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Reply #4360 on: February 03, 2022, 02:38:14 PM
I thought I’d give my friends in the Frozen White North something to snicker about. This is my parking lot this morning. County offices, schools, and my law firm are all closed due to “dangerous weather conditions.“ I kid you not. I told my boss, “I walked to school in 5 feet of snow, uphill in both directions. I think our ancestors would be laughing at us right now.“


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Reply #4361 on: February 03, 2022, 03:19:34 PM
It's easy to laugh when we up north grew up with snow and cold as a part of life. For people who have never driven on icy roads it's a real danger. Now with self absorbed and distracted drivers a couple inches of snow will result in several hundred accidents, mainly fender benders with occasional injuries and a fatality or two.

In 1965, I was sent to Fort Jackson in South Carolina for Infantry training. The state got it's first snow storm since the late 1800s. Everything in the state came to a stop and we got a break from training.

Stay safe Toe. Even though you have experience with this kind of weather, all the idiots on the road with you don't.

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Reply #4362 on: February 03, 2022, 04:37:15 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on February 03, 2022, 02:38:14 PM
I thought I’d give my friends in the Frozen White North something to snicker about. This is my parking lot this morning. County offices, schools, and my law firm are all closed due to “dangerous weather conditions.“ I kid you not. I told my boss, “I walked to school in 5 feet of snow, uphill in both directions. I think our ancestors would be laughing at us right now.“


I just checked our outdoor security camera at the house in Michigan.  About 6 inches of snow. Business as usual, other than school cancellations, but with remote learning, kids are still "in class" while on their computers (in our district anyways).

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Reply #4363 on: February 03, 2022, 05:13:40 PM
Here in Texas, everyone knows the bridges and overpasses will be icy in the type of weather we currently have. To that knowledge, they will maintain their speed until they approach  a icy patch, then apply the brakes firmly.
A few years ago, I watched this on TV and after sliding sideways over a bridge, the car left the roadway to the back yard of a house , and wiped out the single dog house situated there. Came to rest just shy of the patio.

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Reply #4364 on: February 03, 2022, 05:20:30 PM
The few cars I did see yesterday while out snow blowing, the drivers were on their cellphones. Visibility was poor, traction was ever poorer yet they somehow had to be on their phones. What made it even worse was that it rained during the night before it turned to snow so a layer of ice is under the snow. But Spring is only 7 weeks away!

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Reply #4365 on: February 03, 2022, 05:54:03 PM
Quote from: msslave on February 03, 2022, 03:19:34 PM


For people who have never driven on icy roads it's a real danger. Now with self absorbed and distracted drivers a couple inches of snow will result in several hundred accidents, mainly fender benders with occasional injuries and a fatality or two.


Or as I call it, lots of new business.

I’m just staying home with the flannel jammies. I had to break out the packing tape and seal the doorways. I actually had a cold breeze blowing through the living room. Who needs weatherstripping? LOL. And thanks for the well wishes. You stay safe too.

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Reply #4366 on: February 03, 2022, 06:24:13 PM
I remember being down in ft Stewart GA, and we got two inches of snow. I was doing MP road duty at the time, and the provost Marshall had us put chains on the patrol vehicle tires. We drove around bouncing all over the place damaging road and vehicles alike. It was ridiculous. We all ended up back at the MP station because nobody was out doing anything, so we would only go somewhere if we were called. Even people who knew how to handle the weather weren't put because everything was closed and they had no place to go.

No snow by me, but with the heat wave that came through and melted a lot of snow followed by pur currnty freezing temps, the parking lot of my apartment complex has huge ice patches through it.


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Reply #4367 on: February 03, 2022, 06:43:46 PM
I just tried to order a pizza. Every pizza place on my list and apps are closed. Seriously folks. Uber, Favor, and DoorDash all advise “exceptionally long wait times.” Thank God I bought booze on the way home last night. Priorities.

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Reply #4368 on: February 05, 2022, 10:30:48 PM

”You can be mad as a mad dog at the way things went.  You can swear and curse the fates.  But when it comes to the end, you have to let go.” — The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

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Reply #4369 on: February 06, 2022, 09:35:32 PM
Quote from: Pornhubby on February 05, 2022, 10:30:48 PM


That's funny. And sad at the same time.

That is all.

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Reply #4370 on: February 11, 2022, 04:02:50 PM
At 4:00 AM this morning, it was in the mid 30s. Actually a bit warmer than when I went to bed.

By 7:30, as I left the gym, freezing rain was pelting down and a stiff wind blowing out of the north.

Just a really nasty day...a day to just sit and watch the Olympics.

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Reply #4371 on: February 11, 2022, 04:25:10 PM
Finally, weather’s been warmer now here…
From 18 C to 21 C, a small but significant difference.


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Reply #4372 on: February 11, 2022, 08:22:37 PM
Rain on Wednesday
Snow yesterday
Everything melting today
Teens tomorrow
Gotta love midwest weather :facepalm:


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Reply #4373 on: February 14, 2022, 12:10:29 AM
Two weeks ago we got a record 10" of snow.  It was 60 earlier that day.  We have 40-60 degree temp changes regularly.  In case you ever wanted to know why everyone from St. Louis has a fucking cold right now.

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Reply #4374 on: February 14, 2022, 12:15:43 AM
My cat Neville is starting to shed his winter coat. Thinking spring can't be far behind.

Hey! If people can use fuzzy caterpillars to predict winter, I can use my cat to predict spring. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #4375 on: February 14, 2022, 01:54:24 PM
Quote from: Fenderwise on February 14, 2022, 12:10:29 AM
Two weeks ago we got a record 10" of snow.  It was 60 earlier that day.  We have 40-60 degree temp changes regularly.  In case you ever wanted to know why everyone from St. Louis has a fucking cold right now.

Going to Costa Rica with fam in March and it can't come soon enough.

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Reply #4376 on: February 14, 2022, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 14, 2022, 01:54:24 PM
Quote from: Fenderwise on February 14, 2022, 12:10:29 AM
Two weeks ago we got a record 10" of snow.  It was 60 earlier that day.  We have 40-60 degree temp changes regularly.  In case you ever wanted to know why everyone from St. Louis has a fucking cold right now.

Going to Costa Rica with fam in March and it can't come soon enough.

Have a great time in Costa Rica, maybe I'll join you!?

Surprised you're not there already seeing as how I heard Tom Brady's there


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Reply #4377 on: February 14, 2022, 02:18:57 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on February 14, 2022, 02:16:04 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 14, 2022, 01:54:24 PM
Quote from: Fenderwise on February 14, 2022, 12:10:29 AM
Two weeks ago we got a record 10" of snow.  It was 60 earlier that day.  We have 40-60 degree temp changes regularly.  In case you ever wanted to know why everyone from St. Louis has a fucking cold right now.

Going to Costa Rica with fam in March and it can't come soon enough.

Have a great time in Costa Rica, maybe I'll join you!?

Surprised you're not there already seeing as how I heard Tom Brady's there
Too bad Bill Clinton’s not there.
Though he has been, last time was 2014


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Reply #4378 on: February 14, 2022, 03:42:45 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on February 14, 2022, 01:54:24 PM
Quote from: Fenderwise on February 14, 2022, 12:10:29 AM
Two weeks ago we got a record 10" of snow.  It was 60 earlier that day.  We have 40-60 degree temp changes regularly.  In case you ever wanted to know why everyone from St. Louis has a fucking cold right now.

Going to Costa Rica with fam in March and it can't come soon enough.

Have a great time in Costa Rica, maybe I'll join you!?

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Reply #4379 on: February 16, 2022, 03:55:37 PM
After a couple of days of temperatures above freezing that has melted much of the snow from the last storm, our area will be under a snow storm warning beginning tonight and ending late tomorrow evening. First rain. Then sleet, Then snow. 

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