Quotes

[Janus]

The truth is you are only as sick as your secrets.  In recovery, brutal honesty is the way to freedom.

Chris Newcomb,

[TinyDancer]

[Fish]

BEST QUOTE EVER!!!

[Janus]

“What man ain't the honestest cove in his own eyes?" Grote's round face is a bronze moon in the dark. "'Tain't good intentions what paves the road to hell: it's self-justifyin's.”
― David Mitchell,

[Well Behaved Lady]

I am not a sexy woman, I'm not beautiful, I'm not a sex kitten, I don't flirt with people, yet I've been tagged more of sex symbol than women who truly are and I that's solely because I don't reveal too much: people are curious.

Shirley Manson

[Hoss]

 

 
 
 
Possibly not as "serious" as previous contributions - but true in the main....
 
 CONTEMPORARY PHILOSOPHERS
 
As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn
*****
When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.
~ Desmond Tutu
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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked.
~ David Letterman
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I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire.
God dammit, I'm a billionaire.
~ Howard Hughes
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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box.
~ Italian proverb
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Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind
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I've been married to a communist and a fascist, and neither would take out the garbage.
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
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You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.
~ Prince Philip
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing.
~ Emo Philips.
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Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself.
~ Harrison Ford
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The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree.
~ Spike Milligan
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Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke.
~ Robin Hall
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Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror.
~ Jean Rostand.
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Having more money doesn't make you happier. I have 50 million dollars but I was just as happy as when I had 48 million.
~ Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for, I have no idea.
~ WH Auden
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In hotel rooms I worry. I can't be the only guy who sits on the furniture naked.
~ Jonathan Katz
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If life were fair Elvis would still be alive today and all the impersonators would be dead.
~ Johnny Carson
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I don't believe in astrology. I am a Sagittarius and we're very skeptical.
~ Arthur C. Clarke
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Hollywood must be the only place on earth where you can be fired by a man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and a baseball cap.
~ Steve Martin
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Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is.
~ Jimmy Durante
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The first piece of luggage on the carousel never belongs to anyone.
~ George Roberts
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If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport.
~ Jonathan Winters

[TinyDancer]

That was a good list Hoss, thanks for posting.

[TinyDancer]

Tender loving care is very important.  But sometimes a vicious animalistic fucking feels better.  ~ Author Unknown ~

[Hoss]

Tender loving care is very important.  But sometimes a vicious animalistic fucking feels better.  ~ Author Unknown ~

I am a devotee of the first option.....slow and gentle usually takes me to greater heights

[Malsexie]

I'm sure Neil Armstrong was wondering, as he left the Eagle, if he had turned off the gas or not.

Anonymous.

[Malsexie]

Dreams are ten a penny but reality costs nothing.

Author unknown.

[Gina Marie]

[Fish]

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
-Albert Einstein

Common sense is not so common.
-Voltaire

The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
-F. Scott Fitzgerald

[TinyDancer]

Internet:  absolute communication, absolute isolation.  ~Paul Carvel~

The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.  ~Jon Stewart~

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented.  ~Author Unknown~

[Janus]

Speak your mind even if your voice shakes.

Anger is one letter short of danger.

Past is a good place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

[Janus]

Bless those who walk away from you for they are making room for those who won’t.

[Bexy]

"When you see certain people in their bathing costumes at the beach in summer, you understand why the sea retreats twice a day." - Hoegaarden beer coaster

[Janus]

"When you see certain people in their bathing costumes at the beach in summer, you understand why the sea retreats twice a day." - Hoegaarden beer coaster

I'm thinking that the person who wrote that coaster remark was on the beach when I was there at the same time. 


I'm fat, but I'm thin inside... there's a thin man inside every fat man.
~George Orwell

[Janus]

When a wave of love takes over a human being... such an exaltation takes him that he knows he has put his finger on the pulse of the great secret and the great answer.

~Marjorie Kinnan Rawlings

[TinyDancer]

"I believe in God, only I spell it Nature."  ~ Frank Lloyd Wright ~