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Reply #60 on: July 19, 2012, 04:58:13 PM


"I'm not your mama and I'm not your girlfriend..I'm just the woman who wants to come over and fuck your brains out every now and then.  Now come on sugar, how about one for the road before I have to get home?"



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Reply #61 on: July 19, 2012, 05:21:41 PM


"I'm not your mama and I'm not your girlfriend..I'm just the woman who wants to come over and fuck your brains out every now and then.  Now come on sugar, how about one for the road before I have to get home?"


Perfect!





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Reply #62 on: July 19, 2012, 10:15:02 PM


The grass is greener on the other side

Hay, Mister, can you give us our Frisbee back?

Tim


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Reply #63 on: July 20, 2012, 09:14:33 AM



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Reply #64 on: July 20, 2012, 10:56:30 PM


"Wow Eric, you were'nt kidding when you said  you had a new pair of sexy jeans."



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Reply #65 on: July 20, 2012, 11:00:00 PM
"Yea, pretty sure I have enough lead in my pencil to help you out"



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Reply #66 on: July 25, 2012, 03:57:54 PM


"You're so silly, I said make me, not do me."



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Reply #67 on: July 25, 2012, 04:40:34 PM


"You're so silly, I said make me, not do me."

You said it was small but thats TINY



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Reply #68 on: July 25, 2012, 08:40:19 PM


"You're so silly, I said make me, not do me."

You said it was small but thats TINY

'Don't you dare poke me in the eye with that... that thing...'

'That thing darlin' is my red hot poker...'

vinney

If you've got a cock then use it, if you're a lady abuse it.


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Reply #69 on: July 25, 2012, 08:45:45 PM


Little do you know that I already slept with your sister



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Reply #70 on: July 25, 2012, 08:58:16 PM
Woo for that Eric...awesome caption.



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Reply #71 on: July 25, 2012, 09:30:06 PM
Woo for that Eric...awesome caption.


Woo, too!




"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #72 on: August 02, 2012, 02:43:11 PM


"Hey boy take a look at me, let me dirty up your mind."  That song lyric popped into my head when I first saw this pic.



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Reply #73 on: August 03, 2012, 07:56:34 PM

"I'll have what she's having..."










"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #74 on: August 04, 2012, 12:06:48 AM


...and that's the story of where redheads come from!









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Reply #75 on: August 04, 2012, 03:20:08 PM

"I'll have what she's having..."





I can give what she's getting.








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Reply #76 on: August 05, 2012, 01:18:51 PM


Oral alcohol, my favourite non water based lube.

You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.


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Reply #77 on: August 06, 2012, 09:19:00 PM



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Reply #78 on: August 06, 2012, 09:23:48 PM
That was a good one Eric.....you're such a perv.   :emot_kiss:



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Reply #79 on: August 06, 2012, 09:27:02 PM




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