> A bit naughty but funny.....
> Subject: No Sense of Humor examples:
>
> A woman in labor is screaming profanity at her husband from her hospital bed. He says, "Hey,
> don't blame me! I wanted to stick it in your ass but NOOOOO, you said that might hurt!"
>
>
> I spent $5,000 on a boob job for the wife. She was delighted. I spent another $2,000 on a nose
> job for her. She was ecstatic. I spent $2,000 on liposuction for her and she couldn't thank me
> enough! But I spend 50 bucks on a blowjob for myself and she goes fucking nuts!!! Women, I
> can't figure them out!
>
>
> A mother in law said to her son's wife when their baby was born, I don't mean to be rude but he
> doesn't look anything like my son. The daughter-in-law lifted her skirt and said I don't mean to
> be rude either, but this is a pussy...not a fucking photo-copier.
>
>
> I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like; "I'm tired, I'm washing
> my hair, I've got a headache, I'm your sister...
>
>
> Dear Dr. Phil,
> I was watching my next door neighbor's wife sunbathing topless from my bedroom window. As I
> was jerking off I turned to notice my wife was just standing there, arms folded...watching me. Is
> she a pervert or what?