Quotes

[purpleshoes]

Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
                                                             
                                                                                                                                ~ Erma Bombeck

[Shiela_M]

[_priapism]

You keep us “up” all night too.

[Shiela_M]

You keep us “up” all night too.

Need to get my "double shot" love 

[_priapism]

“To be desired is perhaps the closest anybody in this life can reach to feeling immortal.” — John Berger

[Sweetums]

"Thick or thin, fire-hose or drips, (ejaculation) it's the only moment a man communicates clearly about anything." -- Berte Kaufman.

[purpleshoes]

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing when they are wiping tears from their daughter's face for the same reason.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ~ Beyonce

[Asmodel]

Whoever said "out of sight out of mind", has never had a spider suddenly disappear off the ceiling. 😳

Yesterday I was yelled at “KILL IT!  KILL IT!” over and over while scraping a spider off the ceiling with a piece of paper and catching it with another piece of paper before releasing it outside.

Flies die, mosquitoes die, and stink bugs from China die in my house, but I don’t kill spiders and especially not the lady bugs that were infiltrating the house for a while in Feb/Mar.  it’s catch and release or just ignore.

I always do that, either let itself get away by it’s own, or if I can catch it, release it in the balcony, been doing that for a long time now,
Honestly If I could just send a message lol, it’d be EAT ALL MOSQUITOES  YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.

[Asmodel]

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing when they are wiping tears from their daughter's face for the same reason.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ~ Beyonce

I know, this is a good quote, but I swear to god it honestly reminded me of this.

[Asmodel]

“Expect nothing, appreciate everything”
                                                                      ~Anthony Edwards Stark.

[Shiela_M]

Wonder woman, single
Super woman, single
Bat woman, single
Cat woman, single
Captain marvel, single
I get it now, I'm a fucking super Heroine

[Asmodel]

Wonder woman, single
Super woman, single
Bat woman, single
Cat woman, single
Captain marvel, single
I get it now, I'm a fucking super Heroine

[Sweetums]

"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”

-- Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice.

[SmuDoodel]

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

Disclaimer: Accredited to Oscar Wilde. However since I never heard him say that I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this attribution.

[Asmodel]

Please allow me to introduce
myself, I’m a man of wealth
and taste...

~Timothy Orwell Emerson

[Shiela_M]

[Writers Bloque]

Lion's care not for the feelings of lambs.

Shiela_M is sexy.

The difference between Virtue and Vice is how many elders come out of the woodwork to call you out on it.

A woman, is like a work of art. Better slap some gold on it or she just might not last for you.

[Hades]

Can't blame ya S.  Especially since I'm exactly the same: naked and drunk

[MintJulie]

LOVE THIS!

[purpleshoes]

"Don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years when you go to bed tonight!"

                                                                                                                        ~ Shiela_M 6/26/2022