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Reply #100 on: November 06, 2018, 07:14:18 PM
We're here to confess sex things.  :roll:



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Reply #101 on: November 06, 2018, 07:28:54 PM
We're here to confess sex things.  :roll:

I know.  Now, are you going to drag it off on a tangent, for Jed and I dragging it off on a tangent, or do you have something sexual to confess?  You won, a point.  Now, don't cancel that out by doing the exact same thing with your victory lap.



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Reply #102 on: November 06, 2018, 07:45:29 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.   

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.

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Reply #103 on: November 06, 2018, 07:51:45 PM
I didn't participate in Halloween, at all.  I didn't dress up, have any candy, nor even go out that night.  I kinda boycott it, since I'm so weird the rest of the year.  I figure let the normals have their night.

I don't date, nor have sex on Valentines, either.



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Reply #104 on: November 06, 2018, 08:08:59 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.   

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.

We may as well turn this into confess whatever.  ;D



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Reply #105 on: November 06, 2018, 08:21:57 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.   

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.

We may as well turn this into confess whatever.  ;D

What in the world are these fish swimming in the candy bowls at my work other than apparently no one wants them?  Meanwhile I have to dig deep to find any chocolate.



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Reply #106 on: November 06, 2018, 08:33:27 PM
I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.  Obviously I was referring to refraining from committing illegal acts that are actually wrong and actually cause harm.

Now on to more important issues, how did CJ’s sister’s wifey get knocked up, and was a real penis involved?

Yes there was a real one involved. I'm guessing the "donor" was just someone they knew from school. He had more fun than Summer did. Probably got a big thrill out of nailing a hot, gay British girl.  :roll: My sister comforted her through the process, which was sweet. I'm pretty sure the price of donation was getting to do it the old fashioned way. Which believe it or not I get. This guy has never had anything to do with the baby so he deserved to get something out of the deal for making half that beautiful little girl.

I snoop on my kids and wifeys stuff too. And they also have secrets.  :facepalm:


And they filmed it?  That had to be because they will (and do) watch it as a turn on?  The only other explanation would be to ask the daughter years later if she’d like to see her conception?

And CJ, just let me know if you ever need a similar donation. . . . .



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Reply #107 on: November 06, 2018, 08:35:16 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.  

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.

We may as well turn this into confess whatever.  ;D
You're right.  It's in 'Sex Talk'.   So, I'll expand on it.   I've been eating a lot of chocolate and when I do that I feel a little chubby.  Chubby makes me not feel sexy and that hurts my sex drive.    

Better CG? ;)
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Reply #108 on: November 06, 2018, 08:46:38 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.  

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.


We may as well turn this into confess whatever.  ;D


You're right.  It's in 'Sex Talk'.   So, I'll expand on it.   I've been eating a lot of chocolate and when I do that I feel a little chubby.  Chubby makes me not feel sexy and that hurts my sex drive.    

Better CG? ;)


I like to take Halloween candy, especially chocolate candy, rub it all over my naked body, and then have someone lick it off.

Even Better CG? ;)
 






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Reply #109 on: November 06, 2018, 09:04:06 PM
I don’t see law enforcement hunting down the transgender for just being transgender any time soon.  Obviously I was referring to refraining from committing illegal acts that are actually wrong and actually cause harm.

Now on to more important issues, how did CJ’s sister’s wifey get knocked up, and was a real penis involved?

Yes there was a real one involved. I'm guessing the "donor" was just someone they knew from school. He had more fun than Summer did. Probably got a big thrill out of nailing a hot, gay British girl.  :roll: My sister comforted her through the process, which was sweet. I'm pretty sure the price of donation was getting to do it the old fashioned way. Which believe it or not I get. This guy has never had anything to do with the baby so he deserved to get something out of the deal for making half that beautiful little girl.

I snoop on my kids and wifeys stuff too. And they also have secrets.  :facepalm:


And they filmed it?  That had to be because they will (and do) watch it as a turn on?  The only other explanation would be to ask the daughter years later if she’d like to see her conception?

And CJ, just let me know if you ever need a similar donation. . . . .

Yes they did. I'd like to ask them why, but since they don't know I've seen it that'd be... ill advised.  ;D

I can only assume they did it just because they wanted to. I'll probably never know why.

I made copies of all their private stuff. Because it turns me on.  :facepalm: I am however very happy to not have seen this being done to my sister.  :roll:

And there's to be no more donations for anyone.  ;D



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Reply #110 on: November 06, 2018, 09:04:38 PM

I'll confess to eating too much of my nieces Halloween candy.

She doesn't like Babe Ruth or Snickers.   OMG, my favorite.  Wait, no, Swedish Fish are my favorite.  

I really need to get a few runs in before the bad weather starts.


We may as well turn this into confess whatever.  ;D


You're right.  It's in 'Sex Talk'.   So, I'll expand on it.   I've been eating a lot of chocolate and when I do that I feel a little chubby.  Chubby makes me not feel sexy and that hurts my sex drive.    

Better CG? ;)


I like to take Halloween candy, especially chocolate candy, rub it all over my naked body, and then have someone lick it off.

Even Better CG? ;)
 






Yes. :D



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Reply #111 on: November 06, 2018, 09:35:51 PM

I like to take Halloween candy, especially chocolate candy, rub it all over my naked body, and then have someone lick it off.

Even Better CG? ;)
 




Watcher begins handing out numbered tickets for all the KB members who are in line to lick off the chocolate candy MissB has rubbed all over herself... ;D ;D


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Reply #112 on: November 06, 2018, 09:41:53 PM
We may as well turn this into confess whatever.

Or just relax, and let it go thread.



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Reply #113 on: November 06, 2018, 10:00:12 PM

I like to take Halloween candy, especially chocolate candy, rub it all over my naked body, and then have someone lick it off.

Even Better CG? ;)
 


Watcher begins handing out numbered tickets for all the KB members women who are in line to lick off the chocolate candy MissB has rubbed all over herself... ;D ;D



FTFY....




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Reply #114 on: November 06, 2018, 10:03:33 PM
I'm not allowed chocolate, or other women.  :roll:

But I'll watch. :D



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Reply #115 on: November 06, 2018, 10:06:52 PM
I'm not allowed chocolate, or other women.  :roll:

But I'll watch. :D


And secretly copy any vids of it.



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Reply #116 on: November 06, 2018, 10:07:26 PM
I'm not allowed chocolate, or other women.  :roll:

But I'll watch. :D


And secretly copy any vids of it.


Yep! ;D



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Reply #117 on: November 07, 2018, 02:04:21 AM


Watcher begins handing out numbered tickets for all the KB members women who are in line to lick off the chocolate candy MissB has rubbed all over herself... ;D ;D



*Takes a ticket.* 
*Takes the ticket from Chirp that she got from Rick since she's not using it.*
*Takes another ticket pretending I never took one.*

Can we call this event Barbalicious?


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Reply #118 on: November 07, 2018, 02:06:34 AM


Watcher begins handing out numbered tickets for all the KB members women who are in line to lick off the chocolate candy MissB has rubbed all over herself... ;D ;D



*Takes a ticket.* 
*Takes the ticket from Chirp that she got from Rick since she's not using it.*
*Takes another ticket pretending I never took one.*

Can we call this event Barbalicious?


 :emot_lickie:



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Reply #119 on: November 07, 2018, 09:40:35 AM

I like to take Halloween candy, especially chocolate candy, rub it all over my naked body, and then have someone lick it off.

Even Better CG? ;)
 

Watcher begins handing out numbered tickets for all the KB members women who are in line to lick off the chocolate candy MissB has rubbed all over herself... ;D ;D


FTFY....


  :emot_thdrool: ...... wait, what? ...... but i love chocolate ...... that is SO not fair ...... :'(