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Offline MintJulie

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Reply #5240 on: Today at 01:53:11 PM


When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's amoray.

When you ace your last tests like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

When paternity tests, lead to ratings success, that’s a Maury.

When your choc-o-late graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?


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Reply #5241 on: Today at 08:52:33 PM
 ;D ;D ;D

Princess, would you like to see it light up and hum when I wave it about