It was a sunny afternoon when Jesus and Moses were playing golf. They walked up to a hole with a water hazard. Jesus says to Moses, "Give me my driver." Moses replies, "You better play a wedge and lay up." Jesus answers, "I saw Arnold Palmer drive this green just last week." So, Moses hands him his driver. Jesus hits the ball and it flies straight into the pond. Jesus tells Moses, "Go get my ball." Moses wades out into the hazard and retrieves the ball.
Jesus again says, "Moses, give me my driver." Moses gives him a strange look and answers, "You just hit it into the water. You better play a wedge and lay up." Jesus again says., "I saw Arnold Palmer drive this green last week." Moses again hands him the driver. Jesus hits the ball and it drops right into the pond. Jesus tells Moses to go get his ball. Again, Moses wades out into the water and brings the ball back.
Moses then tells Jesus, "You better play the wedge and lay up." Jesus answers, "Nope, give me my driver. Arnold Palmer drove this green last week." Moses hands him the driver and says, "Ok, but don't say I didn't warn you." Jesus takes his swing and sure enough, right back into the hazard. He looks to Moses and before he could say anything Moses says, "Oh no, I told you to lay up three times. You go get your own damn ball."
So, Jesus walks out on top of the water to retrieve his ball. Just then another couple walks up. The man looks at Jesus, then and Moses, and says, "Who the hell does he think he is, Jesus Christ?" Moses looks at the man sternly and answers, "No, he thinks he's Arnold Palmer!"