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Offline Elizabeth

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Reply #620 on: June 07, 2016, 12:43:41 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 06, 2016, 11:26:07 PM
Leave it to the Marines to ignore tactics.

;)

LOL.....I'll tell my Dad you said that.....
I'm pretty sure he will want to chat with your Dad (about us).
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Reply #621 on: June 08, 2016, 12:13:39 AM
Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole.
- Buddha

Something about something by someone important.

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Reply #622 on: June 08, 2016, 04:25:54 AM
Toilet paper and Captain Kirk are a lot alike. Neither will take any shit from the klingons.


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Reply #623 on: June 08, 2016, 04:31:21 AM
Life is like a roll of toilet paper.    The closer you get to the end, the faster it goes.

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Reply #624 on: June 08, 2016, 05:01:01 AM
The difference between a bad situation and desperation is the same as the difference between solid crap and diarrhea.

My ever loving father.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #625 on: June 08, 2016, 02:34:00 PM
"Till taught by pain, Men really know not what good water's worth;…."

Lord Byron

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #626 on: June 09, 2016, 01:43:05 PM
"To the German Commander.

NUTS!

The American Commander"

- Brigadier General Anthony C. McAuliffe WWII Battle of the Bulge



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Reply #627 on: June 09, 2016, 05:29:36 PM
"Life's Been Great".........
"You Should Get One".......
 :D

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Reply #628 on: June 09, 2016, 05:53:44 PM
"If all goes well, about a week. If not, about an hour and a half."  - Rodney Dangerfield as he was about to go in for heart surgery.


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Reply #629 on: June 12, 2016, 04:42:26 PM
I'll give you a couple of mine.

"You can count that the person you are facing has an agenda that does NOT place you at it's top."

"If you are disappointed it is most likely because you imposed your values upon the other person."

"Life is like a game of chess. One wrong move and you're mated."

"The founding Fathers never intended the federal government to have a direct pipeline into the pockets of the American citizens."

"If the politicians that passed taxation laws had to come collect those taxes there would be no taxes!"

Hope they help.


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Reply #630 on: June 12, 2016, 05:18:45 PM
"The question isn't who is going to let me do something, but rather who is going to stop me from doing it."

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Liz


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Reply #631 on: June 17, 2016, 02:51:36 PM
What's the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber 
~ unknown


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Reply #632 on: June 17, 2016, 04:58:06 PM
“Why do I write strong female characters?
Because you're still asking me that question.”
― Joss Whedon


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Reply #633 on: June 20, 2016, 04:45:10 PM
From a Vietnam Era Marine Corps Poster (My Dad saved from the dump).

"Long Hours, Hard Work, Satisfaction Guaranteed".
The US Marine Corps.

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Liz


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Reply #634 on: June 21, 2016, 12:36:38 AM
A man with a watch always knows what time it is. A man with two watches isn't quite sure.


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Reply #635 on: June 21, 2016, 01:03:45 AM

"I invite you practice the little way of love, not to miss out on a kind word, a smile, or any small gesture that sows peace and friendship. These simple daily gestures break with the logic of violence, exploitation, and selfishness."

- Pope Francis






"Sometimes the best things in life are a hot girl and a cold beer."


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Reply #636 on: June 21, 2016, 02:39:08 AM
"Why are there panties on the ceiling fan?"

- Me an hour ago.


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Reply #637 on: June 27, 2016, 11:56:48 PM
"In The Absence Of Orders, Go Out And Find Something And Kill It".
Erwin Rommel


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Reply #638 on: June 28, 2016, 12:38:08 AM
Rommel had a peculiar sense of humor.

There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who can count, and those who can't.

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Reply #639 on: June 28, 2016, 12:54:30 AM
Quote from: Katiebee on June 28, 2016, 12:38:08 AM
Rommel had a peculiar sense of humor.

"But"...He was a brilliant general.
Not to mention he is the only German Officer to have a Museum after him.

Love,
Liz
 


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