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Reply #840 on: November 19, 2020, 09:48:44 PM
"Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you gotta grab it with both hands and hold on tight!"



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Reply #841 on: November 20, 2020, 08:16:42 PM
"Things change. Always do. You'll get your chance! Important thing is, when it comes, you gotta grab it with both hands and hold on tight!"

Watcher imagines what CJ is grabbing on to with both hands.... 8) 8)

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Reply #842 on: November 20, 2020, 10:48:38 PM
“No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.” - Narn Ambassador G’Kar



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Reply #843 on: November 21, 2020, 06:29:29 AM
“No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by the force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power governments, and tyrants, and armies can not stand. The Centauri learned this lesson once. We will teach it to them again. Though it take a thousand years, we will be free.” - Narn Ambassador G’Kar

Yay Babylon 5!


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Reply #844 on: November 21, 2020, 07:33:45 AM
No man chooses evil because it is evil; he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks. -Mary Wollstonecraft



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Reply #845 on: November 21, 2020, 01:57:36 PM
"I destroy because I myself am in the process of destruction. I produce because I belong to the realm of the produced." Beauty without being can not be. Beauty is loved because it is being." The Enneads-Plotinus

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Reply #846 on: November 21, 2020, 06:37:24 PM
I have heard what the talkers were talking, the talk of the beginning and the end,
But I do not talk of the beginning or the end.

There was never any more inception than there is now,
Nor any more youth or age than there is now,
And will never be any more perfection than there is now,
Nor any more heaven or hell than there is now.

-- Walt Whitman.


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Reply #847 on: November 27, 2020, 04:26:24 AM
"Did you ever itch really bad in your butt hole and it drove you insane because you couldn't somehow scratch it?" - CJ's little brother




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Reply #848 on: November 27, 2020, 07:35:50 AM



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Reply #849 on: December 05, 2020, 05:24:15 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!



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Reply #850 on: December 05, 2020, 05:28:34 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

The only thing in that statement, that I understood, was Penis.



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Reply #851 on: December 05, 2020, 05:32:43 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

The only thing in that statement, that I understood, was Penis.

Skip to 1:12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_asqjxloOI



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Reply #852 on: December 11, 2020, 04:14:05 AM
Why is he screaming "PENIS"?

CJ's wifey while watching a scene in demolition man when Stallone runs after Simon Phoenix screaming PHOENIX! But it kinda sounds like he's screaming PENIS!

Demolition Man Bobbitt


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Reply #853 on: January 03, 2021, 01:50:42 AM



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Reply #854 on: January 03, 2021, 05:47:31 PM
I know a couple of women who fit that category. But they aren't my nightmare. They are my dream.  8)  8)

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Reply #855 on: January 06, 2021, 02:04:37 PM



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Reply #856 on: February 26, 2021, 04:10:34 PM
Nothing more excellent or valuable than wine was ever granted by the gods to man - Plato 

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Reply #857 on: March 02, 2021, 04:19:51 PM
Sister Helen Prejean, who wrote Dead Man Walking, is quoted as saying about capital punishment;  "If I were to be murdered, I would not want my murderer executed. I would not want my death avenged, especially by government, which can't be trusted to control its own bureaucrats or collect taxes equitably or fill a pot hole, much less decide which of its citizens to kill."

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Reply #858 on: April 24, 2021, 04:49:40 AM
Whoever said "out of sight out of mind", has never had a spider suddenly disappear off the ceiling. 😳



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Reply #859 on: April 24, 2021, 06:27:14 AM
Whoever said "out of sight out of mind", has never had a spider suddenly disappear off the ceiling. 😳


Yesterday I was yelled at “KILL IT!  KILL IT!” over and over while scraping a spider off the ceiling with a piece of paper and catching it with another piece of paper before releasing it outside.

Flies die, mosquitoes die, and stink bugs from China die in my house, but I don’t kill spiders and especially not the lady bugs that were infiltrating the house for a while in Feb/Mar.  it’s catch and release or just ignore.