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Reply #20 on: June 13, 2012, 10:05:20 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on June 13, 2012, 07:38:06 PM

"Yes, when I said, 'Right here, right now!' I did mean that literally....





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Reply #21 on: June 13, 2012, 10:15:43 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on June 13, 2012, 07:38:06 PM



Wait, I think you might have dropped a little something right about...here let me get it


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Reply #22 on: June 13, 2012, 11:46:04 PM
Phew...

Tip of the day... never drop a little something against the wind...

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Reply #23 on: June 14, 2012, 04:19:50 PM

"You're right, you would totally fail the pencil test...."






"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #24 on: June 14, 2012, 10:08:48 PM
those feel kinda heavy need help holding them up


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Reply #25 on: June 15, 2012, 12:39:52 AM


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Reply #26 on: June 16, 2012, 04:09:38 PM
Are you so thirsty that you can't wait until after we get the bottle out again?


You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.

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Reply #27 on: June 16, 2012, 05:57:10 PM
"Ewwwww, you want me to suck what?"

The reason why women get crowsfeet is from repeatedly asking this very question.



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Reply #28 on: June 16, 2012, 05:58:59 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on June 16, 2012, 05:57:10 PM



And here I thought it would taste like chicken!


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Reply #29 on: June 19, 2012, 07:56:08 PM
Gee Sis when you told Pa you wanted to plow the field I didn't think you ment my field.


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Reply #30 on: June 19, 2012, 09:34:13 PM

"So what's it gonna be sugar,yes or no?"



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Reply #31 on: June 19, 2012, 09:39:07 PM


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Reply #32 on: June 20, 2012, 09:13:34 AM


What, so you're a man too?

You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.

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Reply #33 on: June 20, 2012, 11:21:10 PM
"Housekee... Ay Dios Mio!"


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Reply #34 on: June 21, 2012, 02:27:05 PM
"Have you seen Grandad's... Oh you have!"
« Last Edit: June 22, 2012, 01:02:35 AM by Gia1978 »

You're not inferior - It's just that everyone else is better than you.

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Reply #35 on: June 22, 2012, 02:04:07 AM


So THAT'S what it's like...









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #36 on: June 22, 2012, 02:11:41 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on June 22, 2012, 02:04:07 AM
So THAT'S what it's like...

BWAHAHAHAHA! AND A BIG, FAT WOO!


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Reply #37 on: June 22, 2012, 02:13:05 AM
Quote from: Gia1978 on June 22, 2012, 02:11:41 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on June 22, 2012, 02:04:07 AM
So THAT'S what it's like...

BWAHAHAHAHA! AND A BIG, FAT WOO!


I love the "all in a day's work" look on the blonde's face...





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Reply #38 on: June 23, 2012, 10:48:44 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on June 22, 2012, 02:04:07 AM





These new female condoms sure are comfortable, but why are they only for natural blondes?

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Reply #39 on: July 06, 2012, 05:04:20 PM
All aboard!



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