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Offline Sarah_1964

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Reply #1100 on: September 06, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
I am not as sexy as you hope

Try me...

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Reply #1101 on: September 06, 2021, 06:54:51 PM
Quote from: Sarah_1964 on September 06, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
I am not as sexy as you hope

What makes you say that?


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Reply #1102 on: September 06, 2021, 07:28:52 PM
Quote from: Sarah_1964 on September 06, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
I am not as sexy as you hope

A dirty mind and the ability to articulate it goes a very long way to cover any perceived flaws


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Reply #1103 on: September 06, 2021, 07:46:06 PM
Quote from: Johnny on September 06, 2021, 07:28:52 PM
Quote from: Sarah_1964 on September 06, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
I am not as sexy as you hope

A dirty mind and the ability to articulate it goes a very long way to cover any perceived flaws

I shall continue to cultivate those, then :-)

Try me...

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Reply #1104 on: September 07, 2021, 03:15:26 AM
Quote from: Asmodel on September 05, 2021, 04:32:37 AM
Um, who’s Trapper  ???

He's a member who really like a bush in his women. Havent seem him around in a while though


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Reply #1105 on: September 07, 2021, 03:50:43 AM
Maybe he lived up to his username and got Trapped in some wild hirsute jungle  :o ;D


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Reply #1106 on: September 07, 2021, 06:35:52 AM
Quote from: Sarah_1964 on September 06, 2021, 06:39:23 PM
I am not as sexy as you hope

Oh yes you are

Feel free to PM me. I love one to one conversation, about anything.

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Reply #1107 on: September 07, 2021, 07:33:21 PM
DJ is 100% correct,
Also, good to know about Trapper.


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Reply #1108 on: September 26, 2021, 08:30:59 PM
I don't normally say fuck so much when I'm posting, but I've been writing about a past experience while I was in the army. This of course puts me back in that mindset, and it makes the foul language flow like water.


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Reply #1109 on: September 26, 2021, 08:37:06 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 26, 2021, 08:30:59 PM
I don't normally say fuck so much when I'm posting, but I've been writing about a past experience while I was in the army. This of course puts me back in that mindset, and it makes the foul language flow like water.
Just for you Miss Shiela —> https://youtu.be/2MN1vXO5JeI



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Reply #1110 on: September 28, 2021, 01:51:38 AM
Neighbor had been out for a run with her young dog this afternoon. As they got near our yard, dog pulled her in for a visit. Yes, bacon was involved.
http://imgur.com/gallery/7uQvtnk

Confession is that her thin shirt was soaked with sweat and see through! She had a tiny red bra underneath and this dirty old man had a hard time keeping his eyes where they belong. I could envision her cute little A cup breasts. ( sigh) ;D :facepalm:

Well trained and been made compliant....by my cat Neville

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Reply #1111 on: September 28, 2021, 05:00:51 PM
 :)
Quote from: msslave on September 28, 2021, 01:51:38 AM
Neighbor had been out for a run with her young dog this afternoon. As they got near our yard, dog pulled her in for a visit. Yes, bacon was involved.
http://imgur.com/gallery/7uQvtnk

Confession is that her thin shirt was soaked with sweat and see through! She had a tiny red bra underneath and this dirty old man had a hard time keeping his eyes where they belong. I could envision her cute little A cup breasts. ( sigh) ;D :facepalm:

Everything is better with bacon. Especially tiny red bras. But left wondering if the bottoms matched. 😈

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Reply #1112 on: September 28, 2021, 05:03:25 PM
Feels like I’ve witnessed something beyond my limits…

MY EYES TO MY BRAIN.


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Reply #1113 on: September 28, 2021, 05:11:50 PM
 :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing: :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1114 on: September 28, 2021, 09:06:06 PM
I'm pretty sure I heard angels sing when I opened that video. ..or it might have just been all the steam escaping my ears and, uh, other orifices  :o :emot_laughing:


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Reply #1115 on: September 30, 2021, 04:58:34 PM
Was looking at some of MissB posts, and I will confess that I tried cutting my hair very short once a long time ago. My boyfriend at the time hated it, and i thought i looked too mannish. My face does not support short hair at all.


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Reply #1116 on: September 30, 2021, 05:11:47 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 30, 2021, 04:58:34 PM
Was looking at some of MissB posts, and I will confess that I tried cutting my hair very short once a long time ago. My boyfriend at the time hated it, and i thought i looked too mannish. My face does not support short hair at all.
Guess we'll have to take your word on that. Your face is the only thing we haven't seen on KB. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #1117 on: September 30, 2021, 05:20:46 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 30, 2021, 04:58:34 PM

Was looking at some of MissB posts, and I will confess that I tried cutting my hair very short once a long time ago. My boyfriend at the time hated it, and i thought i looked too mannish. My face does not support short hair at all.


I did the same thing when I was in my late 20s.

I splurged and got the whole shebang: Shampoo, cut, blonde highlights, etc. When the hairdresser was all finished and I put on my glasses, I looked at myself in the mirror, and I though it looked amazing. (And, for me, "a little manish" isn't a bad thing...).

The problem was that it was a pain in the ass to keep it styled like that hairdresser had done. Too much daily upkeep-- and I'm not a morning person!





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Reply #1118 on: September 30, 2021, 05:44:02 PM
Not only does it cost a small fortune to have done, but then you need the specialty shampoo and conditioner that protects dye and then moose for the hold... and yes the morning routines of upkeep, this that's why I'm so used to getting up three hours before I need to get to work. Workout and then getting ready. I don't do too much now, but I still dye my dirty blonde full blonde and I still need the shampoo conditioner. And even though I don't do too much, it still costs well over $100 even before tip.

When I was in the Army, I would get jealous of the guys because it would costs them $6 for their buzz cuts. My styling was much cheaper, but still well over $50


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Reply #1119 on: September 30, 2021, 06:05:09 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on September 30, 2021, 05:20:46 PM
I'm not a morning person!
Many people, me included, aren’t. Very much common these days.

Quote from: msslave on September 30, 2021, 05:11:47 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 30, 2021, 04:58:34 PM
Was looking at some of MissB posts, and I will confess that I tried cutting my hair very short once a long time ago. My boyfriend at the time hated it, and i thought i looked too mannish. My face does not support short hair at all.
Guess we'll have to take your word on that. Your face is the only thing we haven't seen on KB. :emot_laughing:
True that. (Even Walter White agrees.)



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