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Reply #540 on: January 31, 2014, 07:16:19 AM
Sounds like an excuse for a PARTY!

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Break out the fukin margeritas dang it!!!!!

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Reply #541 on: January 31, 2014, 11:15:27 AM

Two nights ago it was 19F in Dallas as I drove home at 3am.  Tonight, it's NICE outside!

Oh, wait.... I'm still in TEXASS!  Forget that!



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Reply #542 on: January 31, 2014, 12:27:09 PM
A few more inches of snow to deal with yesterday.  The weather maker timed it for the morning commute.  Damn, I love being retired and watching the back-ups on TV.  Still had to take care of my own walks.  I'm learning why they tell old ppl not to go out and shovel.  This is the first year I've had trouble dealing with it.  Oh well, at least I'm still above ground to deal with it.  Had couple days in the teens and 20s.  Starting out at 9 below with a high of 7 for today.  About normal for this time of year. 

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Reply #543 on: January 31, 2014, 01:49:05 PM
"Mommy, where's the snow?"

"Mommy, it's spring, right?"

"Mommy, will you put the swings back in the garden?"

GIVE US BACK OUR FOOKIN WINTER, YOU THIEVES!!!



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Reply #544 on: February 01, 2014, 02:52:46 AM
"Mommy, where's the snow?"

"Mommy, it's spring, right?"

"Mommy, will you put the swings back in the garden?"

GIVE US BACK OUR FOOKIN WINTER, YOU THIEVES!!!


Bexy - I will be very glad to send you ours. Both the snow and the cold. 8)

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Reply #545 on: February 06, 2014, 12:12:05 PM

Well, for crissakes DON'T SEND IT DOWN HERE, Watcher!  Bexy needs it more than we do.

It was fucking 16F as I drove home just now, VERY light snow part of the way home and more on the way just past daybreak.  I think my nuts sucked all the way back up into my abdomen.

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Reply #546 on: February 06, 2014, 03:27:03 PM
Thursday...we are now in between snow storms "waiting".
Yesterday's storm dumped 10.5 inches total here (NJ).
Today it's like 10 degrees (which is like summer in Fargo ND).... :D
So, we are now waiting for storm number two which is suppose to dump another 12 inches here over the weekend or so.
Then after storm number two, we have storm number three coming behind that.
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Reply #547 on: February 06, 2014, 03:48:08 PM
  I think my nuts sucked all the way back up into my abdomen.

Mmmm.  I bet I could suck them back down.



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Reply #548 on: February 06, 2014, 11:18:05 PM
  I think my nuts sucked all the way back up into my abdomen.

Mmmm.  I bet I could suck them back down.

...but would you want to...??? :roll:

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Reply #549 on: February 06, 2014, 11:21:04 PM
  I think my nuts sucked all the way back up into my abdomen.

Mmmm.  I bet I could suck them back down.

...but would you want to...??? :roll:

Maybe she could shoot them off.!!!!
LOL
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Reply #550 on: February 06, 2014, 11:29:05 PM
  I think my nuts sucked all the way back up into my abdomen.

Mmmm.  I bet I could suck them back down.

...but would you want to...??? :roll:



Maybe she could shoot them off.!!!!
LOL
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...better wait until they drop - or else he will be "gut shot"... :'(

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Reply #551 on: February 06, 2014, 11:39:42 PM
OK, this morning Minneapolis woke up to the 37th day for below zero F temps.  January was rated as the coldest in 30 years.  We've had colder temps (as much as 40 below) but the sustained cold has been over the top even for Minnesota.  Could be another year with no spring, just goes from winter to summer. 

Then there's this:

GOD AND MINNESOTA
 
On the sixth day God turned to the Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today, I am going to create a land called Minnesota. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty; a land of 10,000 beautiful lakes, each one full of fish. It shall have tall majestic pines, peacefully flowing rivers, landscapes full of buffalo, tall grass, and eagles, beautiful blue skies, forests full of bear, elk and moose, and rich farmland." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper and they shall be known as a most friendly people; people who practice being Minnesota Nice every day." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Minnesotans?" "Not really," replied God. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them."

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Reply #552 on: February 07, 2014, 03:20:37 PM
I hear you msslave.  They say we are in our  9th coldest winter in 144 years by us, with 40 days in a row of having snow on the ground.  Keep thinking summer.  8)

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Reply #553 on: February 09, 2014, 12:53:21 AM
Gales and lashing rain at the moment... some minor roads flooded round my area... nothing like the terrible conditions in Somerset with 60 square miles of mainly farmland still under water after four weeks and getting worse all the time... and the Devon and Cornwall areas very badly hit by the storms...

Thinking of all those in danger and evacuated from their homes...

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Reply #554 on: February 09, 2014, 01:12:21 AM
Gales and lashing rain at the moment... some minor roads flooded round my area... nothing like the terrible conditions in Somerset with 60 square miles of mainly farmland still under water after four weeks and getting worse all the time... and the Devon and Cornwall areas very badly hit by the storms...

Thinking of all those in danger and evacuated from their homes...

vinney

The difference between an English Summer and an English Winter.??
The rain is colder in the winter.

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Reply #555 on: February 09, 2014, 01:18:48 AM
Gales and lashing rain at the moment... some minor roads flooded round my area... nothing like the terrible conditions in Somerset with 60 square miles of mainly farmland still under water after four weeks and getting worse all the time... and the Devon and Cornwall areas very badly hit by the storms...

Thinking of all those in danger and evacuated from their homes...

vinney


The difference between an English Summer and an English Winter.??
The rain is colder in the winter.

Love,
Liz


Just more of it in winter Liz... least I think so...!!

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Reply #556 on: February 09, 2014, 05:49:23 PM
We've now had over 40 days where the temps have started out in below 0 F. temps.  Long range forcasts (guesses) call for 30s and 40s in a week or so.

Even our cats are feeling the pain.  They like going outside, but only when it's warm and never in snow.  Thur. & Fri. we had single digit temps, but bright sun and as it gets higher in the sky it's feeling warmer.  Our male cat meowed at me on Friday afternoon and had me follow him to the back door, where he started meowing again.  Ok, fine I told him.  Take a look for yourself.  Opening the door for him, he stepped onto the porch and sat down to survey the situation.  After about a minute, he came back in, looking dejected.  Guess like the groundhog, he saw his shadow and realized there's lots of winter left.

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Reply #557 on: February 09, 2014, 07:49:21 PM
yea....It's 30 degrees here!!!
The sun is actually out.
It's beautiful today......Unfortunately the bastard weatherman says its going to snow by 6PM tonight.
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Reply #558 on: February 10, 2014, 01:35:29 AM

Regarding Minnesota (spoken with a strong Nordic accent):

"Ohhh, loook Lars, here's someplace that's just as cold and shitty as home.  Let's move here!"


light snow forecast for Dallas on Tuesday again... <bang head>

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Reply #559 on: February 10, 2014, 04:26:09 PM
Monday morning....snow stoped again...start shoveling again "sigh".
Will it ever end?
Another storm due on Thursday...Oh Joy.....
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