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Reply #160 on: February 11, 2013, 05:28:55 AM
size doesn't matter...

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Reply #161 on: February 11, 2013, 03:04:50 PM
A great deal of what passes for current Christianity consists in denouncing other people's vices and faults.  ~ Henry H. Williams ~

One should examine oneself for a very long time before thinking of condemning others.  ~ Moliere ~

Whatever you condemn, you have done yourself.  ~ Georg Groddeck ~

People are very inclined to set moral standards for others.  ~ Elizabeth Drew ~


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Reply #162 on: February 11, 2013, 03:11:31 PM
“...Next time you're faced with a choice, do the right thing. It hurts everyone less in the long run.”
― Wendelin Van Draanen, Flipped



“If you are afraid of being lonely, don't try to be right.”
― Jules Renard


“Get to know the right, then you would know the people of right. Right Is not measured by its men, but men are measured by their right.”
― Ali Bin Abi Thalib





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Reply #163 on: February 11, 2013, 04:52:29 PM
I have never seen an ass who talked like a human being, but I have met many human beings who talked like asses.  ~ Heinrich Heine ~


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Reply #164 on: February 11, 2013, 04:56:38 PM
lets try and be nice about this. I see this thread moving into the nasty zone fast


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Reply #165 on: February 11, 2013, 05:02:30 PM
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
― Mahatma Gandhi


“Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.”
― Leo Tolstoy


“We are taught you must blame your father, your sisters, your brothers, the school, the teachers - but never blame yourself. It's never your fault. But it's always your fault, because if you wanted to change you're the one who has got to change.”
― Katharine Hepburn, Me: Stories of My Life


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Reply #166 on: February 11, 2013, 08:12:11 PM
The toughest part of letting go is realizing that the other person already did.
~ Author Unknown ~


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Reply #167 on: February 11, 2013, 09:20:57 PM
1. "Through failure, we learn a lesson in humility which is probably needed, painful though it is."
2. “To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.”
3. "The temporary good is enemy to the permanent best."

- Bill Wilson, founder of Alcoholics Anonymous

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #168 on: February 11, 2013, 10:00:11 PM
"Better to remain quiet and be thought an idiot than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."

My Daddy, God rest his soul.


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Reply #169 on: February 11, 2013, 10:03:32 PM
"The candle burns at both ends it may not last the night but oh my friends and oh my foes it makes such a beautiful light."

Also my Daddy


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Reply #170 on: February 13, 2013, 06:35:58 PM
I hope everyone that is reading this is having a really good day. And if you are not, just know that in every new minute that passes you have an opportunity to change that.


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Reply #171 on: February 13, 2013, 06:39:36 PM
If you don't like the weather, just wait 5 minutes

(All of us Michigan people)


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Reply #172 on: February 17, 2013, 06:27:09 AM

"I'd rather eat pussy than sushi"
    ~ Kate Beckinsale

Remember the Golden Rule: you do me, and I\'ll do you (paraphrased)

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Reply #173 on: February 17, 2013, 06:31:17 AM
Quote from: RopeFiend on February 17, 2013, 06:27:09 AM

"I'd rather eat pussy than sushi"
    ~ Kate Beckinsale

hahaha, love that one...

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Reply #174 on: February 17, 2013, 06:31:49 AM
Karma is a bigger bitch, than I would ever be...

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Reply #175 on: February 17, 2013, 06:33:10 AM
"Will the REAL Doctor Pheebler report to brain surgery, IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!"
« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 11:52:07 PM by Katiebee »

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #176 on: February 18, 2013, 02:56:57 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 17, 2013, 06:33:10 AM
"Will the REAL Doctor Pheebler report to breaking surgery, IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!"

Who may be the author of this quote?

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery, none but ourselves can free our minds.

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Reply #177 on: February 18, 2013, 03:24:21 AM
1. “The mind is its own place, and in itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven...”
2. “I will not deny but that the best apology against false accusers is silence and sufferance, and honest deeds set against dishonest words.”
3. "Abashed, the Devil stood, and saw how awful goodness is."

-John Milton, author of Paradise Lost

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff.

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Reply #178 on: February 19, 2013, 11:50:25 PM
Quote from: watcher1 on February 18, 2013, 02:56:57 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on February 17, 2013, 06:33:10 AM
"Will the REAL Doctor Pheebler report to brain surgery, IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!"

Who may be the author of this quote?
you will love this, especially with the corrected quote making it sensible.

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« Last Edit: February 19, 2013, 11:52:59 PM by Katiebee »

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #179 on: February 20, 2013, 01:54:27 PM
1.  Don't sweat the small stuff  -  Stephen King (I try and use that as a mantra in this madhouse that is called work)
2.  You're NEVER too old to appreciate a good looking piece of pussy  - My older brother, bless his experienced soul


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