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Janus

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Reply #200 on: April 06, 2013, 02:37:10 AM


"Dammit Janus, that was MY cucumber you fucker!"

Hehehe....

Beat ya to it......



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Reply #201 on: October 13, 2013, 09:57:17 PM






"One if by land, and two if by sea,
And I on the opposite shore will b
e."





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #202 on: October 13, 2013, 10:07:24 PM
She is beautiful Barbara. Nice find.



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Reply #203 on: October 13, 2013, 10:09:54 PM

She is beautiful Barbara. Nice find.



She's Mellisa Clarke, and she's the nicest find on the entire interweb.





"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #204 on: October 13, 2013, 10:12:37 PM

She is beautiful Barbara. Nice find.



She's Mellisa Clarke, and she's the nicest find on the entire interweb.





So she is the largest internet object of your desire? hehehe...I can certainly see why. Wow

You have impeccable taste....... :D



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Reply #205 on: October 13, 2013, 10:17:59 PM

You.... light up my life....  ;D

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Reply #206 on: October 13, 2013, 10:20:18 PM


You.... light up my life....  ;D



Good one!





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Reply #207 on: October 13, 2013, 11:10:17 PM
That was best caption ever B....and another thing, Melissa Clarke is indeed a treasure.  I have posted several of her pics.  She always has perfect haircuts, damn her!  But in most of her pics she has on too much makeup for my taste.



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Reply #208 on: October 13, 2013, 11:18:40 PM

That was best caption ever B....and another thing, Melissa Clarke is indeed a treasure.  I have posted several of her pics.  She always has perfect haircuts, damn her!  But in most of her pics she has on too much makeup for my taste.



Yes, you have posted several pics of her, and they were all duly appreciated!

"A treasure" is the perfect way to describe her. She started out as a Suicide Girl (I think her name there was "Mel C"), and branched out into modeling.

The thing I like best about her pics is that she has a sense of subtlety. Even when she's fully nude, she is descreet about it (i.e. no "pussy shots"!). 

Normally, I don't like heavily made-up women, either. But, on her, it works for me. Don't know why...







"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."



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Reply #209 on: October 13, 2013, 11:23:18 PM
Don't know why?  *rolls eyes*

Yes you do....because she's a fuckin' hottie, is why!!!!!




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Reply #210 on: October 15, 2013, 09:34:00 AM



Nice hats the rest of the outfit needs ironing.



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Reply #211 on: October 16, 2013, 04:45:44 AM

Are you sure that we are not too late for the 18-30 party Millicent, its nearly 7 o'clock?


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Reply #212 on: November 14, 2013, 03:31:58 PM


"You swear you're not gonna post on the internet?"



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Reply #213 on: November 14, 2013, 05:21:28 PM




RHL, we're SO glad you could make it!





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Reply #214 on: November 14, 2013, 05:25:55 PM

I am like Charlie the Tuna.  I don't want women with good taste, I want women who taste good.


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Reply #215 on: November 14, 2013, 08:07:40 PM

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Reply #216 on: November 15, 2013, 12:58:47 PM



Nice hats the rest of the outfit needs ironing.
One of us is a virgin... Bet you can't tell just by looking.... :-*

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Reply #217 on: November 15, 2013, 01:49:03 PM



Nice hats the rest of the outfit needs ironing.
One of us is a virgin... Bet you can't tell just by looking.... :-*

Living on a budget you have to make choices.  Hats or clothes, well a lady must have a hat.



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Reply #218 on: November 16, 2013, 05:37:34 AM


(Picture is from a Norwegian film abaout 2'nd WW and it  still describes todays Norwegians very good I think)

No, baby, I think you smell sexy...

It's only kinky the first time...


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Reply #219 on: November 16, 2013, 11:18:55 AM


(Picture is from a Norwegian film abaout 2'nd WW and it  still describes todays Norwegians very good I think)

No, baby, I think you smell sexy...

She: You got me hook line and sinker...
He: Now for the deep sea version...

vinney  ;D


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