions in my house, except no one touches or wakes the grown ups up until 8 am. Barbie dream houses are hella hard to build. plus trikes, bikes and scooters. The penalty is either a swift merciful death, or waiting until after lunch to open your presents. Which means after we get home from visiting the first round of relatives. And the biggest rule: No Christmas music until Daddy has been fully filled with turkey. No exceptions.

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Reply #1556 on: November 09, 2022, 10:25:54 PM
My grandparents were very old-school, having been born in 1904 at 1905. So we put up the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. And it came down on Epiphany, which is the 12th day of the Christmas feast. You see, way back in time (and in the eastern church today) there were 40 days of fasting before Christmas, followed by 12 days of Christmas feasting. Hence the song, “the 12 days of Christmas.” So the tree came down on January 7.

As JRGB mentioned, on the Julian calendar, Christmas falls on January 7th. So Orthodox Epiphany is January 19th. We have everything down by then.

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Reply #1557 on: November 09, 2022, 10:28:42 PM
My grandparents were very old-school, having been born in 1904 at 1905. So we put up the Christmas tree on Christmas Eve. And it came down on Epiphany, which is the 12th day of the Christmas feast. You see, way back in time (and in the eastern church today) there were 40 days of fasting before Christmas, followed by 12 days of Christmas feasting. Hence the song, “the 12 days of Christmas.” So the tree came down on January 7.

As JRGB mentioned, on the Julian calendar, Christmas falls on January 7th. So Orthodox Epiphany is January 19th. We have everything down by then.

Did not know that, being a Protestant myself. Glad for the knowledge share. Wanted to take the family on that Christ walking tour, but it did not seem safe.

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Reply #1558 on: November 18, 2022, 03:01:09 AM
I confess I have been watching a lot of Petticoat Junction lately, and I really want to fuck Billie Jo, Bobby Jo, and Betty Jo. Lots of curves… you bet.






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Reply #1559 on: November 19, 2022, 05:05:48 PM
7 days of not even seeing his dick, and I want it bad. I want his hand to tattoo my ass.