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Reply #220 on: November 17, 2013, 02:48:19 PM


Now we'll see who eats who BITCH!



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Reply #221 on: November 20, 2013, 05:20:18 AM



(Picture is from a Norwegian film abaout 2'nd WW and it  still describes todays Norwegians very good I think)
next time, either you get us a room or you don't get anything!

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Reply #222 on: November 21, 2013, 10:48:17 AM


Now we'll see who eats who BITCH!

Give me a stuffing!



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Reply #223 on: November 24, 2013, 01:55:25 PM


"Put your left tit in, take your left tit out, put both tits in and shake them all about...Do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around...that's what it's all about!"



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Reply #224 on: December 11, 2013, 08:48:42 PM

An homage to Tiny Dancer:






You put your left hand in
You put your left hand out
You put your left hand in
And you shake it all about...





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Reply #225 on: December 15, 2013, 06:15:20 PM
"Ewwwww, you want me to suck what?"

The reason why women get crowsfeet is from repeatedly asking this very question.



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Reply #226 on: December 15, 2013, 10:16:04 PM




I knew I should have washed the cum out of my hair last night!





{out of pic} No officer, I certainly didn't ask you for anal.





The Police report stated that's how he died... honestly!





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Reply #227 on: December 20, 2013, 08:00:29 PM






Growing up, Katie's family would visit naturist camps each year for their summer vacation. Going their annually with her family taught her that nudity was the most natural and normal thing in the world. It gave her a very healthy body image, and it helped her to take people as they come, and not by what they look like.

When she married Todd and they had children, she continued the tradition, hoping to instill the same positive outlook in her children. She knew that it drove Todd crazy with lust seeing her walking around naked all day yet knowing he couldn't touch her, and she did everything she could to erotically torture him. And that's because she knew, once the children were safely in bed, that she and Todd would have the most fulfilling lovemaking sessions of the year, and that she would have the most amazing orgasms of the year.

This year she invited her friend Claire along. Katie and Claire had known each other since college, and had become the closest of friends. Though they now lived far apart, they kept in constant contact with each other, sharing anything and everything. Each year they'd meet somewhere and have a long "girl's weekend." This year, knowing how much Claire adored her children, Katie invited Claire along to the naturist camp. She knew Claire wasn't shy about her body, and she hoped Claire would agree to accompany them. Claire readily agreed.

Each day they were there, Todd would watch the kids for a couple of hours so Katie and Claire could spend some time together. They quickly got used to the simple naturalness of their nakedness, and they were able to catch up and chat as if their nudity wasn't the slightest obstacle. And it wasn't.

But Claire harbored a deep secret. She was closer than a sister to Katie and they shared everything -- but it was the one thing she knew she could never, ever reveal to her. And that was the fact that Claire was completely and hopelessly in love with Katie. And Claire knew it was far deeper than the love of one close friend for another, or two sisters for each other. Claire had never been able to come to terms with her true sexuality. She enjoyed the company of men, but they didn't do much for her sexually, yet she couldn't really see herself in a long-term relationship with another woman. Except, of course, for Katie.

On this warm, sunny day, an entirely new -- and completely unexpected -- wrinkle was added to Claire's affection for Katie. Sitting there on their rafts in the lake, idly chatting about this and that, Katie suddenly realized that at that moment she felt an almost overpowering lust for Katie. Her body had reacted on its own, but react it most certainly did. Claire surreptitiously closed her legs together, so Katie wouldn't notice her flowing wetness, and she quickly came up with an excuse should Katie notice her fully erect nipples. She's not sure if she successfully hides the shiver the wracks her body caused by the conflicting combination of high arousal and a knowledge that she can never tell Katie how she truly feels about her -- neither he love for her nor her presently overwhelming lust for her.

Claire finds great comfort in the knowledge that the love they share as friends will last forever, while the sexual yearnings and erotic feelings will quickly pass.

Claire also finds great comfort in the knowledge that, that night when she slides her naked body between the cool sheets on her bed, the impossibly strong erotic feelings for Katie will again return -- and Claire will then be in a position to act upon them. 





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Reply #228 on: December 20, 2013, 10:27:17 PM
That was way Hot!  You need to continue!

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Reply #229 on: December 20, 2013, 11:44:18 PM
I agree with the guys, do continue, was like a cliffhanger ending. 

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Reply #230 on: December 20, 2013, 11:54:30 PM
Nice Miss B. More please!

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Reply #231 on: December 20, 2013, 11:56:14 PM

I agree it is hot, but it is a rather long caption



Okay, here's a shorter version for you:

Claire: "Let's fuck!"

Katie: "No thanks."

Claire: "Bummer..."

The. End.





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Reply #232 on: December 20, 2013, 11:58:11 PM

I agree it is hot, but it is a rather long caption



Okay, here's a shorter version for you:

Claire: "Let's fuck!"

Katie: "No thanks."

Claire: "Bummer..."

The. End.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!



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Reply #233 on: December 21, 2013, 12:08:22 AM

I agree it is hot, but it is a rather long caption



Okay, here's a shorter version for you:

Claire: "Let's fuck!"

Katie: "No thanks."

Claire: "Bummer..."

The. End.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!



And for those demanding the story continue...

Claire [In bed, naked between the cool sheets]

Masturbates.

Cums.

Smiles.

Falls asleep.





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #234 on: December 21, 2013, 01:07:43 AM

I agree it is hot, but it is a rather long caption



Okay, here's a shorter version for you:

Claire: "Let's fuck!"

Katie: "No thanks."

Claire: "Bummer..."

The. End.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!



And for those demanding the story continue...

Claire [In bed, naked between the cool sheets]

Masturbates.

Cums.

Smiles.

Falls asleep.





Err. Could you please repeat that (in the story section) with a LOT more detail please Miss B?

Pretty please... with chocolate sprinkles and strawberries...

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Reply #235 on: January 03, 2014, 07:25:15 PM


"I see London, I see France, I see Becca's......sweet, no panties!"



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Reply #236 on: January 04, 2014, 12:38:45 AM

I agree it is hot, but it is a rather long caption



Okay, here's a shorter version for you:

Claire: "Let's fuck!"

Katie: "No thanks."

Claire: "Bummer..."

The. End.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!



And for those demanding the story continue...

Claire [In bed, naked between the cool sheets]

Masturbates.

Cums.

Smiles.

Falls asleep.


Err. Could you please repeat that (in the story section) with a LOT more detail please Miss B?

Pretty please... with chocolate sprinkles and strawberries...









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #237 on: January 07, 2014, 04:12:55 PM
 This is going to be one of them days.xxxxx

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Reply #238 on: January 20, 2014, 03:43:48 PM



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Reply #239 on: January 20, 2014, 05:00:44 PM

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.