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Offline MissBarbara

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Reply #460 on: January 07, 2014, 02:05:43 PM
Quote from: joan1984 on January 07, 2014, 12:56:07 PM

You will never see a polar vortex, because the NY Times is up here, and won't care to make up a good name for any South Pole weather event, having succeeded their goal for removing Freon from industrial use,with South Pole mumbo jumbo, back in the Clinton administration, since determined irrelevant to climate change.
Refrigerator manufacturers sold lots of new ones, and people were forced to dump their older cars, which no longer worked for AC.

Change... poof!

The North Pole vortex, a change in the jet stream where it cannot ID the Canada/US border, so brings some Canadian weather to us, comes at an opportune time, as 2014 legislation on climate change works its way through many State legislatures, and languishes in the US House, as it should.

As the Senate gets around to returning from vacation, this too shall pass.



I agree, and I'd take it a step further.

I spent about an hour in the so-called Polar Vortex this morning, and that experience demonstrated this is yet another example of the liberal media suppressing the real story -- Global Warming is a complete myth! -- in favor of a story invented out of whole cloth to support their agenda.

As you point out, the alleged Polar Vortex illegally and criminally crossed that U.S.-Canadian border without any form of documentation. And yet, once in this country, it was neither arrested nor sent back, but accepted here without question. This is clearly a metaphor for the way in which our Socialist-Marxist-Communist-Kenyan-Muslim president plans to foist complete amnesty for all illegal immigrants currently in the U.S. upon the American people.

You heard it here first!





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Reply #461 on: January 07, 2014, 02:56:20 PM
There is no such thing as a weather event, they are media events nowadays.


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Reply #462 on: January 07, 2014, 03:03:35 PM
Where the hell is AlGore and his global warming?  Even in the
antarctic summer, the ice is getting thicker.  We now have to go rescue the idiots studying global warming down there.

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Reply #463 on: January 07, 2014, 03:10:43 PM
I think global warming means that winters will be harsher and summers hotter.  Anyway, we have warmed up some in Chi-beria.  Only -10 now.  But sunny.  Just think of all the ladies walking around with pokies in the South...GC, you can warm me up anytime. 8) 8)

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Reply #464 on: January 07, 2014, 04:27:19 PM
Factoring in the wind chill we had -39 Celsius this morning. Fuck!

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Reply #465 on: January 07, 2014, 04:45:32 PM
Quote from: Grm on January 07, 2014, 02:56:20 PM

There is no such thing as a weather event, they are media events nowadays.



Exactly. The current "weather event" occuring in the U.S. can be described with one word: Winter.





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Reply #466 on: January 07, 2014, 04:49:16 PM


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Reply #467 on: January 07, 2014, 04:54:28 PM
Woos to Barb & Joan.  After "global warming" couldn't be proved "they" changed it to climate change to cover our "polar events".
We may get above 32 on the weekend...a Jan. thaw.  As they say up here if you don't like the weather just wait a couple days.

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Reply #468 on: January 07, 2014, 05:00:12 PM


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Reply #469 on: January 07, 2014, 05:01:28 PM
Quote from: msslave on January 07, 2014, 04:54:28 PM

Woos to Barb & Joan.  After "global warming" couldn't be proved "they" changed it to climate change to cover our "polar events".



Please -- please! -- tell me that you understand that what I wrote is satrical.





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Reply #470 on: January 07, 2014, 05:09:44 PM
Half & half.  I did have a tip of my tongue in my cheek.  I fee both sides of the argument are throwing out too much conjecture and not enough proven facts.  I think the results of the various studies are skewed by whatever group is paying for the study.  Scientists need to keep their employers happy too.

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Reply #471 on: January 07, 2014, 05:44:55 PM
Temp here right now is:  7 degrees (F) with wind chill it's -14 degrees (F).
And about the above comments, The earth goes through cyclic patterns of above normal temp and below normal temps about every ten years (thats normal) but the crap that we are dumping into the air now has changed that pattern. If we can ever return to a normal cyclic pattern is very doubtful.
Rising temps and who to blame and what you want to call it is a moot point, the temps are rising and "we" are to blame for it, like it or not it, thats the way it is.
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Reply #472 on: January 07, 2014, 05:46:28 PM
We're at -3°F  with wind chill at -24°F

No warm up until tomorrow morning at the earliest.


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Reply #473 on: January 07, 2014, 07:26:50 PM
Miss B, do you write for the Onion now?

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Reply #474 on: January 07, 2014, 07:29:58 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on January 07, 2014, 07:26:50 PM

Miss B, do you write for the Onion now?



Katie, that might be the biggest compliment anyone has ever paid me!





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Reply #475 on: January 07, 2014, 09:29:12 PM
Fuck winter!!! And fuck you to all you motherfuckers living somewhere warm!!! Fuck!!!! >:(

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Reply #476 on: January 07, 2014, 09:38:59 PM
Guess What??
I like Snow........I like to Snow Shoe.
I like sitting by the fireplace.
And...I like working outside.!!
I HATE working or the idea of working in an office building.
 :D
Suck It Up.....Winter comes and goes every year.
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Reply #477 on: January 07, 2014, 10:23:02 PM
We've been having autumn temps here for two weeks already. Mother nature is completely out of whack. Trees are starting to sprout when they shouldn't. If it's the same weird scenario as last year, winter will hit us hard in February and it will freeze till the end of March (not normal for my country), spring will be skipped and suddenly summer's there. And I like spring!


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Reply #478 on: January 07, 2014, 10:26:41 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on January 07, 2014, 09:38:59 PM
Suck It Up.....Winter comes and goes every year.


Nah, I'd rather just sulk and whine

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Reply #479 on: January 08, 2014, 12:28:56 PM
Balmy start to the morning.  Only 7 below.  Forcast to be in the 30s by the weekend.  What they like to call a January thaw.  Still at least three months or more of winter, tho'.  With the warm weekend ahead, I'm hoping to go take some pictures of Trumpeter Swans.  Have a good day everyone.  A break is in sight.

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