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Reply #180 on: March 02, 2013, 01:52:43 PM
Quote from: Jem on January 17, 2013, 06:07:29 AM


... just like squeezing zits, really....

Hippety Hop, It\\\\\\\'s Pippety Pop. I have guns...and...I give instruction..

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Reply #181 on: March 03, 2013, 09:35:23 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 01, 2013, 08:13:03 PM

...and that's why I go to Patsy's Bar every Thursday night...








This and a $1.50 get you a cup of coffee!

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Reply #182 on: March 05, 2013, 07:09:52 AM


Three isn't a crowd when grandpa joins in

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Reply #183 on: March 07, 2013, 05:12:02 AM
In Soviet Russia, its the pussy that licks you


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Reply #184 on: March 08, 2013, 07:50:48 PM

"...and then he took me to a romantic little restaurant, and after that we went dancing. We ended the evening cuddling on the couch, falling asleep in each others arms. So, Barbara, how did YOU celebrate YOUR birthday?"









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #185 on: March 08, 2013, 09:41:20 PM
Boinnnnnnnnnnggggggggg!!!!!



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Reply #186 on: March 11, 2013, 02:45:23 PM
Quote from: Katiebee on March 03, 2013, 09:35:23 PM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 01, 2013, 08:13:03 PM

...and that's why I go to Patsy's Bar every Thursday night...








This and a $1.50 get you a cup of coffee!

Great caption Katiebee....WOO!


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Reply #187 on: March 11, 2013, 11:44:13 PM


OMG! I won! I would like to thank my parents and teachers for helping me win this finally.

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Reply #188 on: March 13, 2013, 08:15:20 PM

She was already 45 minutes late, and she'd neither called nor text her. This was very unlike her, and I couldn't help but wonder if she'd had second thoughts about my invitation. Had I been too forward? Had I misread her intentions? Wasn't this what she truly wanted?

I looked out the window and glanced down the street, hoping to see her coming.

And there she was! My heart leaped with joy!









"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #189 on: March 18, 2013, 10:36:35 PM

"She said she wanted to give me her heart.

Perhaps I took her words too literally..."










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Reply #190 on: March 29, 2013, 02:46:12 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 18, 2013, 10:36:35 PM


Sometimes I can feel my heart, after being with somebody humane like her. It was a good decision to not throw it away.

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Reply #191 on: March 29, 2013, 02:53:55 AM


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Reply #192 on: April 01, 2013, 11:36:15 PM
Is It A Bird...  or Is It A Plane... No, It's that Jerk.


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Reply #193 on: April 01, 2013, 11:48:41 PM
Quote from: insatiable on April 01, 2013, 11:36:15 PM




Is that Janus's Yacht? He said that if we walked on the beach naked he would send his dinghy into us.  ;D


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Reply #194 on: April 02, 2013, 12:51:32 AM

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Reply #195 on: April 02, 2013, 01:17:47 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on April 02, 2013, 12:51:32 AM
Quote from: MissBarbara on March 18, 2013, 10:36:35 PM








now THAT was kinky!

Now all I need is a nice Chianti and some fava beans.

(sorry I couldn't resist)


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Reply #196 on: April 02, 2013, 02:48:24 AM


Mom I g2g I'm busy I'll ttyl

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Reply #197 on: April 03, 2013, 03:11:12 PM


"Hey, I see you two...OMG, is that you, with HIM?"


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Reply #198 on: April 04, 2013, 05:42:46 PM


"Dammit Janus, that was MY cucumber you fucker!"


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Reply #199 on: April 04, 2013, 05:48:40 PM
Here kitty


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