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Reply #280 on: April 23, 2013, 07:46:59 PM
“If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere insidiously committing evil deeds, and it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?”

― Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, The Gulag Archipelago

Something about something by someone important.


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Reply #281 on: April 24, 2013, 08:02:37 AM
"There are some things that can beat smartness and foresight: Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him; he does the thing he ought not to do; and often it catches the expert out and ends him on the spot."

-Mark Twain

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Reply #282 on: April 24, 2013, 01:01:27 PM
"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger."  ~ Buddha ~



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Reply #283 on: April 25, 2013, 02:07:34 PM
“I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.”

Arthur Rubinstein



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Reply #284 on: April 25, 2013, 03:39:52 PM
"Make somebody happy today.  Mind your own business."  ~ Ann Landers ~



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Reply #285 on: April 25, 2013, 04:59:57 PM
"The natives used to bury food to preserve it.  A lot of them died though."

An original quote from a peer teaching how to preserve food while living in a primitive environment.



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Reply #286 on: April 26, 2013, 09:17:14 PM
"Make somebody happy today.  Mind your own business."  ~ Ann Landers ~

Good call. Loves ya, babe!

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #287 on: April 28, 2013, 07:27:58 AM

“If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you.”  ~ Steven Wright

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)


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Reply #288 on: April 28, 2013, 03:16:18 PM
I trust anyone my dog trusts and I will bite anyone my dog bites!



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Reply #289 on: April 29, 2013, 05:32:04 AM

I'm a lady on the street, a Mrs. in the house and whore in the bedroom...


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Reply #290 on: April 29, 2013, 05:38:15 AM
Promises are like babies…Fun to make but hell to deliver.
― Jane Wagner

I'm a lady on the street, a Mrs. in the house and whore in the bedroom...


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Reply #291 on: April 29, 2013, 06:01:58 AM
 :emot_applaus:   Woo Latina!

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #292 on: April 29, 2013, 08:20:37 PM
:emot_applaus:   Woo Latina!

thank you my sweet Fish!  :emot_kiss:

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Reply #293 on: April 30, 2013, 05:45:36 AM
“I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair.”

Tennyson



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Reply #294 on: April 30, 2013, 12:33:09 PM
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.  ~Kimberly Johnson~



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Reply #295 on: April 30, 2013, 04:34:26 PM
“I must lose myself in action, lest I wither in despair.”

Tennyson

One of my favorites. Great job, buddy! Woo.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.


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Reply #296 on: April 30, 2013, 06:20:24 PM
Quote: "If I ever catch you fucking around, I'll cut your dick off." Kiku San, Japanese sweetheart.

Response: "Excuse me darling, I'm late for a root canal in Australia."

Upon returning home after a lifelong absence, you may find that the journey back was more impressionable than the arrival, and those you met along the way have already shaped your future.


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Reply #297 on: April 30, 2013, 10:55:14 PM
"If at first you don't succeed, keep on suckin' till you do succeed"    Curly Howard.
« Last Edit: April 30, 2013, 10:56:54 PM by cltlicr »

Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I'll have another beer.


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Reply #298 on: May 01, 2013, 02:05:30 PM
For every minute you remain angry, you give up sixty seconds of peace of mind.
~Ralph Waldo Emerson~



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Reply #299 on: May 01, 2013, 03:52:23 PM
Never miss an opportunity to make others happy, even if you have to leave them alone in order to do it. ~Author Unknown