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Offline GEMINIGUY

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Reply #2440 on: May 01, 2014, 07:03:30 AM
That speaks volumes, Liz... ;-)

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Reply #2441 on: May 01, 2014, 06:09:47 PM
Quote from: Geminiguy on May 01, 2014, 07:03:30 AM
That speaks volumes, Liz... ;-)

NO IT DOES NOT!!!
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Reply #2442 on: May 02, 2014, 12:02:08 AM
Sure it does. You said "BLOW THIS". Now we know the truth. :P

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Reply #2443 on: May 02, 2014, 01:55:47 AM
Quote from: Geminiguy on May 02, 2014, 12:02:08 AM
Sure it does. You said "BLOW THIS". Now we know the truth. :P

LOL....as a repeated quote "You Don't Know Jack".......LOL
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Reply #2444 on: May 02, 2014, 04:03:52 AM
Is Jack your real name? ;-)

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Reply #2445 on: May 02, 2014, 09:57:18 PM
BURIAL PLANS

A man and woman were married for many years.  Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night.  The old man would shout, "When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!"
 
Neighbors feared him.  The old man liked the fact that he was feared.  Then one evening, he died, when he was 98.  After the burial,  her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, "Aren't you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?"
 

 
(HERE IT COMES!!!)
 
 
 
The wife said,  " Let him dig.  I had him buried upside down...and I know he won't ask for directions."

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Reply #2446 on: May 02, 2014, 10:02:49 PM
Who's he going to ask directions from anyways??? :P

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Reply #2447 on: May 04, 2014, 06:40:29 PM
There was a man who lost one of his arms in an accident. He became very depressed because he loved to play golf. One day in his despair, he decided to commit suicide.

He got on an elevator and went to the top of a building to jump off. He was standing on the ledge looking down and saw this man down on the sidewalk skipping along, whooping and kicking up his heels.

He  looked closer and saw that this man didn't have any arms at all.

He started thinking, "What am I doing up here feeling sorry for myself? I still have one good arm to do things with." He thought "There goes a man with no arms skipping down the sidewalk so happy, and going on with his life."

He hurried down to the sidewalk and caught up with the man with no arms. He told him how glad he was to see him because he lost one of his arms and felt useless and was going to kill himself. He thanked him for saving his life and said he knew he could make it with one arm if the guy could go on with no arms.

The man with no arms began dancing and whooping and kicking up his heels again.

He asked, "Why are you so happy anyway?"

He said, "I'm NOT happy. My balls itch."

Heart-warming stories like this just make me want to cry...

I thought I was into bestiality and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Reply #2448 on: May 05, 2014, 03:02:37 PM
THE GOOD DOCTOR

 

A flat-chested young lady read an article in a magazine that stated

Dr. Bumbutu in Africa could enlarge your breasts without surgery.  So,

she decided to go to Dr. Bumbutu to see if he could help her.

 

Dr. Bumbutu advised her, "Every day after your shower, rub your chest

and say, 'Scooby doobie doobies,

I want

 bigger boobies!"

 

She did this faithfully for several months, and to her utter amazement

she grew a terrific D-cup rack!

 

One morning she was running late, got on the bus, and in a panic

realized she had forgotten her morning ritual.

Frightened she might lose her lovely boobs if she didn't recite the

little rhyme, she stood right there in the middle aisle of the

 bus

closed her eyes and said, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger

boobies."

 

A guy sitting nearby looked at her and asked, "Are you a patient of Dr

Bumbutu's?"

 

Yes I am.  How did you know?

 

He winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock . . ."

I thought I was into bestiality and necrophilia until I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

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Reply #2449 on: May 05, 2014, 05:36:17 PM
lol Crazy people!

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Reply #2450 on: May 05, 2014, 08:03:54 PM
Thecia!  What's the rest of the rhyme?  It may help me. :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2451 on: May 07, 2014, 06:28:28 PM
Italian Virginity test


Mario is planning to marry and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.

His doctor says, "Mario, all the Italian men I know use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit¦ a small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Mario asks, "So, what do I do with these things, doc?

The doctor replies, "Before you climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.

If she says, 'That's the strangest pair of balls I've ever seen!', ...you hit her with the shovel.

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Reply #2452 on: May 07, 2014, 07:45:13 PM
Drunk people go through STOP signs


High people stop and wait for it to turn green!

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Reply #2453 on: May 08, 2014, 12:34:27 AM
Actually happened at the local McDonald's.
Car with three guys goes through the drive through.
They order 300 cheeseburgers, and 1 diet coke.
Restaurant calls the police instead, all three arrested for being under the influence of a narcotic.
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Reply #2454 on: May 08, 2014, 02:56:59 PM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 08, 2014, 12:34:27 AM
Actually happened at the local McDonald's.
Car with three guys goes through the drive through.
They order 300 cheeseburgers, and 1 diet coke.
Restaurant calls the police instead, all three arrested for being under the influence of a narcotic.
Love,
Liz


Must of have happened in Colorado!

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Reply #2455 on: May 09, 2014, 11:15:43 PM
In a Chicago  hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to  get into the men's restroom, but it had always  been occupied.
A nurse noticed his  predicament. 

Sir, she said  ' You may use the ladies room if you promise not  to touch any of the buttons on the wall.'

He did what he needed to, and as he  sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised  not to touch.
Each button was identified by  letters: WW , WA , PP, and a red one labeled  ATR..

Who would know if he touched  them?

He couldn't resist.. He pushed WW.  Warm water was sprayed gently upon his  bottom

What a nice feeling, he thought.  Men's restrooms don't have nice things like  this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he  pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm  water, gently drying his underside.

When  this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large  powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile  scent of spring flower to this unbelievable  pleasure.. The ladies restroom was more than a  restroom, it is tender loving  pleasure.

When the powder puff completed  its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR  button which he knew would be supreme  ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his  eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was  staring down at him.

'What happened?' he  exclaimed. The last thing I remember was pushing  the ATR button.

'The button ATR is an  Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your  pillow.'

MEN NEVER  LISTEN

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Reply #2456 on: May 10, 2014, 12:11:23 AM
An oldie but a great oldie... :emot_laughing:

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Reply #2457 on: May 10, 2014, 06:34:04 AM
WHAT THE HELL GOOD DOES HIS PENIS DO HIM UNDER HIS PILLOW?!? ;-)

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Reply #2458 on: May 10, 2014, 07:18:51 AM
Quote from: Geminiguy on May 10, 2014, 06:34:04 AM
WHAT THE HELL GOOD DOES HIS PENIS DO HIM UNDER HIS PILLOW?!? ;-)
he's all set for the dick fairy.

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Reply #2459 on: May 10, 2014, 07:24:32 AM
And what's the "dick fairy" going to give him(her)? ;-)

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