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Offline msslave

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Reply #5220 on: January 05, 2025, 12:15:08 AM
How do NBA players stay so cool when they're playing on the court?




They have lots of fans. :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Reply #5221 on: January 05, 2025, 12:17:09 AM
Hey Bob, congratulations on Minnesota’s bowl win. But I have decided that mayonnaise is the most horrible sponsor of any bowl. They’re no good mayonnaise jokes. You can’t eat a lot of mayonnaise without getting sick. And dumping a bucket of mayonnaise on the poor head coaches should be outlawed.

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Reply #5222 on: January 05, 2025, 01:53:12 AM
Yes nothing good can come from that name/sponsor.

Still ... WE WON!!!

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Reply #5223 on: January 08, 2025, 11:59:55 AM


Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive through the cold weather.

Bear: I've got a great idea. We can just sleep until spring.

Goose: So... you don't want to hear migrate plan?




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Reply #5224 on: January 08, 2025, 02:00:10 PM


Fox: Winter is here. We need a plan to survive through the cold weather.

Bear: I've got a great idea. We can just sleep until spring.

Goose: So... you don't want to hear migrate plan?

lol!

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Reply #5225 on: January 09, 2025, 12:14:00 AM


Don't forget snow in Minnesota and Wisconsin. Gotta justify having those heated seats.  ;D

Hear, hear!!  toasty buns 😁