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Reply #40 on: February 11, 2012, 11:19:58 PM
"Truer words, have never been spoke (spoken) (spaked).

--- a friend 2012

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Reply #41 on: February 12, 2012, 05:59:52 AM
Just as a point of clarification, having spent a lot of time in mental health facilities, I'd like to point out the common confusion between Schizophrenia (a.k.a. paranoid-delusional) and DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder a.k.a. Multiple Personality Disorder). People all over seem to think schizophrenia has something to do with multiple personalities, but this is simply not true in the least. Any "additional" personalities are created external to the patient and cannot directly control his/her actions (but may influence them just as a real person could).

If you've seen "A Beautiful Mind" then that is an example of schizophrenia.

Since you're stuck on this random quote thing, could you tell us the deeper meaning behind the quotes that used to be on the home page banner of the board before Pervert of the Month took their place? I seem to recall one by Woody Allen being up for a while...

Women should not be afraid to express their sexuality.


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Reply #42 on: February 12, 2012, 08:42:28 AM

Since you're stuck on this random quote thing, could you tell us the deeper meaning behind the quotes that used to be on the home page banner of the board before Pervert of the Month took their place? I seem to recall one by Woody Allen being up for a while...
Erhmm, you obviously didn't notice, they were one at a time and sex quotes for the perverts here.
You obviously majored in pedantics too.
« Last Edit: February 12, 2012, 08:49:08 AM by Grm »



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Reply #43 on: February 12, 2012, 09:44:33 AM
You obviously majored in pedantics too.

Nah, pedantic would be to point out that "pedantics" is not a proper form of the word.  ;D

There is a huge difference between schizophrenia and DID, though. It is a common misconception, but that doesn't make it a minor detail to mislabel them.

Women should not be afraid to express their sexuality.


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Reply #44 on: February 12, 2012, 01:08:39 PM
potatoes
cabbage
beer
coffee
milk
steak
baked beans
pasta
goat's cheese
burgers
beer
onions
tampax
gag
rope
axe
antiseptic
band aids
beer

Dang Charlie, what with all that beer, cabbage, beans and onions is no wonder why the wife added gag and rope to the list, lol.



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Reply #45 on: February 12, 2012, 04:25:05 PM
potatoes
cabbage
beer
coffee
milk
steak
baked beans
pasta
goat's cheese
burgers
beer
onions
tampax
gag
rope
axe
antiseptic
band aids
beer

Dang Charlie, what with all that beer, cabbage, beans and onions is no wonder why the wife added gag and rope to the list, lol.

Hope the wife leaves the windows open and turns the exhaust fans on to High.  ;D

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Reply #46 on: February 12, 2012, 04:33:12 PM
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
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Keep company only with people who uplift you, whose presence calls forth your best.
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Reply #47 on: February 12, 2012, 04:38:14 PM
Don't piss in the wind and tell me it's raining
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Reply #48 on: February 12, 2012, 06:05:49 PM
Don't kick a man while he's down.

--stace

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Reply #49 on: February 12, 2012, 10:05:55 PM
You obviously majored in pedantics too.

Nah, pedantic would be to point out that "pedantics" is not a proper form of the word.  ;D

There is a huge difference between schizophrenia and DID, though. It is a common misconception, but that doesn't make it a minor detail to mislabel them.

God Ms T, you are hilarious, how do you do it? And I thought you were terminally serious and you come up with gems like this, thank you.
ha ha ha ha ha
woo



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Reply #50 on: February 13, 2012, 12:21:32 AM
Don't kick a man while he's down.

--stace

Why the hell not? His face and balls are SO MUCH closer to my foot?



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Reply #51 on: February 13, 2012, 01:52:07 AM
Don't kick a man while he's down.

--stace

Why the hell not? His face and balls are SO MUCH closer to my foot?

Watcher makes note never to piss off Gia.  He much prefers stace's quote.  ;D

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Reply #52 on: February 14, 2012, 04:01:12 PM
quotes by famous Captains
On policies against fraternization:

"An army that can't fuck can't fight."
- George S. Patton -

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.


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Reply #53 on: February 15, 2012, 09:10:39 PM
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

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Reply #54 on: February 16, 2012, 06:05:31 PM
The answer to that is because it's men who are the headache.

;)

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Reply #55 on: February 16, 2012, 06:11:28 PM
The answer to that is because it's men who are the headache.

;)

What?  :o
« Last Edit: February 23, 2012, 11:18:33 AM by Grm »

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Reply #56 on: February 16, 2012, 09:29:55 PM
I know that comes as a surprise to you Watcher. Did you know men can be a pain in the ass too?

 :emot_laughing: :emot_kiss:
« Last Edit: February 23, 2012, 11:18:55 AM by Grm »

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Reply #57 on: February 18, 2012, 10:49:27 AM
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Reply #58 on: February 18, 2012, 03:47:24 PM
I like your signature Bexy....very good advice!



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Reply #59 on: February 18, 2012, 08:17:32 PM
My thoughts exactly TD. I must say, one becomes very quiet and observant when following that advice. Especially the 'Is it necessary' often makes me shake my head and just smile or ignore and walk away.