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Reply #200 on: February 25, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
Never miss a chance to shut up.  ~ Will Rogers ~


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Reply #201 on: February 25, 2013, 05:00:36 PM
" In 20 years, you will be more disappointed by what you didn't do than by what you did." Mark Twain

one of the originals

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Reply #202 on: February 25, 2013, 09:00:35 PM
Quote from: TinyDancer on February 25, 2013, 11:51:39 AM
Never miss a chance to shut up.  ~ Will Rogers ~

Love that one. Would that I had only followed it a bit more...

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #203 on: February 25, 2013, 11:22:19 PM
Staci....Mark Twain is awesome, as is Will Rogers.  I enjoy reading their musings.

And one other thing, thanks for the woos, kiss for the both you.   :emot_kiss:  :emot_kiss:



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Reply #204 on: February 26, 2013, 05:38:35 AM
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

I'm a lady on the street, a Mrs. in the house and whore in the bedroom...

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Reply #205 on: February 26, 2013, 05:45:11 AM
“I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.”
― Marilyn Monroe

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Reply #206 on: February 26, 2013, 07:04:12 AM
Quote from: Latina on February 26, 2013, 05:38:35 AM
“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

Woo. Dr. Seuss is one of my idols, and that is a great quote.

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #207 on: February 26, 2013, 09:28:28 AM


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
~ Bryan White

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Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #208 on: February 26, 2013, 09:42:59 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on February 26, 2013, 09:28:28 AM


We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

God, is that Oscar Wilde? I should know that one...

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #209 on: February 26, 2013, 11:11:29 PM
“Smiling is the way the soul says hello. Obviously a frown means goodbye. Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s what my soul is saying right now.
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― Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.



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Reply #210 on: February 26, 2013, 11:34:01 PM
Spell of Breaking

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What once has been
For good or ill
Brought by thy wish
Or by thy will
Is now set free
And what shall be
Is set by me
And my word still

All that was mine
In your control
Reverts to me
Whilst you pay toll
The bond shall break
The law unmake
For back I take
All mine in whole

You have no power over me.
Heather Alexander

Just so you know how, in case you need to.

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Reply #211 on: February 27, 2013, 01:06:31 AM
"Carlos, if this were the movies you'd be a blonde with big tits and a loose blouse."



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Reply #212 on: February 27, 2013, 02:29:20 AM
You are right Becca. Here's one I saw today.


"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

one of the originals

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Reply #213 on: February 27, 2013, 02:51:44 AM
Yes staci, maybe you will like Will Rogers also.  He has the most hilarious quotes about the Democrats and Republicans.  He tells it the way it is.


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Reply #214 on: February 27, 2013, 04:13:14 AM
"A woman is like a tea bag. You never know how strong she is until she gets into hot water."
~Eleanor Roosevelt


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Reply #215 on: February 27, 2013, 02:50:34 PM
One knows when one is getting old when they look at the almanac of historical things that happened on this date and finds they have lived through at least 75% of them.

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Reply #216 on: February 27, 2013, 03:06:41 PM
"Hockey players are bilingual, they know English and they know Profanity"
                                            -Gordie Howe

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Reply #217 on: February 27, 2013, 03:15:15 PM
Rockingham: Major, do you realize how appropriate it is that we should meet in a hospital?
Major Weems: I don't understand.
Rockingham: You make me sick.
Colonel Potter: Amen! (to Major Weems) Major, you're fighting the wrong war. The Civil War ended almost a hundred years ago.

- M*A*S*H, Season 10, Episode 14: "The Tooth Shall Set You Free"


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Reply #218 on: March 04, 2013, 08:03:04 AM
I always think it's a good policy to like the people who like you.

~David Sedaris~


 
There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them.

~Ray Bradbury~


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Reply #219 on: March 04, 2013, 02:55:43 PM
There is only one thing worse than a defeated politician and that's a broke politician...

Paul Powell, deceased former Illinois Secretary of State, who, upon his death in 1970, was found, in his closets, shoeboxes full of money. 

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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