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Reply #1160 on: November 18, 2021, 02:51:28 PM
Nah, not anymore. I've been able to keep my growler in her box. It's a quick flash of a thought and then I remember why we called it off.

Besides, I've been thinking of introducing him to my sister. She's got the same relationship wants as him, but I'm struggling with the ethics of it. I'd obviously tell my sister about me and him if I ever did bring it up. I think she'd be ok with it as she isn't really the jealous type.


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Reply #1161 on: November 18, 2021, 04:02:22 PM
It actually sounds like a good plan with your sister. She wouldn't have to worry about you trying to "steal back" Ben since you two have very different relationship goals, plus it's good that she's not the jealous type. You should also have a pretty good idea of how they match up personality wise :)

Besides, even though the dick will have been pre-owned, at least she'll know the previous "driver" took good care of it  :emot_laughing:

Sorry  :facepalm:


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Reply #1162 on: November 18, 2021, 04:24:20 PM
What a gal our Shiela is! She's such a caring sister she's "road tested" a future boyfriend for sis. :emot_laughing:

Fun stuff aside, your idea shows what a caring person you are. :emot_kiss:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1163 on: November 18, 2021, 10:21:37 PM
Yeah yeah, Ha Ha, but that is what I'm actually concerned about Ben and I still talk and have our coffee and such, and my sister has made a few comments about my "high turnover rate" I dont want her to even have an inkling that something might be up.

But they do have some of the very same interests, and with her vertigo, I think he would thrive in a relationship where he felt needed like that. When we would talk about my MS, he was always wanting to be there when I was struggling, and he always wanted to carry me or give me a piggyback ride when my feet would drag.  I'm 36, I'm not climbing on somebodies back. And finally, they're about the same age. Jen has a year on him.

I personally think they would make a cute couple.

And yes, I know she will be very satisfied.


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Reply #1164 on: November 18, 2021, 11:01:56 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 18, 2021, 10:21:37 PM
When we would talk about my MS, he was always wanting to be there when I was struggling, and he always wanted to carry me or give me a piggyback ride when my feet would drag.  I'm 36, I'm not climbing on somebodies back.

I wonder if he's a long lost brother, because that sounds 1,000% like me  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1165 on: November 19, 2021, 02:02:48 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 18, 2021, 10:21:37 PM
I'm 36, I'm not climbing on somebodies back.

Then climb on my front.


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Reply #1166 on: November 19, 2021, 02:12:49 AM
Careful Jed. She's a former MP. You may find yourself face down in handcuffs. Then the fun begins. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1167 on: November 19, 2021, 02:29:44 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on November 19, 2021, 02:02:48 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 18, 2021, 10:21:37 PM
I'm 36, I'm not climbing on somebodies back.

Then climb on my front.

Yes Sir. Hoping I never think I'm too old for that. :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1168 on: November 19, 2021, 03:54:44 PM

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Quote from: Janus on June 22, 2012, 05:31:37 AM
I'm not going to flame you. However, perhaps it would be better to put the prayer to better use. Pray that your girls are educated in the sexual desires of boys and men and they have the knowledge to repell players. Pray that your son's grow up to be decent young men that have the other persons best interests at heart and show a kind and caring individual that can give and receive love honestly and openly. Pray that your daughters find young men as strong and true as your sons.....

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Reply #1169 on: November 19, 2021, 04:31:46 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 18, 2021, 10:21:37 PM


........ But they do have some of the very same interests, and with her vertigo, ........

Hope that doesn't kick in when she is on top of Big Ben  ;D

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about

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Reply #1170 on: November 27, 2021, 08:35:51 PM
So I was getting petrol yesterday and when the tank was full... $49 later (damn supply and demand), I pulled out the gas nozzle, it looked strangely erotic. I've gotten petrol millions of times, and it never once made me think what I was thinking. Yes the jokes popped into my head afterwards, but the knee jerk reaction was for me to raise my eyebrows and say "Oh!"



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Reply #1171 on: November 27, 2021, 10:17:38 PM
...and since this is the confessions thread, I'm strangely turned on by that mental image  :emot_kiss:

 ;D


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Reply #1172 on: November 27, 2021, 10:48:29 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on November 27, 2021, 10:17:38 PM
...and since this is the confessions thread, I'm strangely turned on by that mental image  :emot_kiss:

 ;D

 :emot_laughing:
I actually paused for a moment looking back and forth between the nozzle and spout before laughing to myself. I'm glad I paid at the pump, otherwise people inside would have thought I was crazy.


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Reply #1173 on: November 27, 2021, 11:43:59 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 27, 2021, 10:48:29 PM
Quote from: Clitical Thinking on November 27, 2021, 10:17:38 PM
...and since this is the confessions thread, I'm strangely turned on by that mental image  :emot_kiss:

 ;D

 :emot_laughing:
I actually paused for a moment looking back and forth between the nozzle and spout before laughing to myself. I'm glad I paid at the pump, otherwise people inside would have thought I was crazy.

Not as crazy as if you had turned the nozzle around and given it a seductive lick  :emot_kiss:

 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1174 on: November 30, 2021, 02:32:05 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 27, 2021, 08:35:51 PM
So I was getting petrol yesterday and when the tank was full... $49 later (damn supply and demand), I pulled out the gas nozzle, it looked strangely erotic. I've gotten petrol millions of times, and it never once made me think what I was thinking. Yes the jokes popped into my head afterwards, but the knee jerk reaction was for me to raise my eyebrows and say "Oh!"

Reminds me of the fire fighting training we were doing years ago when I was in the service. The base we were at was co-located with the local international airport. Anyways, we were all gathered at the fire hall where they had a 10 ft by 5 ft by 2 1/2 ft deep flash pan with a mix of diesel and jet fuel in it. For safety, they had a crash truck at one end of the pan. Anyways, we get the flash pan started and our guys start practicing putting out the fire. By about the second group, the professional fire fighters get a call on the radio that the thick black smoke was drifting across the active runway. So, the guy in the crash truck lines everything up. And WHOOSH. A big spurt of foam comes out and the fire is out. The girl standing behind me blurts out -- "Boy would I like to fuck that." And her husband is standing beside me and hears this.


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Reply #1175 on: November 30, 2021, 03:00:57 AM
Quote from: JBRG on November 30, 2021, 02:32:05 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 27, 2021, 08:35:51 PM
So I was getting petrol yesterday and when the tank was full... $49 later (damn supply and demand), I pulled out the gas nozzle, it looked strangely erotic. I've gotten petrol millions of times, and it never once made me think what I was thinking. Yes the jokes popped into my head afterwards, but the knee jerk reaction was for me to raise my eyebrows and say "Oh!"

Reminds me of the fire fighting training we were doing years ago when I was in the service. The base we were at was co-located with the local international airport. Anyways, we were all gathered at the fire hall where they had a 10 ft by 5 ft by 2 1/2 ft deep flash pan with a mix of diesel and jet fuel in it. For safety, they had a crash truck at one end of the pan. Anyways, we get the flash pan started and our guys start practicing putting out the fire. By about the second group, the professional fire fighters get a call on the radio that the thick black smoke was drifting across the active runway. So, the guy in the crash truck lines everything up. And WHOOSH. A big spurt of foam comes out and the fire is out. The girl standing behind me blurts out -- "Boy would I like to fuck that." And her husband is standing beside me and hears this.

 :emot_laughing:

I've got this image on my.head ,and I've seen those hoses launching that foam. I cant help but laugh and agree with her

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Reply #1176 on: November 30, 2021, 03:06:59 AM
...when you get cucked by a fire hose  :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1177 on: November 30, 2021, 03:13:43 AM
Just have to be confident that you can compete. :emot_laughing:

Plus I'm betting dollar to donuts you would be far more fun :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1178 on: November 30, 2021, 03:21:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 30, 2021, 03:13:43 AM
Just have to be confident that you can compete. :emot_laughing:

Plus I'm betting dollar to donuts you would be far more fun :emot_kiss:

Oh, and taste better.  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #1179 on: November 30, 2021, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 30, 2021, 03:21:26 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on November 30, 2021, 03:13:43 AM
Just have to be confident that you can compete. :emot_laughing:

Plus I'm betting dollar to donuts you would be far more fun :emot_kiss:

Oh, and taste better.  :emot_kiss:

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