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Reply #2040 on: March 17, 2017, 06:21:52 PM
How about "Better than you deserve" ?



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Reply #2041 on: March 18, 2017, 05:38:40 AM
70's today. Moving into the 80's through this coming week.
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Reply #2042 on: March 18, 2017, 06:00:16 AM

Why is this thread in 1408? Do people feel the need to insult each other when talking about the weather?



Read the first post in this thread. It riffs on a site called thefuckingweather.com and its placement in 1408 is more of a joke than anything else.


It's the fucking weather!  :emot_kiss:

91F here in Tucson today.  92F forecast for Saturday and Sunday, then slowly cooling to 72F by Thursday.
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Reply #2043 on: March 18, 2017, 03:42:04 PM
Chance of more snow......1" to 3".......
Definitely going to rain later today.
Temperature is about 30 degrees right now.

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Reply #2044 on: March 18, 2017, 04:11:28 PM
Chance of more snow......1" to 3".......
Definitely going to rain later today.
Temperature is about 30 degrees right now.

Love,
Liz


1" on the ground now, 2 more coming today, but the temp is hovering around 32 and it could turn to freezing rain.   Bleh!


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Reply #2045 on: March 18, 2017, 04:24:46 PM
Lois - could you please send some of your warmth up our way?  Thank you.

MintJulie - - maybe you and I can venture South and stay at Lois'.  Just beware of the beds that have handcuffs attached to the headboard.  ;D

Snow has all but melted by us.  Just cold and damp now.

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Reply #2046 on: March 18, 2017, 04:30:27 PM
Chance of more snow......1" to 3".......
Definitely going to rain later today.
Temperature is about 30 degrees right now.

Love,
Liz


Pretty much the same here.....1 - 3" of snow today, changes over to rain and sleet.....and then back to snow tonight and tomorrow morning with maybe 2" or 3" more.



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Reply #2047 on: March 18, 2017, 06:40:56 PM
I just got back from Phoenix. It was in the 90's all week.



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Reply #2048 on: March 18, 2017, 07:11:59 PM
21, 22, 26 inches?  You ladies sure know how to hurt our egos.  ;D ;D

21 inches = 3 Perfect Guys  :sign_a+:

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As for what's the weather -- it's Alberta in March. Therefore, up and down like a whore's drawers on payday.

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Reply #2049 on: March 23, 2017, 07:01:40 AM
Lois - could you please send some of your warmth up our way?  Thank you.

MintJulie - - maybe you and I can venture South and stay at Lois'.  Just beware of the beds that have handcuffs attached to the headboard.  ;D

Snow has all but melted by us.  Just cold and damp now.


It cooled off today.  Hopefully the heat moved your way!



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Reply #2050 on: March 24, 2017, 03:34:39 PM
It has, thank you.  Almost 60 this morning when we walked the dog and it may even reach 70.

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Reply #2051 on: March 24, 2017, 03:52:46 PM
It has, thank you.  Almost 60 this morning when we walked the dog and it may even reach 70.

It had better get to Detroit quick!

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Reply #2052 on: March 24, 2017, 04:17:23 PM
Better fucking weather on its way!  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #2053 on: March 24, 2017, 07:05:21 PM
Better fucking weather on its way!  :emot_kiss:

Lois, what is the best "fucking" weather?  I'd think any weather is good. ;D

MintJulie - warmer temps on the way but alas, also rain.  But really nice today.

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Reply #2054 on: March 30, 2017, 06:22:46 PM
Fucking non stop rain.



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Reply #2055 on: March 30, 2017, 07:10:17 PM
Fucking non stop rain.

From 2:30am til 8am - one T-storm after another.  Now, just rain.

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Reply #2056 on: March 30, 2017, 08:33:36 PM
Now the sun is out, wind is low, birds chirping...  :facepalm:



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Reply #2057 on: March 30, 2017, 09:19:44 PM
Beautiful day. Sunny and in mid 50's. But now they say maybe some snow or sleet tomorrow night. Make up your mind Mama Nature!



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Reply #2058 on: April 03, 2017, 04:15:29 PM
Fucking flurries over night. So, I woke to a slight layer of snow on the ground. 1C right now. Supposed to get to 8C this afternoon.That means the sidewalks will be a mess when I walk the dog this afternoon. Soggy doggy. Yuck.

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Reply #2059 on: April 08, 2017, 06:12:48 PM
Wow!  Predicted high for today in Minneapolis is 75.  Many years we still have winter into April.


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