What's the fucking weather?

[Shiela_M]

Clear skys and 91°. None of the dogs want to spend too much time outside which I normally look forward too the most, but I still get to spend time with this puppy. His name is Drax and he is such a little love bug.

Think this is the first fourth of July that I havent seen any rain or ridiculous amounts of wind. Remember a few years ago. It was so windy they canceled some of the fireworks shows for safety.

Hot and storms predicted for tomorrow though, then a cool down to 80s

[Lois]

Drizzled most of yesterday.  Today the temp is 90F, but humid as hell.  Been going out to clean up and get ready for our BBQ, coming in with water dripping into my eyes.  It takes a while to cool off so I can go back out.

I was going to do some weed wacking, but found it gone.  Must have been pinched.  Oh well.

[Lois]

I woke to the rumblings of a new thunderstorm.  It rained most of the morning.  We've already surpassed the amount of rain we received all of last year, and it's gotten cooler. 

[Shiela_M]

Had some storms roll through and the temps got into the upper 80s all weekend, and the first part of the week. Now ita a fridge 71° and it isn't supposed to get any warmer. It's almost hoodie weather.

[Colin Piper]

Now ita a fridge 71° and it isn't supposed to get any warmer. It's almost hoodie weather.

Brrr... I've got the air con on for heat, it's winter in the southern hemisphere.

Everything's assways with me...





 

[Lois]

Nice big rainstorm this evening!

[watcher1]

The past three days have been on the hazy side due to the wildfires out west.  Makes for a nice red sun in the morning. 

Lois - you and the entire Southwest need the rain. Glad you are getting some rain.

[Jed_]

The past three days have been on the hazy side due to the wildfires out west.  Makes for a nice red sun in the morning. 

Lois - you and the entire Southwest need the rain. Glad you are getting some rain.

Same here, hazy and looking like rain, except no rain.  Temperatures have been mild, low 80s with a breeze, so pleasant outside.  Last night at an 8 year olds birthday party, I pointed at the and exclaimed ‘Hey look at the blood moon!’  Except it wasn’t a blood moon, it was orange because of the fires out west.  So here on the east coast and looking east at the moonrise, the fires 2000-3000 miles away are impacting the weather and the color of the moon.

I think we have a drought coming, no rain forecast at all.

[Sarah_1964]

I honestly think any weather at all, or even none, is fucking weather.

[watcher1]

I honestly think any weather at all, or even none, is fucking weather.

WOO! I agree.   

[_priapism]

93° (34° C) hotter than...


1. The doughnut grease at a fat man convention.
2. A blister bug in a pepper patch.
3. A jalapeño’s armpit.
4. A half-bred fox in a forest fire.
5. The Devil’s toenail.

[Shiela_M]

93° (34° C) hotter than...


1. The doughnut grease at a fat man convention.
2. A blister bug in a pepper patch.
3. A jalapeño’s armpit.
4. A half-bred fox in a forest fire.
5. The Devil’s toenail.

7. A starved sun bathed growler on a nude beach...

It's 86° sunny and very humid.  It's just thick and muggy.

[Clitical Thinking]

7. A starved sun bathed growler on a nude beach...

How many shipwrecks did you cause? 

[_priapism]

7. A starved sun bathed growler on a nude beach...

It's 86° sunny and very humid.  It's just thick and muggy.

I love a thick and muggy growler. Make a salty mess for your hungry boy.

[Jed_]

I think we have a drought coming, no rain forecast at all.

Except for the torrential downpour this early evening.

I mowed over the weekend, it was blowing dusty dirt into the air and then me breathing it.  Also when I ran the mower over the poison ivy, I apparently got some in my eye.  It was swollen shut this morning.  This is not the first time this has happened.  I apparently get the poison on my hands, it then goes wherever I rub and scratch, which is my eyes, my balls and my cock.  And I can’t even get the interest you would think by the later swelling up bigger than usual.

[Shiela_M]

Oh Sir, you poor man. I remember a few years ago, my brother Jason got really bad poison ivy, and it got at his dangling boys. He was in so much discomfort it was painful to just watch him. I obviously wasn't there when he was covered in calamine lotion so I only saw him in pain.  Felt so bad for him.

[Jed_]

Oh Sir, you poor man. I remember a few years ago, my brother Jason got really bad poison ivy, and it got at his dangling boys. He was in so much discomfort it was painful to just watch him. I obviously wasn't there when he was covered in calamine lotion so I only saw him in pain.  Felt so bad for him.

I don’t think we even know when we scratch there, which makes me wonder if we do it in public?

Still better than the the time I peed outside and directly on a yellowjacket nest, the occupants of which immediately attacked what was spraying them.  That huge swelling, while intriguing, disturbed me enough to visit the doctor.

Thanks for the sympathy my dear.

[Lois]

I mowed over the weekend, it was blowing dusty dirt into the air and then me breathing it.  Also when I ran the mower over the poison ivy, I apparently got some in my eye.  It was swollen shut this morning.  This is not the first time this has happened.  I apparently get the poison on my hands, it then goes wherever I rub and scratch, which is my eyes, my balls and my cock.  And I can’t even get the interest you would think by the later swelling up bigger than usual.

OMG!  That's horrible!

[Jed_]

I mowed over the weekend, it was blowing dusty dirt into the air and then me breathing it.  Also when I ran the mower over the poison ivy, I apparently got some in my eye.  It was swollen shut this morning.  This is not the first time this has happened.  I apparently get the poison on my hands, it then goes wherever I rub and scratch, which is my eyes, my balls and my cock.  And I can’t even get the interest you would think by the later swelling up bigger than usual.

OMG!  That's horrible!

When I return to the office in September, I just hope I don’t unconsciously scratch my balls and cock as I’ve obviously been doing.

Eyes and cock have returned to normal size, but more breakouts on my fingers, one hand, arms, neck and one shoulder.  I walked around outside today with Roundup spraying every one of those insidious vines I saw.

On an actual weather note, earlier today there was no forecast of rain yet we had a storm a couple hours ago.  And, the TV just said not far south of us is a tornado warning, high wind and hail the size of quarters.  I moved some outside plants off my deck railings to keep them from being tossed around.

[Shiela_M]

It was a surprisingly chilly 57° this morning when I went on my run this morning. All that rain and storms pushed off all the humidity and now it feels almost frigid outside.