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Offline msslave

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Reply #5220 on: January 05, 2025, 12:15:08 AM
How do NBA players stay so cool when they're playing on the court?




They have lots of fans. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Reply #5221 on: January 05, 2025, 12:17:09 AM
Hey Bob, congratulations on Minnesota’s bowl win. But I have decided that mayonnaise is the most horrible sponsor of any bowl. They’re no good mayonnaise jokes. You can’t eat a lot of mayonnaise without getting sick. And dumping a bucket of mayonnaise on the poor head coaches should be outlawed.

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Reply #5222 on: January 05, 2025, 01:53:12 AM
Yes nothing good can come from that name/sponsor.

Still ... WE WON!!!

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Reply #5223 on: January 08, 2025, 11:59:55 AM


Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive through the cold weather.

Bear: I've got a great idea. We can just sleep until spring.

Goose: So... you don't want to hear migrate plan?



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Reply #5224 on: January 08, 2025, 02:00:10 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on January 08, 2025, 11:59:55 AM


Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive through the cold weather.

Bear: I've got a great idea. We can just sleep until spring.

Goose: So... you don't want to hear migrate plan?

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Reply #5225 on: January 09, 2025, 12:14:00 AM
Quote from: purpleshoes on January 03, 2025, 12:02:38 PM


Don't forget snow in Minnesota and Wisconsin. Gotta justify having those heated seats.  ;D

Hear, hear!!  toasty buns 😁


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Reply #5226 on: January 21, 2025, 02:54:24 AM
What do you call a lesbian with braces?   


A box cutter!


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Reply #5227 on: January 21, 2025, 05:01:47 AM
Quote from: Littlebit on January 21, 2025, 02:54:24 AM
What do you call a lesbian with braces?   


A box cutter!

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Reply #5228 on: January 21, 2025, 06:20:58 PM
Last night I found a $20 in the parking lot.

So I asked myself what would Jesus do?






So I turned it into wine. 🍷


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Reply #5229 on: January 23, 2025, 02:37:18 AM
I hate jokes about german sausages.

They are the wurst.


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Reply #5230 on: January 23, 2025, 04:32:46 PM
Hey fellas, what are the two most important holes on my body??

Not those two you perverts, always thinking with your minds in the gutter. They're my nostrils so I can breath while sucking your dick!


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Reply #5231 on: January 23, 2025, 04:55:21 PM
Woo my naughty POTY.

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Reply #5232 on: January 26, 2025, 08:49:05 PM
You know, FedEx and UPS are merging. They're gonna call themselves fed up.

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Reply #5233 on: January 28, 2025, 06:31:32 PM
So I was at a friends house and her son asked me.  What does a woman and a swimming pool have in common.   

What I said.


They both cost a lot to maintain

For the amount of time that you’re in them.


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Reply #5234 on: January 29, 2025, 11:33:29 PM
This morning Allan made us coffee, and after I took a few sips, he asked, "how do you like it?"

"From behind with my hair in your fist" was not the answer he was expecting


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Reply #5235 on: January 29, 2025, 11:47:14 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 29, 2025, 11:33:29 PM

"From behind with my hair in your fist" was not the answer he was expecting.


Woo.

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Reply #5236 on: January 30, 2025, 12:51:45 AM
I too will WOO that. :emot_kiss:

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Reply #5237 on: January 30, 2025, 05:23:35 AM
You know how to tell if the guy you're with has a foot fetish?

. . .

When you say "Wow, look at the pair on her!", he looks down.

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Reply #5238 on: January 30, 2025, 05:27:55 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on January 29, 2025, 11:33:29 PM
This morning Allan made us coffee, and after I took a few sips, he asked, "how do you like it?"

"From behind with my hair in your fist" was not the answer he was expecting
Definitely a "woo" from me, too!


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Reply #5239 on: January 30, 2025, 11:59:49 AM


When the moon hits your eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore.

When you swim in the sea, and an eel bites your knee, that's amoray.



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