Amish hand warming
An Amish mother and daughter are driving their buggy home during the winter when the daughter starts complaining about how cold her hands are on the reins.
The mother tells her daughter to put her hands between her legs and close her legs tightly, her hands warmed up in no time.
Two weeks later the daughter and her beau are in the buggy on their way home from the gospel singing when the boyfriend also starts complaining of cold hands on the reins. She explains her mothers great way of hand warming and spreads her legs invitingly. In next to no time his hands are lovely and warm. Unfortunately, by now his nose and cheeks are also feeling very cold. “No problem.” She says and he gratefully slides his face into her warmth. Finally, his face is warmed up again and he thanks her very much. His only problem is that now, with the position he’d had to get in to warm his face, his penis has gotten so cold it has frozen stiff!
“I’m sure we can fix that!” She said happily and, getting him to lie back on the buggy seat, she swung her leg over and proceeded to warm the frozen part.
The very next week she is on her way home with her mother again.
“You seem a little pensive my dear” says the mother “ is there a problem?”
“Hmmm,” says the daughter “you know those penis thingies?”
“Yeeesss?” said the mother slowly, not liking the way this conversation is going.
“Do they always make such a mess when they thaw out?!
