There's probably another 50 or more pages of this, shall I continue?
Lists of quotes are not clever, not funny, not original, the whole point of a quote is its context and meaning to an individual, lists of random quotes are a bit like shopping lists, how about starting a thread of those?
The goat joke is one of those jokes that is funny once, with each repetition it just shows lack of wit, boos for lack of creativity guys.