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Reply #3820 on: December 10, 2020, 10:15:36 PM

They are calling for that dreaded four letter word.

Wind?  Heat?   Rain?  Hail?  Warm?  Calm?  Cold?

I would never consider "heat" a dreaded four letter word.   8)

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Reply #3821 on: December 10, 2020, 11:00:21 PM
It's the S word. We shudder every time it's uttered.

S**W...worse than hearing an F-bomb. :facepalm:

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Reply #3822 on: December 11, 2020, 01:34:51 AM

Deny all you want ma'am. The white s**t will come and shoveling will be required.

Ma'am?  Did you just call me ma'am?  Oh, boy, you better watch your step around me mister.  I'm about to slap a boo on you. Ma'am.  What kind of b.s. is that?  Ma'am? SMDH!   I'll show you ma'am. 

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Reply #3823 on: December 11, 2020, 03:20:27 PM
Watcher hands our beloved Sheriff a glass of her favorite bourbon to calm her down... ;D ;D

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Reply #3824 on: December 11, 2020, 04:06:18 PM
msslave ships out a bottle of rare bourbon to avoid another BOO.

Ma'am...what was I thinking. :facepalm:
I know how I react when some whipper snapper calls me "young fella"!

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Reply #3825 on: December 12, 2020, 02:36:52 PM
I like it when it snows here.  It never sticks around long enough for me to curse it.



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Reply #3826 on: December 12, 2020, 05:59:15 PM
I like it when it snows here.  It never sticks around long enough for me to curse it.

Lois, I love the hot summers up here, but they never stick around long enough for me to curse the heat.  8)

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Reply #3827 on: December 16, 2020, 05:06:05 PM
That dreaded four letter word  is now on our sidewalks and grass.

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Reply #3828 on: December 16, 2020, 08:22:32 PM
Started around 10-10:30, about 4 hours ago.  It was light at first, now extremely heavy snow and about 4 inches now.  It’s supposed to snow into the early morning tomorrow.

This is already more than we got all last winter.



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Reply #3829 on: December 16, 2020, 11:15:22 PM

We got a little more than a dusting.   I heard 20 miles south got almost 2".

Dan was all anxious to fire up the snow blower.  I said, "Have fun."  He asked Siri what the temperature was.  With windchill it's 18 degrees.  Not that cold but colder than it has been since last year.  He grimaced a bit and said, "Well then, let's hope it melts tomorrow."   

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Reply #3830 on: December 16, 2020, 11:58:16 PM
It switched to freezing rain the last couple hours.  My phone claims it's still snowing.

It's an icky mess out there, not the nice snow I wanted.  Tonight that icky mess will freeze, then be covered by more snow.  I'm sure shoveling will be joyful.



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Reply #3831 on: December 17, 2020, 04:59:49 AM
Might lose some branches on the evergreen and holly trees.  Some that I can see are hanging 6-8 feet lower than usual heavy with ice.



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Reply #3832 on: December 17, 2020, 05:12:55 AM
Might lose some branches on the evergreen and holly trees.  Some that I can see are hanging 6-8 feet lower than usual heavy with ice.

Used to love that look.  We would get freezing rain and all the trees and bare branches would get coated in ice.  Was always so beautiful to look at.




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Reply #3833 on: December 17, 2020, 08:05:18 AM
Might lose some branches on the evergreen and holly trees.  Some that I can see are hanging 6-8 feet lower than usual heavy with ice.

Used to love that look.  We would get freezing rain and all the trees and bare branches would get coated in ice.  Was always so beautiful to look at.



I like that too, makes things seem magical.  That is until you realize your dog fence is smashed nearly to the ground by broken limbs; that’s happened twice in different storm.  I just piled more brush at both places, and my German Shepherd thinks she can’t get out.  It’s mostly psychological for her; she could if she tried.  The couple time she did get out through an open gate, she ran to the front door to scratch to get back in.

Once on the DC beltway right after an ice storm, I came over a rise to see the Mormon Temple framed by ice covered trees.  It looked otherworldly like something out of Tolkien.



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Reply #3834 on: December 17, 2020, 12:45:15 PM

Ice storms are so beautiful to look at.  But they can be so destructive. 

I can just imagine the church view you had Jed_.  Sounds amazing.

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Reply #3835 on: December 23, 2020, 12:37:58 PM
Minnesotans who love a white Christmas may get their wish. Winter storm warnings out for this afternoon and tonight. For Twin Cities, 6 - 8 inches of snow with high winds. West of the metro area will be serious travel. Wide open farm land, snow and wind will create blizzard conditions. This is likely followed by cold temps.

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Reply #3836 on: December 23, 2020, 03:28:26 PM
I am glad to hear you may have a white Christmas. We are just going to have below freezing temps for the highs tomorrow and on Christmas Day.  8)


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Reply #3837 on: December 23, 2020, 05:17:56 PM

I was planning on going to Midnight Mass at my local parish tomorrow night. The church is about a 10 block walk from where I live.

Right now they're predicting that at that time the temperature will be close to 60 degrees, and there will be a monsoon-like rainstorm, with wind gusts as high as 70 mph and more than 2" of rain.

I'm currently re-thinking my plans...







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Reply #3838 on: December 23, 2020, 05:24:23 PM
I'm hoping we won't get hit too hard in the metro area. Map shows worst of the storm to be west of us.

Temps will take a huge drop. Mild 40 degrees now...very unseasonal. Will drop below zero by tomorrow morning.

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Reply #3839 on: December 23, 2020, 07:45:47 PM
MissB - we are currently in the mid-50s, sunny with very strong wind gusts. One less cold winter day.  8)

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