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Reply #300 on: September 22, 2017, 03:08:30 AM
Please keep your hands and arms inside the ride and remain seated at all times. Hang on to your personal belongings, especially your hats and glasses, "cause this here's the wildest ride in the world!" For safety, you should be in good health and free of high blood pressure, heart, back or neck problems, motion sickness, or other problems that could be aggravated by this adventure. Expectant mothers should not ride. Supervise children at all times.


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Reply #301 on: November 08, 2017, 05:11:31 AM
I love the pink meat, more flavor especially with a little hair wrapped around it.


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Reply #302 on: November 09, 2017, 04:45:06 PM
Quote from: trapper on November 08, 2017, 05:11:31 AM
I love the pink meat, more flavor especially with a little hair wrapped around it.

Reminded me of the classic quote by Ralph Fiennes from the Grand Budapest Hotel:

M. Gustave: [Of Mme. Celine] She was dynamite in the sack, by the way.

Zero: ...She was 84, Monsieur Gustave.

M. Gustave: Mmm, I've had older. When you're young, it's all filet steak, but as the years go by, you have to move on to the cheap cuts. Which is fine with me, because I like those. More flavorful, or so they say.


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Reply #303 on: November 14, 2019, 07:25:29 PM

I wonder if there's still time to sue Hasbro for stealing my design for the Hula Hoop?




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #304 on: September 07, 2020, 03:37:58 PM

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #305 on: September 07, 2020, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 07, 2020, 03:37:58 PM

I think this is a little short to be a real trouser snake!


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Reply #306 on: September 07, 2020, 09:21:08 PM
Quote from: Littlebit on September 07, 2020, 06:50:17 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 07, 2020, 03:37:58 PM

I think this is a little short to be a real trouser snake!





I've heard of sounding, but this is crazy.

one of the originals

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Reply #307 on: September 07, 2020, 10:36:03 PM


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Reply #308 on: September 08, 2020, 12:10:15 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 07, 2020, 10:36:03 PM



When we had "the talk," mom said it will grow bigger.

By "bigger," I though she meant something a little more lengthy than this...





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Reply #309 on: September 08, 2020, 04:35:38 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 07, 2020, 03:37:58 PM

The Butterfly Effect? Better than Mascara?


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Reply #310 on: September 08, 2020, 01:24:39 PM

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Reply #311 on: September 08, 2020, 10:12:31 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on September 08, 2020, 01:24:39 PM

Can't help but think of...


LOL. Winner winner. Chicken dinner.


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Reply #312 on: September 10, 2020, 08:12:48 PM

Come here, you sexy feathered creature.. 8)

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Reply #313 on: September 22, 2020, 01:36:05 AM
Quote from: watcher1 on September 10, 2020, 08:12:48 PM

Come here, you sexy feathered creature.. 8)

I said my eyes are up here.


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Reply #314 on: September 22, 2020, 01:38:11 AM

Kim grab the balls, I swear it'll fit in my trunk... :facepalm:


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Reply #315 on: October 02, 2020, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: Littlebit

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Reply #316 on: October 02, 2020, 04:29:15 AM


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Reply #317 on: October 09, 2020, 12:38:46 AM
Quote from: MintJulie on October 02, 2020, 03:14:51 AM
Quote from: Littlebit

"Quit blowing!"  "My eyes are beginning to buldge!"


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