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Reply #860 on: April 24, 2021, 01:18:05 PM
Worrying is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere.
                                                             
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Reply #861 on: April 24, 2021, 05:14:56 PM


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Reply #862 on: April 24, 2021, 05:46:00 PM
You keep us “up” all night too. :emot_laughing:


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Reply #863 on: April 24, 2021, 05:50:31 PM
Quote from: ToeinH2O on April 24, 2021, 05:46:00 PM
You keep us “up” all night too. :emot_laughing:

Need to get my "double shot" love  :emot_kiss:


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Reply #864 on: July 06, 2021, 11:16:11 PM
“To be desired is perhaps the closest anybody in this life can reach to feeling immortal.” — John Berger


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Reply #865 on: July 25, 2021, 03:49:52 AM
"Thick or thin, fire-hose or drips, (ejaculation) it's the only moment a man communicates clearly about anything." -- Berte Kaufman.


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Reply #866 on: August 07, 2021, 01:24:56 PM

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing when they are wiping tears from their daughter's face for the same reason.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ~ Beyonce


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Reply #867 on: August 08, 2021, 02:28:56 PM
Quote from: Jed_ on April 24, 2021, 06:27:14 AM
Quote from: Shiela_M on April 24, 2021, 04:49:40 AM
Whoever said "out of sight out of mind", has never had a spider suddenly disappear off the ceiling. 😳


Yesterday I was yelled at “KILL IT!  KILL IT!” over and over while scraping a spider off the ceiling with a piece of paper and catching it with another piece of paper before releasing it outside.

Flies die, mosquitoes die, and stink bugs from China die in my house, but I don’t kill spiders and especially not the lady bugs that were infiltrating the house for a while in Feb/Mar.  it’s catch and release or just ignore.

I always do that, either let itself get away by it’s own, or if I can catch it, release it in the balcony, been doing that for a long time now,
Honestly If I could just send a message lol, it’d be EAT ALL MOSQUITOES  YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE.


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Reply #868 on: August 08, 2021, 02:41:59 PM
Quote from: purpleshoes on August 07, 2021, 01:24:56 PM

Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing when they are wiping tears from their daughter's face for the same reason.

                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             ~ Beyonce

I know, this is a good quote, but I swear to god it honestly reminded me of this.


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Reply #869 on: August 30, 2021, 01:47:51 PM
“Expect nothing, appreciate everything”
                                                                      ~Anthony Edwards Stark.


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Reply #870 on: September 26, 2021, 08:34:18 PM
Wonder woman, single
Super woman, single
Bat woman, single
Cat woman, single
Captain marvel, single
I get it now, I'm a fucking super Heroine


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Reply #871 on: September 26, 2021, 08:39:44 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on September 26, 2021, 08:34:18 PM
Wonder woman, single
Super woman, single
Bat woman, single
Cat woman, single
Captain marvel, single
I get it now, I'm a fucking super Heroine

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Reply #872 on: September 30, 2021, 02:31:13 AM
"For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbours, and laugh at them in our turn?”

-- Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice.


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Reply #873 on: September 30, 2021, 04:01:28 PM
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."

Disclaimer: Accredited to Oscar Wilde. However since I never heard him say that I can neither confirm nor deny the validity of this attribution.

The names have been changed to protect the malicious

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Reply #874 on: May 26, 2022, 03:08:45 PM
Quote
Please allow me to introduce
myself, I’m a man of wealth
and taste...

~Timothy Orwell Emerson


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  • I said it's weird, not that I wouldn't do it.
Reply #875 on: June 21, 2022, 11:07:01 PM


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Reply #876 on: June 23, 2022, 03:51:57 PM
Lion's care not for the feelings of lambs.

Shiela_M is sexy.

The difference between Virtue and Vice is how many elders come out of the woodwork to call you out on it.

A woman, is like a work of art. Better slap some gold on it or she just might not last for you.

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To taste Heaven, one must play in Hell.

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Reply #877 on: June 23, 2022, 04:22:13 PM
Quote from: Shiela_M on June 21, 2022, 11:07:01 PM

Can't blame ya S.  Especially since I'm exactly the same: naked and drunk :D

Don't ask me.
I'm just as clueless about life as you are.

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Reply #878 on: June 24, 2022, 02:26:39 AM

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          You might not know this, but I have a thing for Tom Brady (and Bill Clinton)
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Reply #879 on: June 27, 2022, 01:27:06 PM
"Don't forget to set your clocks back 50 years when you go to bed tonight!"

                                                                                                                        ~ Shiela_M 6/26/2022


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