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Offline msslave

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Reply #700 on: April 19, 2017, 04:23:10 PM
"It's not having what you want
It's wanting what you've got."


"Soak Up The Sun" - Sheryl Crow

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Reply #701 on: April 27, 2017, 06:08:22 AM
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Terry Pratchett

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #702 on: April 27, 2017, 06:09:40 AM
"The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it."

Terry Pratchett

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Reply #703 on: April 27, 2017, 06:10:56 AM
"Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time."

Terry Pratchett

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Reply #704 on: April 27, 2017, 06:11:42 AM
"Sometimes it is better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness."

Terry Pratchett

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Reply #705 on: April 27, 2017, 06:14:02 AM
"I'll be more enthusiastic about encouraging thinking outside the box when there's evidence of any thinking going on inside it."

Terry Pratchett

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Reply #706 on: May 12, 2017, 09:15:18 PM
If You Trust Your Rebel Heart Then Ride It Into Battle, Don't be Afraid, Take the Road Less Traveled.

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Reply #707 on: May 12, 2017, 10:45:43 PM
"Fancy a pint?"

Terry Pratchett.
To me.
Seriously.


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Reply #708 on: May 14, 2017, 11:47:25 PM
You shall not post fake quotes of me on the Internet.

Confucius, or was it Einstein?


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Reply #709 on: May 19, 2017, 04:50:54 PM

A church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence. - Doug McLeod





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Reply #710 on: May 19, 2017, 05:59:23 PM
Ave Caesar! Te morituri salutum!

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Reply #711 on: May 30, 2017, 02:37:51 AM
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Like assholes, everyone has an opinion. Unfortunately, the larger the asshole then the more frequent and outlandish the opinion.
My father.

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Reply #712 on: May 30, 2017, 11:11:15 AM
Quote from: Elizabeth on May 12, 2017, 09:15:18 PM
If You Trust Your Rebel Heart Then Ride It Into Battle, Don't be Afraid, Take the Road Less Traveled.

I took the road less traveled. Now I'm fucking lost.   ;D


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Reply #713 on: June 10, 2017, 04:50:39 AM


"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."  -  Confucius


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Reply #714 on: June 10, 2017, 09:59:47 PM
Quote from: MintJulie on June 10, 2017, 04:50:39 AM


"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence."  -  Confucius


Go ahead, Julie.  Swat my "skeeter"! :emot_laughing: :facepalm:

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Reply #715 on: June 16, 2017, 10:46:11 AM


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Reply #716 on: July 06, 2017, 07:20:57 AM
"There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see my country's ruin-- I will die in the last ditch."

William of Orange

It appears we may have to follow Williams' words.

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Reply #717 on: July 20, 2017, 07:29:16 AM
I was pleasuring an older retired high end call girl, now in her 80's but is still very good looking and virile, I commended she hadn't forgotten a thing, she told me no sex is just like ridding a bike--as long as you keep pumping I'll take you anywhere you want to go. I about cracked up , never heard that one before ;D ;D


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Reply #718 on: July 31, 2017, 02:49:29 PM
It is true that those we meet can change us, sometimes so profoundly that we are not the same afterwards, even unto our names. - Yann Martel


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Reply #719 on: August 01, 2017, 11:44:18 AM
Time exists but only in the present, Hindu Proverb


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